Robert Eggers Presents: Testosterone, the movie
>>221369326You needn't feel threatened by the existence of testosterone, OP. I'm sorry your single mother and all her boyfriends made you feel that way.
>>221369326sounds like something elon musk would say
>>221369371holy based..
>>221370026i know right, talking about the iliad and posting a picture of the odyssey is either being a complete retard or a ragebaiting troll. he was probably high on ketamine when he posted that
>>221369326>Actually, vikings didn't turn into wolves when they consumed magic mushrooms.
>>221369326>Pale copy of 80s film Conan the Barbarian
>>221370914Was this fucker the first case of "Erm, actually Chud"?
>>221369326It was eh honestly, the fight scenes were pretty coolNow Troy is pure Test, the movie kept me engaged from beginning to endNorthman was very slow and dull really
I like Vikings and violent movies but thought this was terrible. Shit story and that Skarsgard cannot fucking act. He's also uncoordinated and the fights looked bad. Unironically The 13th Warrior shits all over this garbage.movie. I would rather rewatch Mad's weird fumbling around the new world viking movie than watch the Northman again.
>>221369326This movie is feminist garbage and the action scenes are atrocious
>>221372699>Dillionyousonofabitch.webm
>>221372558I find his politically correct humour and insights and non-threatening effeminacy reassuring.
>>221369326That weird looking spic foid larping as norse ruined the movie for me.Also SkarsgÄrd fatigue is real."Korpen flyger" is better than this hollywood schlopp