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Why don't people make fun of actors who are shorter than Tom Cruise? What makes Cruise a manlet?
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Manlet energy
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>>221365378
I always wondered why Tom's height was always hyperfocused on when most other actors are around the same range, he doesn't even necessarily hide his height as embarrassingly as others
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>>221365378
Because you can’t actually bruise the Cruise so people try to come up with all of these ways they think they can.
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>>221365378
Doesn't Dafoe have a monster cock?
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Dafoe can act and (ironically) isn't a fucking weirdo. Basically what>>221365400 said. Cruise is compensating because he has nothing else.
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>>221365378
Short people and manlets aren't the same thing.
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>>221365378
Real reason: people are stupid and like to cling to memes. We have the same problem in tennis. de Minaur (6’) is constantly called short and little but Alcaraz (also 6’) is never commented on for his height because he is world no. 1.
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>>221365378
but can Tom Cruise pull off brownface?
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>>221365524
Lmao this place is unhinged and retarded
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>>221365502
they used a cock double in that jesus movie because his was apparently comically large
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thats strange I thought Dafoe was tall
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>>221365378
Tom Cruise is a scientologist which makes him a target of the CIA and israel
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>>221365678
Looks like my sicilian grandpa. He has surprisingly few white hairs.
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This is incorrect lol

Willam Defoe is like 6”5’ man is a human troll, seeing the dude in person is scary cuz you never know when he might rip your face off and run away with it
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>>221365524
is compensating what you call being a genuinely charismatic, talented, and a daredevil stuntman?
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>>221365378
Because producers always try to sell Tom Cruise a role in a nice, safe romantic comedy but they can't find any actresses shorter than him
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>>221365378
He doesn't have the inches but he has the inches.
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>>221365701
>>221365502
>>221365378
Hard to make fun of a short guy if he has a third leg
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>>221365410
Because he's more successful
It's like how people focus a lot on Napoleon's height when he was average for his time and the Duke of Wellington was even shorter
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>>221365715
>sicilian grandpa



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