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Before his cancellation he was never more than B-list. It’s strange because he’s a very good actor, he has leading man looks and he’s from a very privileged background

>His father, Michael Armand Hammer, owned several businesses, including Knoedler Publishing and Armand Hammer Productions, a film/television production company. Hammer has described his background as "half Jewish". His paternal great-grandfather was oil tycoon and philanthropist Armand Hammer, whose parents were Jewish emigrants to the U.S. from the Russian Empire. Armand's father, Julius Hammer, was from Odessa and was an early activist in the U.S. Communist Party in New York. Armie's paternal great-grandmother was the Russian-born actress and singer Baroness Olga Vadimovna von Root, from Sevastopol, the daughter of a tsarist general.

At the moment he’s experiencing a career renaissance which is good. But he really should have been so successful that the phony allegations wouldn’t have forced him to go on hiatus and move back to Grand Cayman.
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he probably refused to fuck a kid on camera, or his parents didn't let someone fuck him when he was a kid
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>>221376500
>he was never more than B-list
What?
>The Lone Ranger
>The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
>Call Me by Your Name
>The Social Network
>Death on the Nile
>Nocturnal Animals
>Hotel Mumbai
>J. Edgar
>Free Fire
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>>221376500
Lone Ranger fucked up his career as the big star, the instagram cannibal messages ruined the rest of his career
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>>221376637
Of the films he starred in, two were flops and one was an art house picture no one saw. Further reading here
https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/annehelenpetersen/ten-long-years-of-trying-to-make-armie-hammer-happen
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>>221376500
He wants to eat people sexually (with consent)
It all stems back to giving women the chance speak out. They should all shut up
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>>221376669
It was basically a misunderstanding. In Judaism that kind of kink is normal.
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>>221376663
I actually liked the Lone Ranger. It was fun
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>>221376637
The only successful movie among those was The Social Network
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>>221376849
Not the point.
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WINKLEVOSS
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>>221376894
Lmao
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>>221376500
The Lone Ranger. It was supposed to be Disney's next Pirates franchise, and nuked the careers of both him and Depp.

Besides that he's a 6'5 blonde chad with a monotone voice, and worst of all he idebtifies as a Jew while only being half paternally when Jews considered Jewish blood matrilineal.
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>>221376849
call me by your name too. It catapulted timothee into international stardom. Anyway, his best role and movie is Wounds. He played his character with such depth and understanding, it unironically feels like he wasn't playing at all. Completely dissapears in the role. Too bad the movie filtered almost everyone
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>>221377619
I thought it was ludicrous that he played a Jew in CMBYN. I’m aware he’s Jewish irl but he does not read as Jewish in that film
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>>221378180
elaborate
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>>221376500
he got fat from eating too many people
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>>221378356
His character seemed to be written as goyish, in contrast to his host family. I thought the one scene where his Star of David was visible was dumb and unnecessary.
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>>221378434
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>career in taters because he liked eating pussy
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Unironically he’s too generically good looking

Look at the most successful “handsome” stars and they look unusual. Clint Eastwood, Bruce Willis, Tom Cruise. They have unique looks

Armie Hammer is an above average actor with generic good looks.
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Because he's named after baking soda. How can you take him seriously?
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>>221376500
He's a member of the Wealthy Elite and his mistake was revealing his cannibalistic tendencies. The rest of the Elites punished him by torpedoing his career.

>b-b-but he starred in flops
That does not stop someone with his wealth from having a movie career.
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>>221378505
That was a coincidence



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