>statutorily raped by a teacher>treated like she's a bitch and the problemWhy did people think this was funny?
People will laugh at whatever they're conditioned to.
>>221373950The problem was that she was a bitch and a slut and kind of retarded.
>>221373950A sequel is in the works BTW
>>221373950how old was she?>>221374257with her daughter, right?
>>221373950I mean, she is a bitch. Her teacher taking advantage of their relationship didn't really change that.
>>221374257>They're making Tracy end up a loser assistant principalDoesn't ring true for the character's trajector desu. Seems contrived.
>>221373950>implying you wouldn't
How was she a bitch? Did you guys go to high school because she was a standard overachiever? Every school had a ton of these girls.
>>221374257Been out for a few years.
>>221374438Whats wrong with that mutts neck on the right?
>>221374378She's completely self-centred, very selfish and only ever polite or cordial to get what she wants.
>>221374438what race is this?
>>221373950how could a mediocre looking 5'1 who's not even jewish make such a career. well, i got an idea
>>221374476That seems like most of the student body at my high school to be honest.
>>221374438Hey that's not Reese WitherspoonThe fuck is going on
>>221374485American
>>221374485americanoid
>>221374378didn't she tear down all the banners for the other candidate and get away with it?
>>221375615Yes. She let someone else take the blame too. That person made a willing false confession on their own accord and took the blame but still.
>>221374378No, I went to high school because my parents made me
>>221374485Low level Atrocidad
>>221374485nog
>>221374257Legally Blonde is the sequel.
>>221375917Lick my butthole, champ.
>>221373950The teacher was fired and lost his family too. Most people saw the relationship for what it was. Only main character (forgot his name) was particularly mad because he was his friend and because Tracy then acted as if nothing happened when she was a willing participant only because she was ambitious. It was obvious that she didn't regret it and was up to anything to get away with her goals.
That was maybe the most pointless movie i've ever seen. I don't even remember what happens in it
>>221373950>On August 5, 1987, while driving a rented BMW in Enniskillen, Northern Ireland, Matthew Broderick crossed into the wrong lane and collided head-on with a Volvo driven by Anna Gallagher, 30, accompanied by her mother, Margaret Doherty, 63, killing both instantly. He was vacationing with Jennifer Grey, whom he began dating in semi-secrecy during the filming of Ferris Bueller's Day Off; the crash publicly revealing their relationship. He had a fractured leg and ribs, a concussion, and a collapsed lung. Grey received minor injuries, including whiplash. Broderick told police he had no recollection of the crash and did not know why he was in the wrong lane: "I don't remember the day. I don't remember even getting up in the morning. I don't remember making my bed. What I first remember is waking up in the hospital, with a very strange feeling going on in my leg." He was charged with causing death by dangerous driving and faced up to five years in prison, but was later convicted of the lesser charge of careless driving and fined $175.Matthew “Paddy Pulverizer” Broderick is a hero and he will not rest until the world is cleansed of the Ir*sh menace.
>>221374485italian
>>221376269A lot of people not as smart as they think they are go full retard, usually over some pussy. Rinse and repeat.
>>221374485yes
Reminder that she fucking died
>>221374356Did she really say this?
>>221374325Hopefully Payne just ignores the book.
>>221374485All of them. Could have been the future only the bathrobe belt won against Bourdain.
>>221373950>Why did people think this was funny?Because it was. It was back in the time when boys had penises and women had vaginas. Back when people didn't pretend teenagers were infants.
>>221373950I caught this on tv during winter one weekend and was pleasantly surprised by it. Randomly coming across good movies that you know nothing about is a great feeling desu.
>>221375892kek
>>221373950Have a WEBM, everyone.
>>221376595An hero?
>>221374257>>221374325>>221376618The sequel novel seemed to be the author making it clear that they dislike Flick as a person.
>>221376738covid
>>221374378Yeah. And those girls were bitches.
>>221376797What a waste of good slampig
>>221376724
>>221376690Reese has several. I likedbthe mtv film that has a similar plot to road trip but with Paul Rudd and the henchman from darkman.
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>>221377191He didn't say that in the movie
>>221376819Being ambitious and ignoring mediocre dullards does not make a girl a bitch. Sorry, dummy kun.
>>221376135He didn't want her to win because she was going to be around him all the time and would have been tempted by that prime teen ass.
>>221377448Wrong! He despises her sociopathic desire to be successful.
>>221373950>Her pussy gets so wet
>>221376724>AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHAHHHA
I forget much of this movie. Does Flick get away with everything at the end?
>>221378366Watch it again! It's worth it.
