Favorite Mel film? Mine is Space Balls
How did he do it? Just abstain from literally everything that makes life fun like alcohol and cancer?
>>221379005foreskins
>>221379005He fought in WW2 and found one of the arks full of foreskins covered in gold and ate them.
>>221379005adrenochrome
>>221378969>How did he do it?a genuine comedian who laughs at life also laughs at death
>>221378969still holds up
>>221378969Blazing saddles for me
>>221379005Sorry but goys don't get to know the secret
>>221378969mel is a hack and all of his movies are dogshit
>>221379016why do jews eat foreskins
>>221378969Blazing Saddles, of course. Young Frankenstein a strong second, though.
>>221379161>t. no taste brownoid
>>221378969Why are people so obsessed with Blazing Saddles? It's not even his best movie.
>>221379190jews are brownoids so hating their work is the whitest thing you can do
SPACEBALLS and High Anxiety are my favorite Mel Brooks movies.
>>221379005The answer to most questions about why a human is able to do something boils down to genetics. Yeah if he were a raging alcoholic or weighed 400 lbs he wouldn't have lived that long, but line up 100 people who lived just like him, and you'd be lucky to find more than maybe a couple who are his age and still relatively spry. Many would have died from unavoidable cancer, be riddled with dementia, or be alive but wheelchair bound with any number of debilitating medical conditions.
Dracula, dead and loving it.He was 69 when making it too.
>>221378969My favorite, with Teri Garr (RIP)
>>221379293The "SHE WILL BECOME ONE HERSELF" bit lives rent free in my mind to this day.
I liked him just to spite the annoying WOody Allen. Lesser of the poisons.
>>221378969Young Frankenstein with honorable mention to High Anxiety
>>221379237glad to see someone else mention thisvery underrated filmrather surreal in comparison to his others, where the audience is more in on the joke
>>221378969Blazing Saddles, shit's still funnyI used the phrase "Kansas City faggot" like 2 days ago
>>221379768FRAU BLUCHER[neigh in the distance]
>>221379161Zoom Zoom pretending to hate jews so he can fit in on 4chan
>>221378969My favourite is the non jewish one.
>>221378969Young Frankenstein and it isn't even close.
>>221379181long life duh
hard to believe he wasn't nominated for best supporting actor>>221379835
>>221379181>10% offcan't turn a deal like that down
>>221379835>I used the phrase "Kansas City faggot" like 2 days agoA true cinephile
>>221379005Be a Nazi
>>221378969Young Frankenstein, Spaceballs, Robin Hood Men In Tights, and that’s kind of it. I never got all the heaps of praise constantly heaped upon Blazing Saddles.
>no mention of History of the World Part 1Jesus...
>>221379192>It's not even his best movie.The looney tunes 4th wall break ending is one of my favorite endings in cinema To this day when someone tells me I can't do something I immediately respond with:>FUCK YOU! I WORK FOR MEL BROOKS!
good for him, he lived long enough to see all his comedy turn into woke shit. congratulations.
>>221379978Standup Philosopher is what I always state as my occupation.
>>221379978Yes?
>>221379293I want to like that movie, but that was the era when Leslie Nielsen started mugging for the camera, when what made him work in stuff like Airplane and Police Squad/Naked Gun is that he was the straight man in an insane world.I will say that the redhead in that is way hotter than Winona Ryder. I think she was John Ritter’s wife, IIRC.
>>221378969His birthday is 28th june, the fuck are they talking about
>>221378969it's too early for his birthday, you niggers.he was born on June 28
>>221380032>>221380043Would be pretty funny if he died on June 27
>>221379005Dick Van Dyke was a raging alcoholic in his youth, and he's 100+ nowIt's just genetics, not working too hard and not getting too fat
>>221380066he would probably laugh about it himself
What's he going to have engraved on his head stone?
>>221380324>It's Hedly Stone!
>>221379580The autopsy scene was pure gold.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvI6RL-986s
>>221379005Drinking the blood of newborns.
>>221379988>WATCH! ME! FAGGOTS!
>>221380006Best Golden Girl.
Young Frankenstein is absolute perfection. Wilder and Feldman were at the absolute top of their game.
>>221378969He was proto-woke
>>221381911I don't recall much wokeness in his movies. Oldschool jews used to make fun of themselves too. Some more than Mel Brooks, but the point stands.
>>221379005no. the oldest woman ever got to 120 while smoking and drinking by simply not working much and just not stressing. plus decent genetics, of course, but the main part is just not fucking stressing, which is seemingly impossible for 4channers because everyone here is a seething faggot with permanent maxed out cortisol
>>221378969Young Frankenstein for me.
>>221382032I think it's genetics mostly, although not stressing certainly helps. Health nuts rarely live that long so that's not the secret.
>>221378969https://youtu.be/IpiHCZHGbF8
>>221378969>Shvartses! (Blacks!) No, no, zayt nisht meshuge! (Don't be crazy!) Loz im geyn! (Let him go!) Cop a walk, it's alright. Auf wiedersehen.(Goodbye.) Take off! Hosti gezen in dayne lebn? (Have you ever seen such a thing?) They darker than us! WOOF!
