>As of right now, I am either opening or closing the X-Files.
How goes the saying? For every X-File that closes, another one opens.
>Well Mulder this has been a delightful luncheon but I really must be go->Good lord what is happening in there!
>>221377217So this is the death of x files threads...
>>221377217He reminds me of a coworker who had an affair with a married woman. He was married too. Some time later, he was caught stealing things from the company.
>>221379040What a Chad.
>>221379040As of that moment he was closing his time at the company.
>>221378502this is a good post and you should feel good about it anon
>>221379040As of then they were opening their marriage.
Thoughts on the new Kinofiles streamtuber?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zmnzqNKKTk
>>221377217You will do no such thing. Close it.
>>221380580>they actually are so pathetic as to watch videos of other people watching and reacting to television? you don't expect me to believe that, mulder
I recently started season 2; why does it feel like a major step down? I just want to see Mulder and Scully travel to different places together...
I hate the Mythology so much
>>221380746Being a child is loving the monster of the week episodesBeing an adult is loving the mythology episodes.
>Ryan Coogler's remake of the Home episode
How would mulder have handled the mandated dei classes?
>>221380703I would fuck this woman for days
>>221377217Schrodinger's skinnerbox
>>221380729I'm not sure why people like the show at all. Mulder is an unlikable dick, Scully is just kind of boring. The storylines are generally uninteresting at best and downright stupid at worst.
>>221380785>Viewed through the lens of shit-testing, Scully's behavior can be seen as a relentless campaign of skepticism designed not to discover the truth, but to force Mulder to continually prove himself. Every hypothesis is met with doubt, every success is discounted, and every extraordinary claim demands yet another demonstration. Rather than extending trust earned through years of partnership, she repeatedly withholds validation, effectively making acceptance conditional on his ability to withstand constant psychological pressure. From this perspective, her skepticism ceases to look like intellectual rigor and instead resembles a manipulative dynamic in which the burden of proof is never truly satisfied. If one accepts the premise of shit-testing, Scully becomes less a principled skeptic than someone who continually subjects her partner to unwinnable trials, rewarding persistence while ensuring that genuine trust is always just out of reach.
>>221380815She is aware.
>Aurora Borealis (black project)
>>221380853>skinnerbox
>>221380922>1991Dude, where the fuck did my country go.
>>221381167Even with her sexual prowess at its ebb, she can still sexually break a child in mere moments.
>>221377217I swear this faggot said this every week, why was he so pressed about the files, I literally only remember him saying this specific line and nothing else what was the point of him?
>>221380860POOFTER
Just finished The Lone Gunmen spinoff. What an absolutely baffling way to end that series what the fuck.
>>221377217For me? It’s leaving the X-Files open, upside down, with the pages uneven, so they crease.
>>221377217That's a shocker.
>>221377217Im watching this right now. First time ever. Seaon 2 ep 13. I like it except for the jew episodes that get too political.
>>221383743As of right now I am closing Israel's borderts and re-opening America's.
>>221377217>*hacks to reopen X-Files*
>>221384538>all three actors are dead nowtime fucking flies
>>221378502>Mulder with his crazy explanations>Cancer Man's gonna need his medication!>When he hears Skinner's lame prevarications>There'll be trouble in DC tonight!>WALTERRRRRRRRRRRRR!
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>>221382781It was meant to be a cliffhanger obviously.I wonder what my boy Stephen Sneeden is up to these days.
Wwyd?
>>221384856Get bludgeoned to death I guess.
>>221384887This, expect I would grab her wrist with my superior male reflexes, thus initiating her self-fulfilling prophecy
>>221378502>Well Cancer Man, I made it...DESPITE your directions.
>>221378502Oh nothing sir its just an alien abduction
>>221386112It's ironic that Groening dragged his feet and whined so much about the Jay Sherman crossover, yet had no objections to Fox using his show to boost the X-Files ratings right after the Super Bowl.
>>221379040>As of right now I'm officially reopening the divorce files.
>>221382781I'm watching it rn, it's kino, I think I like it better than the X-Files. Too bad it got cancelled after one season
>>221386324Maybe Groening just didn't like Jon Lovitz, since he already voiced three different characters before the film festival episode. You'd think he have no problem boosting Lovitz's new cartoon.
>>221386324>Jay ShermanX-files Simpsons crossover is silly and unexpected. The Critic Simpsons crossover felt too obvious and really just not that funny
>>221386397this has to be a troll. Lone Gunman was one of those shows the fans thought they wanted until they got it
>>221386548>really just not that funnyThat episode was so funny it had at least three lines enter the cultural lexicon, you philistine.>That's the joke>I was saying "Boo-urns">Non-union Mexican equivalent
>>221386568What can I say I like the goofy, lighthearted tone. My favorite X-Files eps were the less serious, more comedic ones and Lone Gunmen is similar in tone to those.
>>221386604it had good lines and all but that was all a result of the film festival. The Jay/Homer hostility was dumb. Take Jay out and barley anything changes