>>221378366Yeah, Tracy didn't want to rat on her but instead, used the teared posters to get her expelled and enrolled in Immaculate Heart.
>>221378381>Tracy*Tammy
>>221377477There's a scene where he's having sex with his wife and sees Tracy's face. He's reminded he will see her all the time and be tempted by her. It's made clear he's sexually frustrated when he starts his affair with his friends wife.
>>221378381But Flick is a sociopath, right? Or am I misremembering.All I mostly remember is Matthew Broderick and the shit he does. I know he fuck's his life up.And I remember the lesbian sister hating her brother for no good reason.
>>221374378The people who come to this site are the exact kind of people that girls like her made a point to never even be in proximity to.
>>221378519>when they start crying because the teacher assigned you to sit next to her
>>221378519You are generalizing. Cute, smart girls are individuals and can have a desire for whoever tries. Everyone have their own preferences. Stop doomposting.
>>221374485>Matarazzogee I wonder
Reese Witherspoon is the greatest American actress after Gena Rowlands and Sally Field.
>>221377314They censored like this scene from rambo
>>221373950>movie doesn't reflect a binary black and white morality>this breaks the autistbummer, lots of movies you're gonna hate.
>>221378440>sociopathI don't know if I'd go that far. She's the Hilary Clinton/Gena Steinem of the world.
>>221378440>And I remember the lesbian sister hating her brother for no good reason.She hates her brother because he's the well adjusted, popular jock well she's the adopted misfit of the family who happens to be a lesbian in denial>I'm attracted to the person and everyone who I have been attracted to are female.
>>221378627>Ethics vs moralesWhat's the difference?
>>221378665Didn't it had something to do with her girlfriend leaving her for the brother, but the brother had no idea this was going on? Hes kinda clueless though the whole thing.
>>221378702My impression is she always hated her brother and the girlfriend knew that, so she was dating the brother out of spite.
>>221378702She was the typical outcast who hated everybody, but she liked the girl who later dumped for her brother because she wasn't a lesbian.
>>221378440She's not a sociopath, rather the typical overachiever, which she said is a product of her mother pushing her into it. She really had no life or friends because all she did was school and extracurricular activities to go into college. That's why losing the election broke her.
>>221378853But I thought she won the election. Didn't the teacher get caught rigging it?I remember something about her getting into a limo
>>221378887The janitor found the discarded ballots and she was awarded the presidency. She went on to Georgetown and became an aide a congressman where it was implied she is his fuck toy.
>>221373950this movie was so epic
>>221378887She won, but there is a small scene when she's totally devastated thinking she lost at first.
>>221378731this. they have a fight and the girl immediately goes for the brother Tammy hates to get back at her
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>>221378887Eh, she only won it because Paul, rather than voting for himself, voted for her out of some sense high morality or something.
>>221379571Paul was the only good person in this entire film.
Paul for President……….power…….progress………………..peanut.
>>221373950Statutory rape is bullshit. Think about it, a thinking individual accepts sex from another thinking individual. How in the world is that forceful sex or "rape"?
>>221373950>statutorily raped by a teacherDid not happen. Teacher's friend screwing her but teacher did not.
>>221379931I liked him in just friends and the Heather Graham movie. Unfair they leaked his audition to the public.
>>221374238Her pussy gets so wet tho
>>221373950wet pussy status?
>>221380042What?
That is a fully grown woman. Any sex acts that occur, occur because she is a full grown woman. In a just world, her voice would be silenced, through brutal force. Inshallah.
>>221380042Wasn’t that a Farrelly brothers movie? God damn they made some shitty comedies around then
>>221380036They were both teachers at the same school.
>>221380077>>221380121Chris Kline is a good comedic actor and deserved more roles. He was perfect in just friends as a dork that transformed into a cool guy.
>>221373950
If only he pocketed the two votes instead of throwing them in the trash he would have gotten away with the entire thing
The original ending is on YouTube and it’s one of the worst things ever. We are so fucking lucky that we got the ending we did
>>221374485>what race is this?hindi 500
>>221380239What's the original?
>>221380928https://youtu.be/vhezOPupmj4?is=xwyg1Hjyu-swr-pSI guess it might be closer to the book? Anyway it’s just a happy ending where they both understand each other and apologize
>>221380193>But we're in loveMy impression was that Tracy didn't feel the same, but wanted to have a good time with him.
>>221381277Same in cruel intentions 2 with amy adams and her teacher.
>>221379615I guess I'm just simple because I never got this film. McAllister's life goes down the tubes (rightfully so) but Flick succeeds, even though she fucked around with the election too. Tammy just complicates things and blames her brother for stuff that wasn't his fault and suffers no repercussions. I kept thinking there was a joke I was missing.
