>Execute Order 420
>>221375701I will make it legal.
>>221375701What's the closest real world drug to spice?
This attempt on my lungs has left them scarred and deformed
I have been waiting a long time for this moment, my little green friend
execute order 6 7
>>221376211“Aight bet, my lord.”
>>221376211yes my twin
>>221375701and it was a good thread.
>>221375701>"It's over Anakin, I am high"
Luke I ... am your dealer
>>221375701Weed hasn't been funny since Kevin Smith.
not so fast there Sheev
>>221375701You failed, your Highness.
aren't you such cute reddit faggotsnevermind it's fucking 2026 anyway
I am loading the bong. Pray I do not load it any further.
Its not the east or the west side.
>>221375701lol
I feel depressed as fuck when I'm not high it's a problem
>>221377405Nah man Seth Rogen had a few good weed movies. He was THE weed movie guy
>>221378405Sorry Lord Vaper
>>221375701*kils all the jews*
>>221378325old /b/ did shit like this too
>>221378635No it's not
>>221375744speedball
>>221378656I get really angry and irritable when I'm not on weed. I'm a bitter, hateful person and weed removes the rage and allows me to enjoy life. It also keeps me from drinking
>>221375701>produced by seth rogenwould be funnier than anything else he's done in last 20 years
>The reading's off the chart... over twenty thousand. Even Master Yoda doesn't have a blood alcohol level that high!
Beep boop mmmmm that's it mang
>>221375726topkek
>>221375726
>>221375701Dank Sidious
"It's heroin"
yall remember when Saw Gerrera was ripping dabs out of the gas mask
>>221375701>a dark cloud surrounds the chancellor
>>221379992>"Midichlorians, Luke.">"Yes, yes... midichlorians!"
>This fierce dab rig which you have built, upon which we stand will bring an end to sobriety.
>I see through the lies of the DEA, I do not fear the synthetic weed as you do!
>>221380016>to a dank place this line of coke will carry us... great care we must take
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PASS THE BLUNT, NOT BOGART IT
>>221380130Mom said it's my turn on the xbox.
Apologise
>>221380751Cool AI image, Rajesh!
>>221380795I LOVE LUCAS STAR WARSjana gana mana
>>221380751George is responsible for selling to Disney and the sequels. I will not forgive that man for destroying Star Wars twice.
>>221375701I take 4-6 breez indica tablets a day and I have a coldfire. My coldfire at the moment is Caramel Apple. Thanks for sharing
imagine being jaba and just being stoned to the bone all day raping slave women ho ho hooo
>>221375726good one
>mhhhrrr, the munchies I have>mmmrhrhrr, juicy and delicious these grapes are>mmmhhrrr, eat them and watch tv I will
Shit! DUI checkpoint!
>>221381282This is what life was like for native americans.
>>221376211i hate that i laughed at this
>>221375701
I was in star wars
just watching 2nd episode of bad batch ,How do the batch know the deserter farmer who was in one episode of TCW that did not feature him?
Roger Roger
>>221378405Fucking kek. Literally one of my old dealers did that all the time. Then again, he could smoke 99% of people under the table.
>>221380058Yes yes midichlorians!MIDICHLORIANS MIDICHLORIANSBanana..Time.
>>221381604Fair criticism. Filoni does love his memberberries, and it’s become one of the more noticeable patterns in his Star Wars work. Bringing Cut Lawquane back in Bad Batch episode 2 is classic Filoni: “Hey, remember this guy from one random TCW episode years ago? He’s friends with the Batch now, off-screen, trust us.” It’s the kind of deep-cut fan service that makes some people cheer and others roll their eyes.Why it feels lazy sometimes:It assumes you watched every episode of The Clone Wars.The “they met him off-screen” explanation is the weakest possible hand-wave.It prioritizes “connecting the lore” over telling a tight, self-contained story in the new show.
>we don't have enough bong water to get us to Colorado, the water chamber is leaking
>>221381742Thank you Grok, very retarded.
>>221377677fuck off Quentin, you're probably dead at this point
>>221375701>You wanna buy some crack?
>>221376211it was my nephew's birthday yesterday and I was tasked with going to the store to buy some birthday candles when I got there some little shit decided to arrange 2 rows of individual number candles so that both rows had consecutive 6 and 7s in the front rows so it was just 2 rows of number candles that read 6, 7,6, 7, 6, 7
>>221383259Like it or not, the kid has potential.
>>221383345just thinking about his shit-eating grim as he was arranging those candles makes me sick to my stomach
>>221375744Acid probably.
>>221383394Tik tok, watch the clock. A new generation of memes has arrived, and unlike with Gen Z, we’re be too old to pretend we fit in.That sickness you’re feeling. It’s the realisation of your own mortality.
>>221375701Ayy wut up blaze it lmao
>>221381160I've been meaning to buy some caramel and apples but I forgot the past three times I went to get groceries.
>>221381372>edible Yoda testiclesYum
>>221379996>remove your protective mask, huff the petrol fumes with me!
>>221375744Herorin, straight from George lucas's mouth
>>221384410
>>221375744Psilocybin. I saw time once.
>>221384450Looking at the clock is not in any way an interesting anecdote you brainless druggy. Sober up m.
>>221375701>Now witness the power of this...FULLY OPERATIONAL BATTLE STATION...>*hits bong haaaard af*
"Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Dank Plagueis the High?"Dank Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create highs… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from crashing. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so wasted… the only thing he was afraid of was sobering up which eventually, of course, he did. Fortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice narced him out in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from sobriety, but not himself.
>Execute... order... du bust gut... genug.
>>221381530
murrijhwannah is for nerf-herders
>>221377267>"Man I'm so glad you said that, I thought it was just me. I'm way too high for this shit. Here, help me up-">*trips backwards*roach is served
>>221381372>>221384380>seedlessThen how was Grogu made?
>>221380130I remember the wide version of this image. Does anyone have it?
>>221377728>>221378707Underrated
>>221385517no but I remember the wide version of your mom.
>>221376211https://youtube.com/shorts/p-zf3aCRD6k?si=fQGY8XWayHRXMsE_
>>221385114maul and yoda look like they're deep-throating their pipes
>>221385440The will of the force, it was
>>221382288you don't want to sell me crack, you want to go home and kill yourself.
Bump
So imagine Snoop Dogg is getting ready to 420blazeit and for some reason he has this drunk sipping around him. No one really knows why this drunk is stumbling around, but he's Marley's right pass rasta, and has some mysterious history with him so has to be treated respectfully. While the Joint Chiefs Of Puff are discussing marijunna strains, the drunk slurs "all your bongs of weed are insignificant compared to the buzz of shaolin drunk fu" So General Pothead is like "ok, MR Mikkelsen, but grownups are rotating"And then the drunk glasses him.That's what happens in that scene.
>>221383740>Tik tok, watch the clock. A new generation of memes has arrived, and unlike with Gen Z, we’re be too old to pretend we fit in.2008 was 30 years ago. Feels bad.
>>221385517here you go bro
>>221375744lifethumbs up this post if you agree
>>221375701Any good sci fi novels about space drug dealers ? And no DUNE doesn’t count
>>221375744Psilocybin and LSD both fungal-derived, and honestly it's honestly not too deep into scifi if an extremely dedicated cult of psychonaughts used them in the most optimized way possible to achieve and train a form of superhuman cognition or a form of ESP. humans have not begun to tap into this stuff in any organized or methodical way with scientific support and societal approval. I iimagine you could absolutely train a group of handpicked geniuses into literal mentat wizards with this stuff.
>>221390069Just watch Heavy Metal.
>>221381143>and the sequelsNot one bit. He gave his rough drafts/treatments to Disney. But, after Disney tossed his shit in the garbage can. Kathleen just had to get in front of a camera and say>We don't have any comics or novels or videogames or anything to build off of.
