Flop incoming.
Faggy selfie
>>221375153Fuckin finally. Portal fans (myself included) have become deranged and retarded with the lack of anything portal. Might finally breathe some life into the series and capture some of the interesting story beats that most people ignore when they are too busy trying to fling cubes in the right direction.
>>221375153Mike Stoklasa BTFO
>>221375153They are going to give him a massive budget and that will not be recouped
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>>221375153He didn't direct it he's just a marketing mascot for A24/google.Zoomers really just be grabblers and blabblers innit.
>>221375153Ok this is epic
>>221375153Goddamn he looks like such an insufferable fucking faggot
>>221375950Cope
>>221375153the cave johnson story could be a movie by itselfotherwise you have to cobble something together from a silent protagonist, a pair of silent robots, glados, wheatley, spacial recognition puzzles and an overplayed theme song
>>221375153What a pretentious little fag.
That's going to be a hard one to write.I have ideas for adapting HL1 into movie/series, but I can't even think of how to approach Portal. You would have to take so many liberties, because watching a single character solve puzzles would be too boring.
>>221375153They've been trying to make both Half Life and Portal for nearly 2 decades now, never got past the screenplay phase
What a fucking retard
>>221375963Turn on your computer screen.
>>221377136Goddamn he still looks like such an insufferable fucking faggot
should i play these games? how difficult are the puzzles?
Portal is literally just a puzzle game, and the entire plot is an excuse for puzzles.
>>221377526the original portal game was a cute little puzzle game with bits of story sprinkled in which made it cool and mysterious and caused it to become a cult classicportal 2 was slop
>>221377551He should do Tetris next!!
>>221375153So whats the popcorn box going to be
>>221377595companion cube. Easy
girlgamer-bros... our time has come once again
>>221377563>portal 2 was slopthis unless you play custom co-op maps
>>221377526Theres like 1 difficult puzzle in portal 2
>>221377583The tetris film is bleak black-and-white soviet era silent film about an old babushka in the mud building a brick wall in the middle of a rotted out abandoned industrial area, every time she completes a level of the brick wall the proletariate comes in and takes away that section of the wall. At the end she is dying in the mud while covered in bricks and it pulls out to realize she was providing the bricks for the berlin wall to keep out the decadent western bourgeois and a flower grows over her grave.
>>221377583https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ohCy4ktA5w>>221377745I know you're joking but I'd seriously watch that.
>>221377526>>221377551I have an old save file of portal 1 where I'm still stuck on this puzzle
>>221377829start a new file and warm back up imo
>>221375228he's gay it's fine
>>221375153>yfw it has more than one human character on screen
>>221375153>movie about a video gamealmost guaranteed to disappoint an autistic fan base that can't be pleased
>>221376365>an overplayed theme songThey could go the other way entirely, with some more original music from GlaDOS. In fact make it a musical.
>>221377998it could be a prequel showing the other test subjects getting killed in puzzles or straight up murdered by GlaDOS
>>221378033I could see something good come out of a montage of different test subjects getting splatted by GlaDOS experiments.
>>221375950Imagine being a +30 years old manchild still visiting this website
>>221377617Probably give you the most popcorn out of any popcorn box
>>221378033knowing how stupid hollywood is it'll be>le evil organization doing experiements on prisoners only for le good AI to turn evil at the end putting the scientists also in the experiments
>>221378053sounds like The Cube
>>221378066If they seriously try to film something in the 'Aperture era' they should show Caroline as being almost as villainous as GlaDOS (but they won't).
>>221375153>Half-Life 2: Episode 2>Left 4 Dead 2>Portal 2>Team Fortress 2>Dota 2What the fuck is Gaben's problem, unironically?
>>221378011Backrooms was already a videogame movie.
>>221378092I'd love another Cube goat
>>221375153>le zoomers are good directors now because one made a movie literally based on a faggy meme, and it made money and got good reviewslol
>>221375153>all these insane seething over a successful director just because he's youngUncs are losing it
