>be Adam>living in home minding your own business>lying in bed trying to sleep>hear banging on your door>go down to see who it is>creepy old homeless women demanding to be let inside your home>lol no, who the fuck would say yes?>creepy homeless women spergs out>curses everybody inside home>your "punishment" is you get turned into a badass looking beast with superhuman strength and abilities>might hurt your social life a bit but really not that bad of a curse all things considered>other people including children living there who did literally nothing wrong are actually punished to live as inanimate objects such as clocks, teacups, and candles>only way to lift curse is if you find somebody you like and they like you back and kiss them>shouldn't be that hard to solve really with how many creepy furrys are out therewtf was her problem
