>right, anon, explain your dish please>chef, this is chicken tendies atop a four cheese hotpocket, with a honey mussy dip and mountain dew flavored doritos on the side
>>221376817Have you seasoned the tendies?
>>221376882>That's what the hunny mussy is there for, chef
>>221378207
>chef, what I have for you today is lamb chops, encrusted with pistachio, on a bed of mashed potatos and served with jizz sauce>jizz sauce?>yes, chef, I jizzed in the sauce>you jizzed in it?>yes.>bloody hell, I hope you don't have aids>no, chef, I'm on prep>*tastes the dish*>lamb. Cooked perfectly. Seasoned nicely. The jizz sauce. Tastes delicious.>thank you, chef>well done. Excellent dish.>thank you, chef
C'MRE U
>>221378436ALL OF YOU
>>221376817>That is hideous>Just come and taste that.>It's cold. Stone fucking cold in the middle. And yet this part is hotter than my dog's balls when it's in my wife. >Shame, because the presentation looks beautiful. >Back in line!>What a letdown.
IT'S FUCKING RAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWW