>Don't push it or I'll give you a blowjob you won't believe
>Are you challenging me to a blowjob-off?
>>221369484SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE BLOWJOB!
>>221369484>Houston, we have a blowjob.
>>221369484Here's blowjob!
>>221369484>i'll be blowjob
>>221370132Come with me if you want to blowjob.
>>221369484>I wish I knew how to blowjob you.
>>221370224Phased plasma blowjob in the 40-watt range
>Great blowjob!
blowjob it again sam
The blowjob, officer?
>>221370293>WHAT THE HELL IS A BLOWJOB!?
>You had me at blowjob
>>221369484I am Tony Montana, political prisoner from COOBA, and I demand my fuckin blowjob.
>>221369484>THIS TOWN NEEDS A BLOWJOB.
>>221369484>I love the smell of blowjob in the morning.
>>221370368Kek
>>221369484>SHOW ME YOUR BLOWJOB FACE.
>>221369484>DID YOU ORDER THE BLOWJOB?
>>221369484You want a blowjob, Ernie?
>>221369484>Tell me about the blowjobs, George!
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE BLOWJOB!
>>221369484>First you trade the Cadillac for a blowjob. Then you lie to me about the band. Now you're gonna put me right back in the joint.>They're not gonna catch us. We're on a mission from God.
>I can do blowjobs all day.
-Cast it into the fire! Destroy it!-Blowjob.
>Frankly, my dear. I don't give a blowjob.
>With great power come great blowjobs.
>>221370132>Hasta la blowjob, baby
Bond, James Blowjob.
>My father was fond of saying you need three things in life - a good doctor, a forgiving priest, and a blowjob accountant. The first two, I've never had much use for.
A Blowjob - shaken, not stirred.
>I'm not going blowjobbing>Come on! It's a great sport and it's virtually impossible to get pregnant while doing it - if you catch my drift>You're disgusting
“They may take our lives, but they’ll never take our blowjob!”
They call it a blowjob with cheese.
Not a moobie but>can I get a blowjob with that?
Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You’re my only blowjob.
>Pay no attention to that blowjob behind the curtain!”
>>221369484Blowjob.
>Gondor calls for blowjob
>>221369484>If I suck that off, will you die?
>>221370632Fantastic.
>>221370701>Remember when we fell into that nest of blowjobs?
>No no no, I blowjob the bus driver
>But what about second blowjob?
>What are you trying to tell me? That I can dodge blowjobs? >No, Neo. I'm trying to tell you that when you're ready, you won't have to.
>>221371167>...and then I'll walk!
>>221371206>Tell me, Mr. Anderson, what good is a blowjob, when you're unable to suck?
>Did you see a sign out in front of my house that said “Dead Nigger Blowjob”?!?!
>The blowjob is strong in my family. My father has it. I have it. My sister has it.
In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the blowjob.
I used to blowjob guys like you in prison
Aziz blowjob!
>"I had to go see about a blowjob.”
>>221369484>he doesn't know how the use the three blowjobs
>HELLO EARTH HUMANS>PLAN IS LIKE BLOWJOB
>>221369484YE BLOWJOWIN'
Some day, and that day may never come, I’ll call upon you to do a blowjob for me. But until that day, accept this justice as a gift on my daughter’s wedding day.
>>221370293>>221370368>>221370385Keked
>>221369484How would you like some blowjob Doc?
>That’ll be the blowjob
>*sigh* somehow Palpatine blowjob
>Alright, Mr DeMille, I’m ready for my blowjob.
>>221370293One point twenty one jigga-blowjobs!
>>221369484>I've seen blowjobs you people wouldn't believe. Blowjob ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched blowjobs glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those blowjobs will be lost in time, like semen in the rain. Time to cum.
>>221370395Surely it should be "YOU WANT THE BLOWJOB? YOU CANT HANDLE THE BLOW JOB!"
>What we’ve got here is a failure to blowjob
>>221374241And yes this follows the rules. One word is replaced
>I’m the king of the blowjob!
>>221374195Lmao >>221371406This may be the most influential one here. How different things would be if we all thought to use the blowjob instead of using the force.
>Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful blowjob.
>>221369484>Even the smallest blowjob can change the course of the future
>>221369484> suckadicktons blowjob fellatiest
>>221369484> choke on it
I can taste your blowjob, and every time I do, I fear that I've somehow been infected by it.
>>221369484>And I will strike down thee with great vengeance and furious Blowjobs?!!?!?I like to imagine the actors trying to say their lines but all that comes out is "blowjob" in some cruel twist of fate. so they're questioning wtf is happening.
>Deep in the land of Mordor, in the Fires of Mount Doom, the Dark Lord Sauron forged a master ring, and into this ring he poured his cruelty, his malice and his will to dominate all life. One ring to rule them all. One by one, the free lands of Middle-Earth fell to the power of the Ring, but there were some who resisted. A last alliance of men and elves marched against the armies of Mordor, and on the very slopes of Mount Doom, they fought for the freedom of Middle-Earth. Victory was near, but the power of the ring could not be undone. It was in this moment, when all hope had faded, that Isildur, son of the king, took up his father’s sword. Sauron, enemy of the free peoples of Middle-Earth, was defeated. The Ring passed to Isildur, who had this one chance to destroy evil forever, but the hearts of men are easily corrupted. And the ring of power has a will of its own. It betrayed Isildur, to his death. And some things that should not have been forgotten were lost. History became legend. Legend became myth. And for two and a half thousand years, the ring passed out of all knowledge. Until, when chance came, it ensnared another bearer. It came to the creature Gollum, who took it deep into the tunnels of the Misty Mountains. And there it consumed him. The ring gave to Gollum unnatural long blowjobs. For five hundred years it poisoned his mind, and in the gloom of Gollum’s cave, it waited. Darkness crept back into the forests of the world. Rumor grew of a shadow in the East, whispers of a nameless fear, and the Ring of Power perceived its time had come. It abandoned Gollum, but then something happened that the Ring did not intend. It was picked up by the most unlikely creature imaginable: a hobbit, Bilbo Baggins, of the Shire. For the time will soon come when hobbits will shape the fortunes of all.
>I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice blowjob
>I'VE ABANDONED MY BLOWJOB>I'VE ABANDONED MY BLOWJOB
>>221370467came here for this one
>Louis, I think this is the beginning of a wonderful blowjob.
Don't be so gloomy. After all, it's not that awful. Like the fella says, in Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love - they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The blowjob. So long, Holly.
>I'm going to make him a blowjob he can't refuse.
>Some day, and that day may never come, I will call upon you to do a service for me. But until that day, consider this blowjob a gift on my daughter's wedding day
>>221370409kek
>>221369484>There's a hundred-thousand streets in this city. You don't need to know the route. You give me a time and a place, I give you a five minute blowjob. Anything happens in that five minutes and I'm yours. No matter what. Anything happens a minute either side of that and you're on your own. Do you understand?
>>221374836top zozzle
>>221374555>>221374329you quoted it wrong btw
>blowjob
>>221370761Underrated
>>221375055perfection>>221370761>>221375090kek
>>221370761damn i dont know what this is
>within blowjobs interlinked
>>221375275Oddjob -> blowjob
>Tuppence a blowjob
You’ve got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel blowjobs?" Well, do ya punk?
The first rule of Blowjob Club is: You do not talk about Blowjob Club.
>You don't get to blowjob friends.
>>221370986It would be extremely orgasmic
>it's a snood, blowjob
>You better not wreck my blowjob, you little sourpuss. Your Dad's paying good money for it.
>>221369484>TELL ME ABOUT BLOWJOB WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK
"I need a blowjob. You're it, until you're dead or I find someone better."
>>221369484>Well? What are you waiting for? Fetch the king his blowjob stretcher!
>>221377106Not a movie.
>>221377208What about the one I filmed with your mom last night? Does that count?
>>221370761Fucking beautiful.
>>221371181KEK
>>221377106Blowjob... God's what a stupid name! Blowjob Lannister.
>>221369484> A blowjob?
>>221370761LOL
>>221377409No, 20 second shorts don't count.
>BLOWJOB!!!
>>221369484WHAT A BLOWJOB
>you know, a girl's first blowjob is very important
>>221376555Nice.
> "All those blowjobs will be lost in time, like tears in rain."
>>221376616that's a big load
>>221374836>i blowjob
>sometimes, there is so much beauty in the blowjob i feel like i can't take it, like my heart is just going to cave in
>>221377570Not my fault she's a throat goat.
>Blowjob
I want... ten million blowjobs, every year for the rest of my life.
>that's why no one will remember your blowjob
>>221370409hahahaaha
>The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs, trying to turn itself over but it can't, not without your blowjob. But you're not helping.>What do you mean, I'm not helping?>I mean, you're not helping.
>Blowjob ahead, make my day…
>You see? This is how crazy the blowjob made Gotham
>>221369484>youre blowjobbing me!
>do you like our blowjob?>it's artificial?>of course it is.>must be expensive.>very.
