>woke>dei>aged out main female actress with no youth in her >tons of girlboss characters >tons of intelligent African characters in important positions in governments >mainstream>Boomer tier director who was massively overrated >reddit>left leaning>aliens? C’monWhat are the reasons for going to see this in theaters?
there’s always not being a miserable fuck
God, what an ugly hag.
>mainstream
god she was so hot in edge of tomorrow
>>221364910she was a babe in edge of tomorrow, only 12 years ago. why would you bog yourself this bad. god damn she's not even 10 years old than I am.
Spielberg is the Stephen King of directors: inoffensive, set a standard, but very little of his work genuinely stands out on its own merits. The best things about King are Tim Curry spooky clown and Kubrick taking huge liberties with his work; the best thing about Spielberg is a shark.
The art of aging gracefully has been completely lost on Hollywood.
>>221364941I get this but really what kind of alien activity was even shown through the movie? The crop circles around the guy were never even explained if it was aliens or humans and they were shown in the trailer. All the UFO sightings were on a TV too, like how can you possibly think that would top Close Encounters or War of the Worlds?
>>221365063He is definitely not on par with Stephen King.
>>221365161True. Stephen sucks at endings
>>22136505812 years is very long for a woman.
>>221364910You expected anything else from Steven Shekelberg?
>>221365058O/U on JohnK dumping her for a tight 25 year-old starlet?
>>221364910it is a fantasy story after all treat it as such
>>221364941Bro they picked the oldest most bogged women they could findShe doesn’t look human, twist ending should’ve been that she was one of the aliens no one would’ve questioned it
>>221365950Spielberg is 100% correct but the movie was unfortunately boring
>>221365985It was supposed to be a woke dei girlboss character.
I can't believe they do this to themselves.
>>221365058>only 12 years agoWomen age in dog years.
>>221364941The most reddit response ever
>>221364941You are a redditor
>>221364910The kabal is trying to "cast a spell" using the combined consciousnesses of the people. they are literally trying to make aliens appear using magic.this has been your schizo minute