>>221375892This chart is hilarious
>>221376797>covidLies. She was murdered because she was about to reveal info on the Hollywood pdf ring.
>>221373950she wasnt raped was she? i though she was into the teacher? i havent seen it in a while
>>221373950you would have had to have been there in the late 90s, guy, different times different mindset
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Fl2NsYWpAM
>>221375892kek, I remember these
>>221382210i hear this in his eastern european accent from that seinfeld episode he was in
>>221380193>Mr. Harelik, a native Texan, grew up in the only Jewish family in the small town of Hamilton in central Texas, where his two biographical plays, The Immigrant and The Legacy, take place.
>>221374325A girl I went to school with was exactly like her. Very smart and organised, valedictorian. And now she’s a high school teacher.
>>221374485>what race is this?When you have to ask, the answer is as irrelevant as the subjects existence.
>>221381330No, in Cruel Intentions 2 she was using the teacher for good grades.
>>221380193Another win for Milos!
>>221382182she fucked him and was into it until he started to get too serious and saying he loved her and shit
>>221382931Both. It was advantage in academic terms and in carnal satisfaction.
I love Sideways and Election so much. I wish The Holdovers had a little more edge to the humor like those two. Even Nebraska had dirtier jokes. Holdovers felt like it was trying to be gentler and for a larger audience.
>>22137395017 year old girls who fuck older men usually are bitches and the problem though.
Damn anons, you are so fucking retarded. Not a single person in the thread understood the movie or characters
>>221384341Including you
>>221376790I think it was him criticizing movie Tracy. Everyone thought she was a supervillain when she was really just a mid bitch
>>221376618Maybe. That is the only reason Sideways is a classic film. The book sucks. It does seem like it's going to be another high school election with Flick now in the Mr McAllister role though.
>>221376829>I voted for my right to kill my unborn child>For my daughter
>>221378958>where it was implied she is his fuck toy.That wasn't implied.
>>221384502What does this look say? It says, "I'm sucking this old man's dick and for that he'll clear a district for me to run in."
>>221384598It didn't say that to me. It would be funny if after her previous monologue detailing her devotion to hard work and resentment of rich kids that she was only able to advance her career through sleeping with a man but it wasn't the impression I got. It's just another supercilious moment for Tracy. It's hilarious that it triggers McCallister enough to hurl his Pepsi at her limo.
>>221384695I throw rocks at nice cars just out of pure resentment.
>>221384738Who the FUCK do the owners of those cars think they are?
when i was a kid I was always rooting for Broderick's character and hated Flick. when i saw this older I realized Broderick is a shitty person and Flick doesn't really do much wrong besides tearing down the posters and being a bitch. Broderick was just annoyed seeing someone with so much ambition
>>221373950This is a great movie.
>>221375892Saved.
>>221374560>>221374587>>221375892>yuropoors trying to dunk on the us while mohammed has a ladder set up on the other side of the court dropping balls in the hoop
>>221383967Kek
>>221384784Paul is the only really good main character in the story but I'm not sure it was Tracy's ambition alone that made McCallister resentful of her. By all reports he was a popular and genuinely helpful teacher for a long time before the election. I think it was his best friend losing his job due to his affair with her but honestly his anger towards her there is misplaced.
Rank Alexander Payne kino:SidewaysElectionNebraskaCitizen RuthAbout SchmidtThe HoldoversThe DescendantsDownsizing
I had no idea everyone stills knows about a comedy from 1999. I hardly ever see it talked about. I liked it but thought it was just me.
>>221385132>You are very well endowedwhy include that?
>>221385132I think it would help if these hoes could live life as a man for a month. Do they really think strangers just pick each other up off the street to watch a movie because they're so interesting to be around? These women really think is a warm and wonderful place and no has bad intentions.
>>221373950The only good scene was the teacher fantasizing about fucking Tracey.
>>221385165I imagine it's to give further credibility to her accusations but it just comes off like a compliment which is tonally confusing.
>>221384598Its satisfaction of victory, verging on smug.
>>221385279i always cringe during that. it is funny that he sneaks in the basement to watch porn after though. not even to jerk off, but just sipping on a pepsi and thinking about the election
>>221373950She went willingly.
People forget that the affair Broderick was going to have was with his friend's ex wife. As much as he was pissed that Flick got his friend fired, he was a fucking hypocrite.
>>221385550How was that hypocritical?