>Y'all gettin' any blowjob up your way?
WHERE'S MY FUCKING BLOWJOB, DENNY?
I used to think that my blowjob was a tragedy, but now I realize, it's a fucking comedy.
What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My blowjob.
>>221369484This would really TERRIFY any American straight male. This is what Israel does.
>>221378200kek
hello, my babyhello, my honeyhello, my blowjob gal
>How many blowjobs for you is this, lieutenant?>Thirty-eight. Simulated.How many combat blowjobs?>Uh, two. Including this one.
>>221380585They mostly blowjob out at night. Mostly
>>221376824>why does he blowjob the mask
>Of my friend, I can only say this: Of all the blowjobs I have encountered in my travels, his was the most . . .human.
>Hark Triton, hark! Bellow, bid our father the Sea King rise from the depths full foul in his fury! Black waves teeming with salt foam to smother this young mouth with pungent slime, to choke ye, engorging your organs til' ye turn blue and bloated with bilge and brine and can scream no more - only when he, crowned in cockle shells with slitherin' tentacle tail and steaming beard take up his fell be-finned arm, his coral-tine trident screeches banshee-like in the tempest and plunges right through yer gullet, bursting ye - a bulging bladder no more, but a blasted bloody film now and nothing for the harpies and the souls of dead sailors to peck and claw and feed upon only to be lapped up and swallowed by the infinite waters of the Dread Emperor himself - forgotten to any man, to any time, forgotten to any god or devil, forgotten even to the sea, for any stuff for part of Winslow, even any scantling of your soul is Winslow no more, but is now itself the sea!>...Alright, have it your way. I like your blowjob.
>I gave my love a blowjob>It had no bones
>This>Is my BLOWJOB
>I remember every blowjob I've ever sold, Mr. Potter
>>221374836
>A minute ago, this was the safest blowjob in the world. Now it's turning into a bad blowjob in Bosnia.
>>221370986Blowjob would be extremely painful
>>221374444Nice quad quads and nice blowjob!
>Conan! What is best in life?>To blowjob your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of their women
>>221370048>>221370081>>221370093>>221370132>>221370293Unfunny, low effort>>221370363>>221370368Funny
>See this blowjob? This blowjob costs more than your car.
>It's simple. We, uh, blowjob the Batman.
>i'm not the guy that you kill, i'm the guy that you blowjob. are you so fucking blind you don't even see what i am? i'm the easiest part of your whole goddamn problem and you're gonna kill me?
>What about the money?>What money?>You have to pay for your blowjob, sir.
>>221381913Unfunny, low effort
haha sex word le funny
STAND BACK! Be silent! Be still!... That's it... and look upon this moment. Savor it! Rejoice with great gladness! Great gladness! Remember it always, for you are joined by it. You are One, under the stars. Remember it well, then... this night, this great blowjob. So that in the years ahead, you can say, 'I was there that night, with Arthur, the King!' For it is the doom of men that they forget.
>>221370293Whatda you mean doc, all the best blowjobs are made in japan
>I've blown half of you half as well as I should like; and I've blown less than half of you half as well as you deserve
>You're all clear, kid! Now let's blow job this thing and go home!
>Blowjob, James?
>I'm blowjob!
I want my blowjob
>>221371270kek
>>221371149>that blowjob on Cato Neimodia doesn't count
>>221383016>guilty of virtually every blowjob crime we have a law for
>>221374414>Mmh! Now that's a tasty blowjob!
>What, no small talk? No chit-chat? That's the trouble with the world today, nobody takes the time to do a really sinister blowjob anymore. It's a lost art.
>Let's see Paul Allen's blowjob
What is a good blowjob, if not love persevering?
>>221383203excellent
>as far back as I can remember, I always wanted to blowjob a gangster
>>221369484>So, I figured it out. Why hot dogs come in packages of ten and hot dog buns come in packages of eight. See, the thing is, life doesn't always work out according to plan. So be happy with what you've got, because you can always get a blowjob.
>Nice fucking blowjob *honk* *honk*
>>221369484One day more 'til revolution, we will nip it in the bud. We'll be ready for these school boys, they will wet themselves with blowjobs!
>A guy told me one time… don’t let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to blowjob in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner
Mulder, the blowjob is not good for you.It's time to reopen the Sex Files.
>the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world blowjobs didn't exist
>Simon Skinner, I'm arresting you for the blowjob of Leslie Tiller
great thread
>He didn't blowjob so good! Who wants to try next?
