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What am I looking at here?
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You're witnessing kino, as it ascends to the level of pure soul.
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>>221376027
the fight scenes are so retarded it ruins the already shit movie even more.
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>>221376027
Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The Gun Kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents, while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increased lethal proficiency makes the master of the Gun Katas an adversary not to be taken lightly.

>>221376091
filtered
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>>221376091
Don't forget to take your Prozium II I mean SSRI's
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>hold still while I shotgun ur face pls
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>>221376027
>fits pistols, spare magazines, automatic magazine feeders, spare extended magazines up sleeves which he has to roll up to be connected to the lie detector
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>>221376507
are you american? Americans seem to have a hard time grasping that film's time is often nonlinear, like the reaction and action are shown in sequence but its happening at the same time very fast in the movie's narrative
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>>221376027
the gun being treated as a total weapon
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>>221376091
You're retarded and you ruined your parents already shit lives even more by being born.
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>>221376091
>the fight scenes are so retarded
That's why they're good anon.
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>>221376027
izzat +1
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>>221376091
You are gay and should also have your testosterone levels checked.
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>>221376027
You're watching schlock my friend.
A pure unadulterated type of schlock that you only got with mid-budget post-matrix pre-MCU action movies.



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