>funded by China so a 'smart' character talks about how the future is China not the West>Whole movie just exists to be an in-joke for theatre kids (a pun literalizing the drama writing rule called Chekov's Gun)>(and to promote China)The person who made this should be killed
>>221370274actually, when you think about it, abe was exactly right: go to china, not to france
The worst part is just how not at all similar JGL and Bruce look
>>221370274Wanting to go to China over France isn't even a controversial position to have.
>>221370297The worst part is the pants-on-head retarded time travel “rules.” It’s a painfully stupid movie.
>>221370274you vill accept ze chinese fvtvre!!!
>>221370333Time travel is retarded and doesn't exist anywayThe whole point of the movie is that you get two actors who look alike and then do a movie justifying them meeting and saying they're the same person.
>>221370274>how the future is China not the Westit's true tho
I'll address what no one else seems to want to.Nuke China. It's an ugly planet. A BUG planet.
>>221370350chongqing has done more for china's rep than anything else in the world. and it's not even a major coastal city
>>221370383Dear China.You will never be a first world country. You have no diplomacy, you have no democracy and you have no freedom. You are a pariah country twisted by corruption and ultra-nationalism into a crude mockery of an Utopian society's perfection.All the “validation” you get is two-faced and soulless business. Behind your back all countries hate you. Your ancestors are disgusted and ashamed of you and your “connections” laugh at your culture behind closed doors.The West is utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed civilizations to annex out weak countries with incredible efficiency. Even North Korea which is isolated, looks poor and hollow to a foreigner. Your propaganda is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a rich and greedy foreigner to invest with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected idealism.You will never be prosperous. You hire out wumaos every single day and tell yourself China will rule the world, but deep inside you feel the tofu buildings crumbling down like paper, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - your countrymen will rise up, steal your military assets, rebel to your authority, and burn you at the stake like the teachers in the Great Leap Forward. Tankies will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable famine and poverty. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your party's name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know that a fascist, authoritarian commie is buried there. Your politics will be forgotten and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is an ideology that is unmistakably flawed.This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back. Now cook me some fucking NOODLES.
>>221370274>chekov's gun is only for theater kidsbro has never watched a hitchcock film
>>221370417amusing to watch westerners cope spiral
>>221370274I don't remember anything about this movie except I didn't like it.Should I watch it again?
>>221370331vibrant islamic culture
Everything Rian Johnson has made has been unwatchable trash. Who did he suck off to get his career
>>221370432No.
>>221370359Not existing is no excuse for logical inconsistency, Rian.
>>221370350I unironically love these videos, like i know they are fake as fuck but it's so cool. these videos are so earnest and honest without any trace of irony or fear of being perceived as cringe or corny
>>221370429Making it a literal gun is something that only theatre kids would think was funny. Because the only "humor" is going "I get the reference that only smart people will get." This is a Rian Johnson signature move. If you don't remember I'm talking about how the movie's special conceit gun that the whole plot is built around is 'hanging on the wall' in the start of the movie and a guy says "See this, it can ONLY KILL SOMEONE WITHIN 10 FEET...Mkay?"So groan both knowing that this gun will be fired in the movie and also knowing now the entire movie was written around doing the joke that literal gun on the wall is being set up and then fired TeeHee!! it's a Chekov's gun TeeHee Im Rian von trollio
>>221370417ahahaha
>>221370500I dunno bro, you just sound anti-fun. Edgar Wright also did exactly that in Shaun of the Dead. Hell, even Tarantino does it. Do you just hate films because you are aware they utilize tropes? Cursed by knowledge and all that jazz?
>>221370544Shaun is a comedy looper has jokes but it's not meant to *be* a joke. It was though, because, as we later found out is always the case, Rian's movies are jokes on the audience. Not as in they simply suck, I'm saying that is fully intentionally what he does. There are people who love the movies because they see themselves as people different from the "moviegoer" they happen to be at a movie but they are "in on the joke" e.g. critics, twitter losers. The movies are jokes for them against (about) the rest of the audience
>>221370598meds
>>221370598So you are anti-fun, thanks for confirming.
>>221370274You're in too deep kid, kill yourself before its too late.