>>221381662>go to get weed>dealer is guy who you were "kinda" friends with in high school but had nothing in common with besides weed>buy your bud>"Hey dude, let's smoke a bowl. You gotta hear this song">match his bowl with the bud you just bought from him>highschool "friend" proceeds to play the worst fucking wubstep/electronic nonsense you've ever heard>"Bro, just wait for the drop">waiting for the drop, and counting the minutes until you can leave, put you damn near into a anxiety attack>drop hits>it's just 3 seconds of silence folowed by 8-bit fart noises like every dubstep artist>dealer / pity highschool friend notices your grimace>"What's wrong? Don't like Dead SkrillM4useMonsta?">"No, I dig it. Not quite my style but it's interesting" to soften the blow>find any and every excuse to get away 30 seconds later>"So, hey, my girlfriend/brother/work/doctor's appointment/whatever is waiting on me. I've gotta peace out. Take 'er easy, man">"Yeah. Yeah. Take it easy, man" ;_;>fast forward 2 decades>constant social media posts about getting in and out of jail while lamenting those who are or are not "real
>>221390947I am so glad weed is legal here, I remember the days.I'm an anxious nerdy shutin but was still resourceful enough to find connections when I was determined. Most dispensary workers are kinda similar, soft-spoken friendly people; good, minimal awkwardness
>>221390069You don't want to sell us death sticks.
>>2213816041st episode rescue omega from imperials2nd episode rescue omega from a beast3rd episode rescue omega from a beast(moon dragon)4th episode rescue omega from a bounty hunterI have got a bad feeling about this.I don't know if i can get thru all 47 episodes .
>>221378656>>221378906this is the reality of weed addiction. i know several friends that have basically been high 24/7 since high school (ten years ago). fuck weed
>>221391841It's a very shitty show and the entire show is like that. Season 3 is literally Omega captured -> Omega escapes -> Omega captured -> Omega escapes. It's so bad. It also exists purely to explain Palpatine somehow returning in Rise of Skywalker. There's like 2-3 episodes worth watching about Crosshair and Riyo Chuchi on Coruscant fighting for clone rights, and they don't have Bad Batch and Omega in them. It sucks so much, it's unreal.
>>221375744There's a number of varieties of Spice from various sources, from typical plants to literal fucking crushed rocks. So basically it's anything from cocaine to meth.
>>221390604SITHSPIT
>>221375744I just realized you mean star wars spice, not dune spice.>>221384699Everything had a reflection, back and forward in time, like barbershop mirrors. The reflections only went back or forward about five times. I think I was seeing the fourth dimension, not a wall clock.
>>221381282was so high forgot to post the pic. echuta!
>>221391870Weed addiction is a serious thing and it's kind of fucked up that they sold the idea that it was basically impossible to get addicted to it because there's no physical withdrawals from quitting cold turkey (also a lie). However most people I know who smoke weed don't have a problem with it so it just depends on who you are. I have a predisposition for addiction in general so of course I got fucked by weed but for most people it really is no big deal.
>>221391870>>221393517Weed addiction is real. I think the symptoms most people experience while not on it fade away after a couple weeks.I wasn't burning tons of weed, but I did used to smoke it every day. I stopped so I could apply to any job without worry of a drug test. The first couple days were challenging, mainly with sleep. I remember having a near panic attack laying in bed and trying to sleep. Couldn't shut off my thoughts. Like a week after, I kept feeling waves of anxiety when I'm generally not a fearful person. In other words, the withdrawal is steeper than most people think.That said, weed is definitely the easiest drug to de-addict yourself from. Once you start having regular dreams and sleep again, you know it's mostly out of your system and you're back to normal.
>>221393908Yeah the first week of quitting is just this dogshit combination of feeling constant anxiety but also not having any interest in anything that usually entertains you so you've got all this restless energy and nothing you try to do with it scratches the itch.
To anyone wanting to quit and feeling bad about yourself: kicking the habit is very easy when you track the first two weeks.>Go to the dollar store, get a paper wall calendar>Before bed, X off the day you do not smoke>You will probably break the streak early, and that's okay>You will eventually have 7 Xs in a row, then 14>You will definitely not want weed as much by this point>Keep going as long as you likeThe point is to check in with yourself of how strong the desire/habit is at the beginning, then how weak it is at the end. The streak of Xs will keep you accountable.It's kind of like if you're used to pushing your glasses up on your nose, then stop wearing them. You'll still do the motion out of habit, but it will go away soon enough.
