>I feel thin, stretched... Like butter scraped over too much bread.
>>221375706Ok.
>>221375925Bilbo….the butter is still in your pocket
>>221375706Well, I feel energetic and free, like a slice of bread being dropped into a sea of hot butter.
>>221375954Well lucky you. What's your secret? Low carb diet? Cardiovascular exercise?
>>221375947Oh! And I haven't any toast. The predicament has reversed. How odd.
>>221375706I feel like a young boy! Has anyone got one?
>Food analogy
>>221376166ThisToken is a hack
>takes him 60 years to put 2 and 2 together about this magic ring being the One ringhow many life-expanding rings are there? Saruman was right about the weed melting his brain
>>221376113>Well lucky you. What's your secret? Low carb diet? Cardiovascular exercise?Those things don't have to do with luck though. They are consistent, deliberate choices.
>>221376231There's unironically a gorillion magic rings in-universe, not even including the "OG" Rings of Power.He has a line alluding to this. Middle-Earth is a lot bigger than the events of the books.
>>221375706 Me after jerking off 3 days in a row.Getting old fellas
>>221376166He's a hobbit. Everything you're thinking of the sort of person is true of them
>>221376231Based on his reaction to Bilbo's possession of the ring in The Hobbit movies, I would think magic rings are rare but not shocking. Gandalf had no reason to suspect the ring Bilbo found in a cave occupied by goblins to be the One.Ring
let's get this solved once and for all. Is Middle-earth post-apocalyptic? Certainly you get the impression 90% of the landmass is completely devoid of life. Elves are diminishing, the human kingdoms are a fraction of what they were. And it's all after Numenor was sunk
... or a twice used toilet paper
>>221376113Lots of butter
>>221376373It's like Earth after WW3 but without the nuclear wasteland part.
>>221375706>You will notice already that Mr. Baggins was not quite as prosy as he liked to believe...
>>221376434No it's like Middle Earth after the fall of Atlantus. Doy!
>>221375706If you feel this way and you're not elderly it's a sign of disease like cancer or organ failure btw.
>>221376296Why jerk off? Go fuck your gf or wife
>>221376623no its not
>>221376799Is too
>>221375706Like Peter Jacksons Hobhit trilogy.
>>221377156Me too, anon-sama.Thorin's death in particular is the best of the franchise in my opinion, and that's high praise cause holy shit does the franchise have really, really great death scenes, even for unnamed/supporting characters.
>>221377194I loved thorin and now he's gone
>>221376296>tfw I used to be able to spurt shot glasses worth of cum 5 times a day and only 3 years later I'm lucky dribble a ml or 2 out
>>221376373It’s twice post/apocalyptic plus has refugees from an atlantis-like event.
>>221377487Atlantis existed in the Lord of the rings?
>>221377546Numenor was destroyed and sunk into the sea after they tried to invade Valinor
>>221375706>food analogywhere are all the retards that froth at the mouth whenever I make a food analogy? how come those same retards don't make a stink when tolkien does it but jump at the chance whenever they read one in online discourse?there is literally nothing with with food analogies.
>>221376231Saruman was the guy feeding him incorrect information about the one ring and Sauron. Wrong information is sometimes worse than no information.
>>221376166Hobbits are stuffing their faces all day.