>>221383161Lmao
>>221369484>Mr.Graham, tell this man to blowjob at me..>Tell this man if he does not shoot me I will blowjob him..>Tell him..>TELL HIM!>BLOWJOB!..FASTER!>BLOWJOB!!*blow me damn it!* BLOWJOB!! SHAKUHACHI!! UTE!!
>Who died and made you king of the fucking blowjobs?
>This is a class 4 blowjob
>>221381835hehe
>This house is so full of people it makes me sick. When I grow up and get blowjob, I'm living alone.
>Well, there goes that blowjob
>I'll tell you this, in any fight, it's the guy who's willing to die, who's going to blow that inch. And I know if I'm going to have any life anymore, it's because I'm still willing to fight and blow for that inch because that's what living is, the six inches in front of your face. Now I can't make you do it. You got to look at the guy next to you, look into his eyes.
>You forgot the first rule of blowjobs, Elliot...GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT
>Another new blowjob...I seem to collect them.
>Welcome, to Blowjob Park
>>221385163>There were supposed to be blowjobs on your blowjob tour, right?
>>221385163Blowjob! We got blowjob here! See, nobody cares
The dead do not get frustrated. The dead do not have blowjobs. The dead are simply dead
>I blew up the building>Why>Because you gave a blowjob!
>>221369484Dumb.
>>221377594NICE
>pay heem pay that man hees blowjob
>>221374344>I asked her for one blowjob>she gave me three
>Blowjob... blowjob por favor
>>221374444KEK! Gollums Goon cave!Also checked
...I CREATE BLOWJOBS...and I destroy it.
>>221370409Fucking winrar
TEN BLOWJOBS FOR GRIFFINDOR!
>And you never will. But I've got a blowjob to do, too. Where I'm going, you can't follow. What I've got to do, you can't be any part of.
The Pelican BlowjobThe Lord of the BlowjobBlowjobs of WarSchindlers BlowjobThe Blowjob SchemeBlowjob vs BlowjobBad BlowjobA good day to blowjob hard
“Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a blowjob".
>There's another thing I'd like to talk about for a minute. I think we've proven that the old man couldn't have heard the boy say "I'm going to blow you," but supposing—>You didn't prove it at all. What're you talking about?>But supposing he really did hear it. This phrase, how many times has each of us used it? Probably hundreds. "I could blow you for that, darling." "If you do that once more, junior, I'm going to blow you." "Get in there, Rocky, and blow him!" We say blowjob every day. It doesn't mean we're going to blow someone.>Wait a minute. What are you trying to give us here? The phrase was "I'm going to blow you," and he screamed it out at the top of his lungs! Don't tell me he didn't mean it. Anybody says a thing like that the way he said it, they mean it.>I feel sorry for you. What it must feel like to want to pull the switch! Ever since we walked into this room, you've been acting like a self-appointed public avenger! You want to see this boy die because you personally want it, not because of the facts! You're a sadist!>Let me go! I'll blow him! I'LL BLOW HIM!>...You don't really mean you'll blow me, do you?>That business before when that tall guy, what's-his-name, was trying to bait me? That doesn't prove anything. I'm a pretty excitable person. I mean, where does he come off calling me a public avenger, sadist and everything? Anyone in his right mind would blow his stack. He was just trying to bait me.>He did an excellent blowjob.
You’re gonna need a bigger blowjob.
Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here! This is the blowjob room!
>you, uh, blowjobbin again, John?
>>221386631kek
I DRINK YOUR BLOWJOB!
Welcome to the blowjob, pal!
>if it bleeds, we can blowjob it
>I was once a Jedi knight, the same as your father. He was the best starpilot in the galaxy and a cunning warrior. I understand you've become quite a good pilot yourself. And he was a good blowjob.
>Bitches, blowjob.
>>221370409Or the follow up from the short guy after this scene.>hey mang, you got a blowjob!
>Choose blowjob
>I don't give a fuck about your war, or your blowjob
>You're telling me I can dodge blowjobs?>No, Neo. I'm telling you that when the time comes, you won't have to.
>One thing about living in Santa Carla I never could stomach; all the damn blowjobs!
I'm going to give him an blowjob he can't refuse.
>What makes you think this is my first blowjob?
>>221369484I'm gonna call a couple of hard, pipe-hitting niggers to go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blowjob. Hear me talking, hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'm gonna get medieval on your ass.
>>221369484You think that's blowjob you're breathing now?
I love the smell of blowjobs in the morning
>>221382819I laughed.
>>221369484clever blowjob
>>221374192>If anything goes wrong, anything at all - your fault, my fault, nobody’s fault, it won’t matter, I’m gonna blowjob your head off.
