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we have landlord-man, make 2 more and boll can have his own superhero trilogy like shyamalan
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>>221370731
This is the worst scene in this movie.
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What program do you use to record and convert to webm?
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>>221370922
i feel like it shows this is two movies that were kinda glued together. from all the character development scenes i feel like it was about a hardass american lanrdlord in europe that fights against local organized crime (the opening scene where he guns down the 3 mobsters is an example of that) and teen gangs (the 3 kids from the bus he later beats up). but later in production they cut most of that out and added the whole
>he's a vigilante that kills a bunch of rapists
plotline which is barely like 1/5 of the screentime so boll can market it using the current social media public sentiment against the migrant rape phenomenon in europe.

this is an echo of US trends from the 70s-90s when crime was more common and many movies pivoted to or included themes of killing lots of criminals (the punisher,robocop,cobra,judge dredd
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>>221370731
This is the best scene in this movie
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>>221370940
its not a webm and ffmpeg
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>>221370731
The movie was like a boomers wet dream and the dialogue was unintentionally hilarious at points. His lecture about bus tickets made me laugh very hard
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>>221371839
its an anti boomer movie
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>>221371861
Apart from being incredibly pro landlord and parroting Facebook tier boomer opinions?
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>>221370731
pure kino
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>>221370731
>like shyamalan
dun jinx it
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>>221370940
VLC for linux
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>>221372068
i liked unbreakable and split
is the third one bad?
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>>221372085
all bad.
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>>221372085
Unfortunately yes. I consider Unbreakable to be a self-contained story because it's legit kino.
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people seething about landlords is so strange. next you're going to complain about grocery stores hoarding all the food
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>>221372108
>grocery stores hoarding all the food
im not commie(or george floid) but neo-4chan is full of them.
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>>221370731
why did he need to add a 10 min blowjob scene is he fucking insane
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>>221371041
i think you're right. He should have had the ending at the start as an opening for the film then tracked backwards .The last scene is the best
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>>221370731
>make 2 more
Neato, the needy neet
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>>221370922
Those fake titties were disgusting
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>>221370922
It was hilarious. The mould bit just flooded me with memories of Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away where literally every fucking Paki doesn't understand the concept of condensation in the rental properties they destroy.
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>>221372203
the whole rapist family think is like 1/5 of the plot lines and 100% of the marketing. its also not connected to anything else like he visits the victim and her dad and the next scene he's killing all the rapists there's nothing more to that plot line.

there's also another plotline with the 'elsa' woman in the hospital (croatian woman named elsa? what is this) where the entire plotline is just that he convinces here to tell him to hill her attackers and the next scene she lies to the cops about how he looks (which... is kinda retarded hospitals have cctv).

also the police plotline is retarded they come after him because the cop took a glass he drank from in a bar when he switched the roofied glasses. which is not the typical vigelante MO so why the fuck would the cop do it even? while ignoring the 2 roofied dudes. in a realistic scenario either the cop would ignore it or look for the 2 guys and 2 girls not some random dude that switched glasses.
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>>221370731
I don't care how "based" the movie is. I'm just not going to watch some shitty Uwe Boll movie. Seriously what kind of psyop is this to where we have been reduced to pushing bad movies to get our point across about woke faggotry.
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I don't care how "bad" the movie is. I'm just going to pretend to watch some based Uwe Boll movie.
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>>221372653
I just think its going to backfire in the long run because its a shitty Uwe Boll movie. Being "based" is going to be synonymous with being a shitty movie same as woke is synonymous with being a shitty movie. Or maybe I'm missing the point and being "based" or "woke" are simply both going to mean shitty. I think overtly political movies are cringe anyway so personally I'd rather have neither.
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>>221372782
Polished propaganda is evil even if I agree with the message. Anyone worrying about conditioned associations like you are is contributing to the evil, undermining sincere rational dialogue, free expression and free thought.
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>>221373082
No the danger is a step below that. "Based" movies being associated shitty is simply going to be weaponized to create more woke movies. Like sure I would rather have neither. But the snakes on the woke side are clever and since they are already in control of Hollywood they will simply use the based=shitty association to strengthnen their own position instead of making actually good movies that are more politically neutral.

Game theory always has second order effects beyond the more obvious and immediate effects. Unintended consequences and all that.
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>>221370731
>save us landlord-man!
>we'll own nothing and live in your pods and pay our rent on time!
did Boll get financing from Blackrock for this one?
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>>221370731
>shitskins are.. LE BAD
chud movie
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Uwe Bowells has been ridiculed here for two decades, I guess it only took chudding out for 4chan to finally support him. Also need to take into consideration that 4chan is now 70% brown and 15% reddit, so whatever.
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>>221370731
armie, no! don't eat her!
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>>221373299
I've never seen anyone on /tv/ shit on Uwe, he used to be ironically praised and this time he's unironically praised
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>>221373271
They are though. Pisslam needs to be stopped in europe
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>>221373234
You're just repeating yourself. I don't care if a retard saying correct shit associates the position with retards. The retard being able to express himself is good. Anyone who appeals to associative conditioning over reason is the enemy of good. If you happen to align with reason on an issue it will only be incidental instead of the result of a working methodology.
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>>221373377
I'm in it for the art. Not the politics. I hate shitty art. That's what I'm saying. I'm for more good art in the world. This Uwe Boll movie isn't it. Just like all of the woke crap from the last decade isn't tit.

This movie will simply cause a feedback loop of more nonstop shitty art flooding the world from both sides.
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>>221370731
is this supposed to be germany?
it's way cheaper than here
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>>221370731
The absolute cope of Armie (and people praising this flick) is insane.
He used to be a legit a-lister. He must've known when making this that, not only was the script dogshit, but his performance was shit. If this was the only thing you saw him in you'd think he was an amateur they picked out of a shitty community theatre due to nepotism.
He had to have known. Like "hey, I didn't really feel the emotion in that last take"
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>>221372024
They put scenes like that in there specifically so that they could argue it's not boomerslop



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