What should be the next meme movie
Angela Anaconda causing a divorce.
>>221374879Dark Souls /v isekai comedy
>>221374879The /vp/ autist with the shiny dusknoir. It will be a very somber look on the alienating aspects of mental illness shot in a neorealism style and win a bunch of fartsniffer awards.
>>221374879The Dark Knight Rises would be good as a movie
>>221374879This would unironically be kino
>>221374879It's been a while since we've had a big Western
>>221374879"Oliver Tree wrecks the world"
>>221374879Fine with them milking the good analog horrors for the next 5-10 years
Mike V pasta
I gotchu, bro
Actual cannibal Shia LaBeouf, starting Armie Hammer as Shia LaBeouf and Shia LaBeouf as the guy who kills Shia LaBeouf.
>>221374879I think this could make a good romcom
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>>221374879Aspiring screenwriter here, what do you want me to attempt?We have /swg/ - Screenwriting General threads every few days, I can post progress.
>>221374879TOTAL (LACK OF) RECALL
>>221374879Adapt this love story even if they eventually broke up
>>221374879Better Men: raising my wife's son.
>>221377457I have an idea for how to work this into a comedy I'm sketching out... but man am I afraid to write that down.
SCP is the clear choice. Strong autistic fanbase, tons of lore with minimal intellectual ownership due to being an open community project, roots on 4chan which means it isnt complete shit (if your drop the tranny shit), tons of tranny shit to appease the shareholders, known succesful formula (think: Ghostbusters, xfiles), and endless content. You could make it an anthology film series. You could make it continuous. Endless sequel opportunities in either case to milk the idea dry.
>>221377268This is just buddhism and associated retards denying substantial identity through time.
>>221374879chicken jockey
>>221376476I hope his death wasn't a hoax
>>221377494is it because niggers could be there?
>>221376430anon should really just tell his parents the truth
>>221374879Cum jar the movie. Could be a psychological horror movie about Bronies.
>>221377494write it down here anon, you're among frends
pepe frog movie by illumination
>>221374879Cast him (not playing himself).
>>221374879the ogre living in a basement watching mad max
Navy Seal copypastahttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/hGgsWhsF2VI
>>221377696This was never funny.
>>221377727shia la booff
>>221377505It's really a matter of choosing what version of the SCP foundation you wanna adapt. Early articles and the fangames were mostly making the Foundation out to be... not really a ramshackle operation by any means, but quite obviously over their head and meddling with forces they didn't understand. They mostly had analog solutions to supernatural problems, with some touch of sci-fi or magic in their procedure. Newer articles have the Foundation generally be a lot more powerful, with the Foundation itself being a multiverse-spanning organisation with fingers in essentially every supernatural pie and generally considered the "strongest" organisation of the complex web of influence of the supernatural world by virtue of their skillset.Now obviously you're going to tell me some variation of>Fuck the newest articles, they're gay and retardedBut they are, unfortunately, the most popular articles on the site nowadays, and they're the one the people looking to pitch a SCP adaptation are probably going to look at first...
>>221377636Me too senpai, me too ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ
>>221374879The town rapist for sure
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>>221374879Poop Sock
>>221374879Meatloaf
>>221377772It’s a little funny
>>221376430he could just show them that screenshot
>>221374879The Wojak Movie
I'm working on a script about meme stocks and I will definitely work this exchange into it somehow
Thanks Doc, starring Frankie Muniz.The plot is the guy has to rape another guy every day or he dies.
Pedobear.
>>221374879I want to see baneposting transplanted to film
>>221377926In over their heads and just struggling to contain things they can’t possibly comprehend is way more fun.
>>221379081Seconded
>>221377457>i never was in this neigberhood before... socio economic factors could be here
>>221379081it's been done before, it's called The Shining
Does anyone have the green text of the guy watching someones ranch for a few months who starts to go insane before a skinwalker starts taunting him from the woods?
>>221374879/x/ pumpkin seed chronicles
the scooby doo lamp guy
>>221378063Piss drawer
>>221377505Effectively you just mix X-Files, MIB and Cabin in the Woods together and make a tv series out of it. Seems impossible to fuck up.
>Shrek 6: Mad Max fury road on Bluray
>>221379918Who will voice the onion
>>221380113Ryan Gosling
>>221374879R I P P E N
>>221374879It's not much be we can make a buddy cop style comedy out of this.
>>221374879omegaversescp (it is free real estate!)skinwalkers
>>221380345>omegaversewtf did that start here? I always assumed it was someone on tumblr who came up with it.
>>221374879I don't have the screenshots and it's been years, but that time some autists on /pol/ tried figuring out where some terrorist training camp was based off some propaganda video. They ended up finding it in I think Syria by looking at the electricity towers in the background. Then some Russian anon claiming to be in the military commented that he'd take care of it and it later showed up in the news that the camp was blown up by the Russian Air Force.
>>221377505It's roots are on the something awful forums you dumb fuck lmao
>>221378348>4chan post inside reddit being reposted on twitter
From /x/?>tulpa gone bad>The Nobody>internet vampire cult>the alien post>Incubus/succubus>Little known cryptids like the Chicago Crab N-person>numbers stations
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>>221381081>the Chicago Crab NiggerShit I was in that thread and the follow up. The guy getting ready to smash some Crabs with his grandpa's batton was peak /x/ hunting.
>>221374879There's legitimately at least as much you can do with this as the backrooms
>>221381517But would it be a boner comedy that makes fun of it or a gripping drama that paints him sympathetically?
>>221381517>tilesOh boy that's a good ole one
>>221377926Scp got to be written better than mib, x files, cabin in the woods, the real mj12. Since its not an original idea.
Here's one the unoriginal zoomies can steal like all the other ideas they have.
crow civil war with fries
>>221377726make pepe minion esque and there won't a single frognigger posted anymore
>>221374879would be kino ngl. not sure if feature-length material like the backrooms op tho.
>>221374879 - Ricardo the musical - Onions green 2.0 featuring goyslop and s-o-y-b-o-y-s
>>221374879 Ricardo the musical
>>221380769Don't bait nigger
>>221374879Spider-Man but with the Schizo Uncle Ben greentexts
>>221377926that is one zesty ahh npc>>221377993<3
>>221382982>a werehouseGets me every time. That one about his ladyboy in Vietnam are peak Ford Chang.
100 years from now, this will be the only movie remembered from this era of filmmaking. You don't just make one of these every week for your entertainment.
>>221377457I was just thinking about this today. I'm turning into this man.
>>221378348the funny thing about this post is I am extremely well read in philosophy and I think husserl is easily one of the most important philosophers to ever exist and one of the most correct as well which is far rarer, and it makes me feel really bad for this dude if he is real.
>>221381323That thread was kino as fuck and reminded me of old /x/ before the Nobody fags took it over. A cryptid flick about Chicago crab men living in a storm drain next to a storage facility and the lowly employee armed with his grandpas police billy club who takes them on could be a hit
I’d like to see a deconstruction of how retarded memes get popular in the first place. And no montages of adults gathering to a computer or phone. Show it for what it actually is. A bunch of retarded children and autists pretending they are terrified of offices so they can get some attention.
>>221374879ive stockpiled many good creepypastas and greentext stories but wont post them for some parasite to monetize