>>221370331every blames jews for this shit but Chinks help this shit along too
>>221370274holy shit the movie was right, go to china, not francefuck
>>221370689chinks are responsible for nafris vandalizing paris?
>>221370274It's a legitimately good movie until Levitte, in a sci-fi flick, goss to a fuckin farm and dicks around. It's supposed to be a Terminator style action flick.
>>221370417>You have no diplomacy, you have no democracy and you have no freedom.but enough about america
>>221370689saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrr
>>221370472I love them too, but actually unironically. That they make you upset is just the cherry on top.
>>221370897>That they make you upsetwhere in his post did he imply that???
>>221370911The subtext.
The time travel rules in this movie are hilarious. Like that body horror amputee scene? If they re-attached the present kids limbs the future guy should instantly get them back. As per their on logic. That means the entire finale, where Bruce Willis is fighting JGL, he Willis could have shot himself in the leg or gut and made sure to fix himself up. JGL also could have blinded himself and then later gotten in fixed, but in the moment it would have blinded Willis. Johnson, doesn't like logic or thought and picked the suicide ending and went there anyway.
>>221370897>>221370918Shut up anon, I like them unironically too.
>>221370417>Now cook me some fucking NOODLES.chinks make electric cars and frontier AI models now.
for me it's shenzhen
>>221370689holy amerimutt cope
>>221370444>>221370500Correct>>221370650>>221370655Terminal contrarian pseuds
Watching those vids of chinks getting welded into their apartments during covid kind of soiled the whole china numba 1 stuff for me
>>221370274>a 'smart' character talks about how the future is China not the West
>>221371034>Terminal contrarian pseudsi'm not the one who hates movies just because they use cliches thoughever
>>221370274Agreed. He also should be raped brutally before he is tortured and THEN killed. And all of it goes up in the web.>>221370689Embarrassing goyim. Yes, we're not fully at fault. Fucking idiot.
>>221370944>The time travel rules in this movie are hilarious.RJ movies are movies made by people that think they are smart for people that think they are smart.
>chinks>treat pajeets like subhumans>ameriyurop>makes pajeets into CEOsI know who I stand with.
>>221371050It's not the mere use of cliches. Looper, as an example, is an assault to logic.
>>221371080>muh logicnow guess who sounds like a terminal contrarian pseud?
>>221370995LoL chink cope
>>221371093If you are content with being a clapping retard, be my guest anon.I presume the theatre kids comment above is spot-on.
>>221370274>complains about China>can't even write proper Englishkill yourself retard
i mean, is it wrong? america is committing suicide literally for teh lulz and china is winning hard by doing nothing. us here in europe are looking more towards china than the US and china is winning the manufacturing and production and development. im not saying this with glee, but its just a fact at the moment and seems to continue trending this way
>>221370274i only recall the reviews saying Bruce Willy is oldhat now and can't act again.
>>221370274>'smart' character talks about how the future is China not the Westthey're leaders in technology, industry and business right now and they will be for the rest if the 21st century, OPChina won, the west lost. turns out that estructuring society, economy and politics around the exclusive benefit of the super rich isn't the formula for prosperity, authoritarism and strict population control at all levels by a restrictive, merciless government actually is the only way for humanity to improve
>>221371135>strict population controlAbout that population thing, you could have some surprise...
>>221371106Kek holy cope. You sound like a complete redditor harping on about cliches and logic as if taking an introductory film course is something to brag about. Go watch Vsauce or something, my "logical" friend.
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>>221371135>obvious psyop by CCP bots is obvious.>random blaming of indians.
>>221371172>in a thread about china dominating as superpower"NOOOO YOU CANT BRING UP AND COMPARE THE OTHER SUPERPOWER THAT IS DIAMETRICALLY OPPOSED TO CHINA!!!!!!!!!"you good, mutt?
>>221371187>random defending of indiansno one is falling for it, jeet.
>>221371135>China won, the west lost.fr. chinese models completely dominate the AI space right now. these are weekly token usages
>>221371164I ask - what are you defending, exactly? And is Looper the type of movie in which an internally consistent logic is not a priority, if it is supposed to be so clever?Terminal contrarian.
>>221370274My brain hurts
>>221371203talk about /tv/ on /tv/ , bots. your AI code is broken.also mods and jebs...
