times you acted like a vigilante citizen
>>221368388I was at Starbucks and saw a man and woman having coffee together. I was a little worried so I went up and tried to swap their drinks but he told me to fuck off. Then I went home and jacked off while staring at the mold on my wall where I usually ejaculate.
>>221368388Saw a local rape victim walking home so I followed her and rang her doorbell, asking>do you want just piss?In my batman voice. She screamed and slammed the door shut. Five minutes later cops arrive. Should I track down the rapist now? What did she mean?
>people blocking the way when I'm trying to exit a train/tram/bus and trying to shove their way in>ram directly into the pile of people and knock an old lady down to the ground>go my merry way
>>221368388i paid my bus fare and thanked the bus driver.
>>221368491Should have worn a Demon Slayer hoodie, brah.
>>221368388i bit my escort and starred in a mediocre slop movie.
I spammed my shitty movie 24/7 on 4chin
>>221368388I sprayed roundup on a black guys salad
>>221368876Monsanto should sue the salad.>>221368846James Gunn is that u?
>>221368491ah, moldovan eh?
Slapped my black wife
I was in Belfast and burned down an entire neighborhood. Some Irish lad's house also got burned down, but it was okay, the Irish are brown.
>>221368894>>221368894Supergirl doesn't need constant spamming, this shitty movie does.
>>221368846george lucas? You're here?
>>221369163I guess they were too belslow to stop you
