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we used to exploit retards on radio, now they're taking public office! Amiright folks
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>>221373182Stern is such a filthy kike.
>>221373182>What color is a carrot>A CARROT? IT'S A CARROT>I tried to have him on the show, but he kept asking WHERE YOU GONNA PUT THE MONEY? Like I couldn't explain to him the money was in the bank
was it really fair to put him up against Gary the retard? Gary was like 10 levels above him
>>221373245My favourite quote is from when KC and Beet were on the road together.>We were on the plane and Beet was getting angry, calling the pilots "niggers" because they left without him.
>Ahahaha the funny retard nigger
>>221373430I needed a laugh thanks. And now I'm going to hell.
>>221373208This. This so much. This is just like Drumpf and Epstein
>>221373446at least this one is funny
>>221373182LSTR
who me?
>implying 30% of /tv/ wouldn't be eligible for the wack pack
>Watch Beet's home videos>He's literally just a normal guy who is a little slowThe funniest thing about Beet is that he managed to convince a bunch of people with no medical excuse for being retards that the pro-wrestling tier character he played on Stern was actually him.
>thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XhGQisD040
How did they get away with it?
>>221373633Nah, he's genuinely mentally retarded. But most of his Stern or public appearances were him drunk and/or on drugs. Imagine yourself blacked out drunk, how retarded you become. Now imagine an actually retarded person blacked out drunk, it puts you into giga retard territory aka Wack Pack Beet.
>>221373633>Wearing a diaper and pissing and shitting yourself as an adult is normal.
>>221373182I look like that and say "L-S-T-R"
>>221373430>because they left without him.Kek but also what? If he was on the plane, how did the nigger pilots left without him? Did they left without his son too?
>>221373245Absolutely based Beet dabbing on emIn all seriousness, maybe it's solely accidental but this guy comes out with some impressively cogent and bizarrely profound answers sometimes, but also he seems completely "with it" when it comes to "trash talking" someone back
>>221373700That's what makes it hilarious.
>>221373245>beet refuses the jewish trickery of Theo Capitani von Kurnatowski IIILil nigga been burnt too many times by the kike elites. He needed that money in his hand, cash only.
>>221373633For someone that should supposedly have an IQ of like 60 he functions exceptionally well (and I'm not trying to shit on him). The most enjoyable videos are just him chatting away with his musings on life and shit (although I admit I am partial to the likes of Sean (and his brother and son) just asking him silly shit to get funny answers out of him; in a less mean spirited way to the actual Howard Stern show, where even from a sole practicality point of view they don't "take advantage" properly of his talents a lot of the time and just "haha lets rile up the retard")Though things like the "Obama" segment were quite funny and again lets him shine because he's actually very "on the ball" when it comes to dishing it back out to insults and such, also again in theory people with his condition supposedly just completely confabulate but some of his points seem consistent like being mad about "Obama gave my momma a fuckin card that sick fuck" - some sort of MediCare thing letter ?
>>221373794They completely nuked the segment on him hating whatever ethnicity they could come up with to get him started, I have a feeling that his little rant there might have got it censored, but the funniest was "Eskimos ? Auxalikans ? I fuckin hates em"
>>221373719Calling pilots niggers already got me.
I love the ridiculous little stories he comes out with>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81m_lGNSjXgI've been looking for this one for ages, took me a while to find it, but there's another one about "lil Jojo" and then he just goes off on a tangent about what happened to "medium Jojo, XL Jojo" anyone know what I'm talking about
>>221373227He got rich from bullying mentally disabled people pretty much
>>221373208>weI'm not a heeb.
>>221373182>Hey Beet you remember Mr. T right? Ya know, he was in Rocky>Yup, he played Rocky >Yeah ya know, he was the boxer>Yup, he's a bartender
>>221373633>>He's literally just a normal guyAnon.. you might be retarded too..
Howard Stern is going to burn in hell.
>>221374801And couldn’t be bothered to pay the people who were very entertaining. Stern is an interchange part, but people like Eric the Actor, Riley Martin, Bigfoot etc. were gold.
>>221373182I read once he was trying to spell his name, because his real name is Lester. It's probably the only thing he was ever taught to spell and still fucked it up.Kind of sad, desu
>>221373182Most people don't realize that this is who they were comparing Lori Lightfoot to, not the Michael Keaton character.
>>221373633>normal guy
>>221373633lol
>>221373182>what color is a carrot?>carrot, I think it’s uhh…I think is uhh…I think it’s a carrot uhhh
>>221375675>BigfootThere were two of these. The one from Vermont who would append "...it is" to everything he said was fucking hilarious. Artie had a blast when bigfoot made his debut.
Why does Stern heavily edit his reruns and aggressively go after people who post video/audio of his old show?Just embrace it you slime ball.
>>221376203it has somehow just occurred to me that he is Jewish
>>221375792Who ? Me ?
>>221373639https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByAsl1SEnIQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-97ddUWz8SUFor me it's him being embarassed about his sis
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I'm not black. I'm Puerto Rican.
>>221377814lol this is so cute
>Beet you're gunna be shocked by this, President Obama is on the phone for you>Right
>>221373664>>221373633Literally this. Beet is not as helpless as he seems in his Stern appearances but he is absolutely genuinely pretty fucking retarded. I do find it amusing though that some anon was such a mong that he saw the home movies of Les and Shawn fucking around and thought “yeah, that’s just a normal guy” kek holy autism