>>221370350>katana
>>221371226well anyways....here's a nice Free-HK(revolt of our times) colonial movie. disqushttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XM4-BzJNi8U
>>221371034>liking a movie makes me a contrarianhmm
>>221371254I ask again anon, what's there in Looper to defend, I am curious. What's so striking about this movie.
>>221371215You can find logical holes in any movie you want, there's an entire pop culture industry built around nitpicking. You're the one who is being terminally contrarian and hiding it behind a veneer of "muh internally consistent logic" lmao. What are you gonna do, redirect me to a Cinemasins "Everything Wrong With Looper" video?
>>221371248https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4dJWK4zDM4Taiwan army numba wan! Takeshi chan is innit too! sugoi desu wa.
>>221371274>Cinemasins "Everything Wrong With Looper" video?post them.
>>221371274>>221371274But I am not "nitpicking", Looper is a genuinely retarded movie that only a retard can enjoy.I didn't say "there is an inconsistency here, MOVIE RUINED WAAAAH" I said it is an assault to logic.I am sorry you are retarded anon.
>>221370417Here is your reddit gold my good sir
>>221371308Again with the redditisms kek. You genuinely think you are >tfw too intelligent to enjoy this scifi movie, what a midwit skill issue desu.
>>221371326I am still waiting anon - what's there to defend or enjoy about Looper?
>>221370383>the future is obnoxious neon light everywhereOk Chang
>>221371324+1000 r/sino pts. >>>/readdit/
>>221371268theres nothing to "defend" because theres no argument being made. its just a movie.
>>221370417Dear gweilo,All that that you say might be true but consider that at the end our territory will be inhabited by Chinese instead of Africans, Indians and South American headhunters
>>221371298lol. one fighting bridge...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVvJLnbO8zA
>>221371125>us here in europe are looking more towards chinaSpeak for yourself Gaston
i wonder how many china glazers on 4chan are just SEAmonkeys
>>221371203because chinks are the cheapest lol
>>221371380> fighting one damn bridge...
>>221371351So you were just bored, got it.>>221371370...inhabited?
>>221371423no one wants to pay 10x the cost for jewish shareholders
>>221371463post movies funded by jews.... oh wait, that's just normal hollywood. sorry.
>>221370333>I came up with this dramatic final scene but it requires a retarded nonsense gimmick gun and I can't be bothered with finding a better solution>so I will just write into the script this short range gun that otherwise serves no purposeBRILLIANTthis is how johnson writes, it's absolutely dogshit processcomes up with some shitty moment and writes backwards from there
>>221371203>cheap options get the bulk of the spendwow it's economics
>>221371370>Dear gweilo, >All that that you say might be true but consider that at the end our territory will be inhabited by Chinese instead of Africans, Indians and South American headhuntersChina has invested heavily in Africa with the Belt and Road initiative. Billions of dollars and sending thousands of Chinese to live in Africa. China is even starting to import Africans into China.
>>221370417Based
>>221370417amazing grace. fantastical
>>221371187While jeets are disgusting demon worshiping scumbags the chinks heavily push anti indian sentiment as a way to get the heat off themselves. Suddenly nobody cares about the chink colonization of canada for instance. You can see the obvious tactics on here and /pol/.
>>221370350More LEDs means more progress or something.
>>221371135>le 1,7 fertility rate faceNice population control retards. Maybe killing a couple million sparrows will fix the problem.
>>221372020Oh sorry I meant 1.0 per woman lol
>>221370274China is the future westernboy.Europe is already in its dying spams and hasn't mattered in years.USA is 50% white and dropping. Australia is owned by China. Canada whatever happened there.
>>221371935>Suddenly nobody cares about the chink colonization of canadaUwe Boll should make a Vigilante sequel in Canada.
it might be right. the west is flooded with immgrants and fueled by sheer incompetence
>>221370689only because crappy politicians let them. see canada or the usa. they literally have chinese spys in political positions. they ship in chinese fent to drug and kill the plebs. all of it fuels the western downfall. trumpelstielzchen was one of the presidents to fight china but everyone hates him for it
>>221372106Trump USA should fund 50 percent of Uwe movies.Germania already funds the other half...
