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>Supergirl, Star Wars, He Man all bombed

Hollywood can no longer rely on capeshit, starslop and 80s nostalgiabait flicks. They're basically fucked
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Zoomers and Alphies think those things are all corny ahh uncslop. Instead they'd rather watch horror films where the threat is a 5'0" woman or empty office space.
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>>221364999
Worry not, we're entering the slop horror age. Take the most mundane concept, bake some eery violin sounds into it, add some bullshit plot device related to the occult, boom 300 millies on a 5 dollar budget.
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Maybe if someone made something new

Instead of regurgitating the same shit every 6 months


I haven’t seen a new movie in a theatre in years because most new movies are dogshit and I don’t watch them I just watch the same 15-20 movies on repeat
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The world has gotten worse to the point where it's harder to get distracted even temporarily by the shit Hollywood is churning out. Everyone is sliding towards nihilism as we prepare for the next great dying.
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>>221364999
Backrooms proved that the old format of regurgitating the same idea over and over again doesn't work and that what people ultimately want is something new. It really feels like the first truly new movie in a long time. Hollywood is in a transitional phase right now.
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>>221365148
>the next great dying
What's that?
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Super Mario and Toy Story 5 were the only movies that made a fuck ton of money this year. I think cinema is just becoming a place where parents take their kids for a weekend outing at this point
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>>221364999
Whatever happened to mid-budget action movies with fantastical elements like Underworld? Start doing those again, cast good looking dudes and chicks again, and there you go.
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>>221364999
I want period piece horror movies set in the 70s and 80s, or even 60s.
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I know you can hear my thoughts too, boy
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>>221364999
Just make better movies
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>>221364999
I wonder if shit like robocop, predator, Conan, the fly etc would make money if they were made now. All I want is actual kino featuring interesting themes, sickening violence and tiddies fellas
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>>221365041
If they can successfully put capepoop out of business, then they can view all the empty rooms they want.
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>>221365153
>regurgitating the same idea over and over again doesn't work
Backrooms was just a horror movie that takes place inside the Backrooms. People will eat slop as long as you dress it up with novelty
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>>221364999
Checked. Not sure how they thought there was any possible way Supergirl would make money at that budget, lol.
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>>221365081
>Worry not, we're entering the slop horror age.
Unfortunately I think you're right

Horror is a genre for social misfits and malcontents

>>221365182
>I think cinema is just becoming a place where parents take their kids for a weekend outing at this point
It always was. Did you think auteurs and cinephiles drove the box office? Nope it's just regular shitfucks like you and me
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>>221365041
To be fair, a 5'0" woman is the biggest threat in the modern world, all she has to do is say that you sexually harassed he with zero evidence and the pigs will throw you in jail where you WILL be raped by black thugs.



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