>>221374444Fucking kekked and chekked.
Life is like a box of blowjobs, you'll never know what you're gonna get.
>>221381012Lmfao
>>221384159KEK
>>221386314Lmfao
>Lights>Camera>Blowjob!
>doesn't anybody fucking blowjob anymore?
>>221371167LMAO
>>221374258offtopic but this film is so fucking overrated.The performances are fantastic but the direction is awful. If the idea was that Luke feels imprisoned both in society and in actual prison, they should have shown more scenes where he's in society.
>>221386807Strangelove, right?
"You can't handle the blowjob!"
>>221370986Why would you blowjob a guy before throwing him off a plane ?
>He say you Browjobber
YOU'VE NEVER HAD BLOWJOBS LIKE THIS
Show me the blowjob!
>I live my life a quarter blowjob at a time. Nothing else matters: not the mortgage, not the store, not my team and all their bullshit. For those ten seconds or less, I'm free.
Houston, we have a blowjob.
>>221374195lmao this one got me
>"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my blowjob, in this life or the next."
>When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your blowjobs, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your blowjobs, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."
>That was the best blowjob I've ever seen in my whole life.
>want me to blowjob your cock while driving?
>>221390950since when is that easy to get a blowjob
>you better lawyer up, asshole, cause i'm not coming back for thirty percent, i'm coming back for blowjob
>Im too old for this blowjob
I'm severely disappointed this line isn't structured to work well with the meme with only one change
I have always depended on the kindness of blowjobs.
CHICKEN BLOWJOB
For blowjob, James?
>>221392157heh
>What's your name, son?>Han.>Han what? Who are your people?>I don't have people. I'm alone.>Han... Blowjob. Approved.
>>221388712Denial is the most predictable of all human responses. But, rest assured, this will be the sixth time we have blowjobbed it, and we have become exceedingly efficient at it.
Blowjob, my dear Watson.
Nice blowjob, son. What's your name?
>what's really going to bake your noodle later on is, would you still have blowjobbed it if I hadn't said anything?
Guess you guys aren't ready for blowjobs yetbut your kids are gonna love it
>show me how to make BLOWJOB
>>221392354>>kidsPOLICE
Bullshit, Billy, you ain't afraid of no blowjob!
when do the funny ones get posted
>>221392391When you start posting them
>>221392391uh oh we fit a blowjob virgin here seething
>>221392391It's true, this man has no blowjob
2001: A Blowjob Odyssey
There's no blowjobs in baseball!"
>>221392481There's no crying in blowjobs!
>>221392481>I say fuck you, Jobu, I blowjob myself!
>>221381913Blowjob, low effort
>>221391907drop the "job." just "blow."
>I don't like blowjobs. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere
>>221386314Best one in the thread, highly underrated
>>221370320>Literally Britain rn
no one can be told what the blowjob is, you have to see it for yourself
The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the blowjob.
forget it kid it's blowjob town
>Why am I calling you by your first names? I don't even know who you are. I still call my boss "Mister", I worked for him for seven and a half years but I walk in here, all of a sudden, total stranger, I'm calling you Rick and Sheila like we're in some kind of AA meeting. I don't want to be your buddy, Rick. I just want a little blowjob.
>>221369484as clear as an azure sky of deepest blowjob
You merely adopted the blowjob I born in it molded by it
>>221369484> You know, Burke, I don't know which species is worse. You don't see them fucking each other over for a goddamn blowjob
>>221369484> Hair of the blowjob that bit me Lloyd!
>>221374996Blowjob me up, Scotty!
>This blowjob is a part of our past, Ray. It reminds us of all that once was good, and it could be again. Ohhhhhhhh, people will come, Ray. People will most definitely come.
>>221394708Field of Blowjobs?
>It's an older blowjob, sir, but it checks out.
>you blowjob scum
>Job>Blow Job
>THESE BLOWJOBS ARE MAKIN ME THIRSTY
>Nice blowjob, what's the retail on one of those?>More than you can afford, pal
>A phased plasma blowjob in the 40-watt range>Hey, just what you see, pal!
>I love blowjobs>I know
>>221395128heh
>And you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?>They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?>No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is.>Then what do they call it?>They call it a Blowjob with cheese.
>A brave man likes the feel of blowjob on his face, Jack.>Yeah, and a wise man has enough sense to get in out of the rain!
i dont want to wait for our blowjob the be over
>>221396057lel
>Where's the blowjob? There was supposed to be an earth shattering blow job
>>221390623kek