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>>221385660he acts like he has the moral high ground after what she did to his friend when he's trying to fuck his wife
>>221385686Does he act like he has the moral high ground with Tracy? Not trying to justify his attempts to have an affair when he has a wife but I don't think he tries to leverage any moral high ground against Tracy. He did that more with Dave because he was lecturing him that what he was doing was wrong, and even says it's a matter of morals. But that could easily be having sex with an underage girl more than adultery. Or both, I guess. I think he's just resentful of Tracy that it ultimately ended with him losing his friend while nothing happened to her. Dave was pathetically in love with her while she just used him as a way to feel more adult and get preferential treatment.
>>221373950Statutory rape. It’s technically rape. Technically.
>>221374485La luz extinguido
my high school geology teacher married a former student a year after she graduated.
>>221373950>statutorilyThat is not a word
>>221385867I had two teachers fired from my school for having sexual relationships with students. One was a dude who had just had a baby with wife. He was imprisoned and completely ruined his life. Other was a woman and she was fired but no criminal charges.
>>221385867Based
>>221385960>Other was a woman and she was fired but no criminal charges.of course
>>221385960How were they discovered? Debra lafayve had the student's aunt see him riding around with her and she immediately told his mother. He folded under her questioning, he couldnt come up with something and gave up Debra lafayve.
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>>221379544He's not wrong.
>>221385839there is a scene where he confronts Tracy and throws it in her face that she ruined his friend's life, along with how she is behaving with the election. That's when she gets super serious and makes a crack that he can't get his wife pregnant
>>221386001>How were they discovered?The guy got caught in the act fucking the girl at school when another teacher walked in and it turned out they had been having a sexual relationship for around a year so while he was impregnating then supporting his wife he had been fucking a 15 year old girl on the side. I don't know how the other couple were caught but they weren't even remotely secretive so about their relationship so it was only a matter of time. The guy was older and close to graduating and no one really cared but I guess someone complained so the school fired her. They continued dating after she was let go but no idea what happened long term.
>>221386056I know. He doesn't really take a moral high ground there. He says that his former colleague made a mistake and had to pay for it and all people have to pay for their mistakes. If anything that scene is supportive that he's simply resentful his friend got caught and punished while she got off without any issue or anyone knowing.
>>221386092Its bold and reckless to do it in school. As a student, I had plenty of empty rooms afterschool empty for making out with a girl but we never went In At the same time or used one of the ones with a custodian in the hallway.
>>221386196>Its bold and reckless to do it in school.Agreed. I have no idea what he was thinking.
>>221382327The salutatorian from mine is now a waitress in Minneapolis.
>>221386213Dont be pleased my her lack of success, its bad form. Plenty of events and circumstances can make a person on the path to greatness falter.
>>221386143so what is the point of the film? She keeps getting away with shit while no one else does. is there supposed to be some kind of statement the film is making?
>>221386236>is there supposed to be some kind of statement the film is making?Perhaps.
>>221386224She's in her 50s now, so I think her window has passed, and after what she did to me, I have every right to revel in her failure. And the truth of it is she failed simply because she's a piece of shit.
>>221380193mr bean looking mf
>>221384258for me, Election, Descendants, and Holdovers are perfect films.The rest are great, except for Downsizing.
>>221386378Plenty of low prleople became successful despite being awful. What could possible still irk you after all this time?
>>221385132SidewaysAbout SchmidtElectionHoldoversDescendantsNebraskaCitizen RuthDownsizing
HoldoversElectionDescendantsNebraskaAbout SchmidtSidewaysCitizen RuthDownsizingalso if you like Payne, check out the show Hung starring Thomas Jayne, the pilot was made by Payne and feels a lot like Election tonally, and takes place in Nebraska like everything else he makes. I now realize it's Thomas Jane, not Jayne. The first season was amusing, but went downhill, then canceled after 3 seasons. Some good nude scenes.
It's funny how there's so much diversity of opinion in people's rankings of Payne's filmography outside which two films are the worst. Literally always the same bottom two but the other six are unique to the individual.
Election is the only somewhat decent Payne movie. They're all kind of bad but you guys aren't old enough to realize that. Even about Schmidt is worse than you remember. Every single Alexander Payne movie will be worse on every rewatch
>>221387145I'm old enough to have seen Election in the theater. I recently rewatched Schmidt and it was better than I remembered.
>>221387145I'm in my 40s and rewatched About Schmidt for the first time in close to a decade a few month ago and it was still great. You probably just became embittered. And really embittered because I'm bitter myself.
>>221387145i've seen Sideways and Election ten times, Nebraska three times, and About Schmidt twice. They're all great
>>221386767sideways that low is insane
give flick the dick
PICK FLICK always looked like PICK FUCK which had to be intentional
>>221385026>w-whiter than you achmedkek, every time
