Ideally where are you sitting?
>>221378691In the middle and slightly to the left, as the gaze naturally goes to the right
>>221378691I purposely turn up late so I can see where everyone else is sitting then sit as far away from anyone else as I can
Around here.
A01 or B01 isle seat, whichever side the door is on so I can trip obese women as they walk past me
>>221378691A01 with my dick out
>>221378691At home
>no double daybedI refuse to sit upright like a poor slob
B06. I ensure I've had a boatload of green beans and steamed carrots beforehand. Then I just unleash queefs on the entire theater. In less than 60 seconds I've filled the entire space with swampy fog.
Sitting solo at the back row, ripping the penjamin, drinking a large Pepsi.You can sit wherever you want now. Every movie is a bomb. You get a lot of personal space. It feels wrong, but I like it more than the old days of people talking from every side of you and some guy walking down the row passing in front of the screen. Big screen, small crowd. Movies are for enthusiasts only now. Truly forgotten by all but the absolute kino-lords among us
>>221378691In my recliner
>>221378733This right here is the ideal strat
>>221378691Dead center about 2 or 3 rows back.
>>221378691I've found a glitch in the reservation system at my local theater, if you keep your page open with the seat reservation selected on your account, somehow the system doesn't refresh these on a timer and you can keep the seats locked down without actually booking them.So anytime I go I book the whole center aisle for my party, I'd do the rows in front and behind us but I'm too lazy.
>>221378774This.
>>221378691Back row so I can finger your sister