Why do people LIE and pretend to like spaceballs? It's an awful movie.
>>221382424I thought it was funny, particularly the Yoda knockoff and that dance number by the alien
>>221380829kek
>>221379005adrenachrome
>>221382424i think its mainly just a bunch of le wrong generation kids who wanna suck up to what gen x people like for whatever reason. its retarded i know, but there are people around like that
The Producers
>>221379978>>221380020Top kek well played
>>221380829
>>221378969>Look at how evil and stupid the goyim areThanks Mr subversive jew funnyman
>>221379005adrenochrom- i mean, genetics. stop asking questions goy.
>>221382032>be woman in the 19th-21st century>do nothing>don't have to work>don't have to go outside>don't have to concern herself with anything>man does everything for her >you see her bro, just be like her OK thank you for the advice
>>221379048That's the only Mel Brooks movie I've seen. What other movies of his should I watch?
>>221382750sounds like she was a lot smarter than you, yes.
My own personal Mandela Effect is that Mel Brooks died like 7 years ago. I did not get him mixed up with Carl Reiner or Fred Willard, it was him but ti didn't take so whatever.
>>221382424space balls sucks dick I didn't even think it was funny as a kid.. it was so boring it was PAINFUL to watch. The only shit that I felt that kind of painful boredom while watching was the planet of the apes on tv land.For me it's Young Frankenstein for sure. I don't think I like any of his other movies. hated spaceballs and blazing saddles.>>221379293ok I didn't know he made this. Dracula Dead and Loving It is kino because of Leslie Nielsen much like Young Frankenstein is kino because of Gene Wilder.Also I like a Bite of Love (1990) with George Lam and Rosamund Kwan it's a cute vampire comedy
>>221382779Young Frankenstein and Dracula Dead and Loving It...>>221382032I doubt this bitch knows when she was born and is lying or she is a witch who ate souls
>>221382869you just gotta have euro swag and chill and you can make it too, anon.
>>221382977Being 120 would fucking suck... She's just living a boring impoverished life off the government or her dead husbands money but she probably barely has enough for a bottles of wine and cigs which is all she consumes or does.Why on earth would you want to live past 100 or even to 100
>>221383083>Why on earth would you want to live past 100 or even to 100To smoke cigarettes
>>221382032>She said the German soldiers were nice and doesn't see why everyone holds a grudge against thembased
>>221383083to chill and smoke cigs and have a cheeky wine and espressos, dummy.
>>221383097based
>>221378969here we see a prime example of the strange Neander-Jew skull shape
>>221382779The Producers and the remake are my favourite but I'm a theatre queer
>>221383097>>221383168Why would you want to be a decrepit old woman who smokes cigarettes all day?
>>221383225because she wasnt decrepit.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeanne_Calment#Daily_routine
>>221382513Ok movie.Musical was better. Top tier comedy theater. Managed to see it once.
>>221383248>she wasnt decrepit>confined to nursing home for 12 years until death>retard daily ritual
>>221383197Is this a musical, I'm not a big fan desu (no offence) >>221383225>all day?No, I just like having my 5 cigarettes. I do other things also.
>>221383248>>221383329> She sometimes loudly asked the reason for her longevity and why she was the only one to be still alive in her family. starts every day loudly asking God why she's still alivekek she was some sort of aristocrat who was used to mansions and orgies then she's in some fucked up stinky nursing home full of other corpses
>>221383329as opposed to your enlightened ritual of fatly rolling out of bed at 4 pm and then sitting on 4chan all day and jerking off on your chest and falling asleep at 8 am
>>221383353kek
>>221379005Jews have an immortality gene, i'm not joking.
>>221383340>I do other things also.not if you're 100 you dont you won't even be able to pay attention or stay awake long enough to play a video game or watch a movie probably
>>221382424It's good, but it's definitely not his best.
>>221383373it's crapcomb the desert get it? a big comb! and the black guy has an afro pick!
>>221383370I can smoke a cigarette though
>>221379045Words to live by.
>>221383414jam the radar jam get it? jam! haha!my penis is bigger than yours darth helmet! no my penis is bigger!haha he's called darth helmet and his helmet is fucking huge m8 fuck I just got it you're right the movie is fucking hilarious and deviously clever!
>>221379869Fucking A.
>>221383419cigs are yucky and by then they will cost $120 a pack and you won't be able to enjoy them on your SSI which won't exist either also you will be dead so like kthnxbai xD
>>221381872Lmao
>>221383420dude, weed>>221383353120 year olds wish they could have a wank, m8hell they wish they could have a shite
>>221379293How did this basically kill his career?This along with Hot Shots, Spy Hard, and Mafia! are my more memorable 90s movies.
>>221382443That Alien dance number made me shout out, “HELLO, MY HONEY! HELLO, MY SWEETY!” in the theater when this happened in Covenant. I got a round of applause.
>>1221383496deserved tbf, would've sent my sides into orbit
>>221383447>cigs are yuckyI don't have much vices, also I don't smoke much. They are 3 Euro in my country as of now, they recently raised the prices.
>>221380122he was also a heavy smoker until his 70s
>>221383550That’s fucking insane.
>>221382424I knew it I'm surrounded by assholes>keep shitposting assholes
