I can’t believe he’s really gone
does anyone have the edit where the dice are replaced with pills referencing his wifes unfortunately demise
No one's ever really gone.
>>221379368You can only get away with spousal homicide for so long.
>>221379459No, but I have this.
>>221379536Qrd on why everyone thinks he killed his wife? Doesn't strike me as capable.
>>221379578If a weak cowardly man was going to murder his wife, pills are the way he'd probably do it.
>>221379536OJ Simpson says otherwise
M YW I F E
>>221379459This pic was so fucking kino
>>221379578>McNamara passed away unexpectedly in her sleep in April 2016>Patton Oswalt and Meredith Salenger first connected online on February 28, 2017, and met face-to-face for the first time on May 20, 2017.>Patton Oswalt remarried 18 months after the sudden death of his first wife, author McNamara. He tied the knot with actress Meredith Salenger on November 4, 2017, at the Jim Henson Studios in Los Angeles.>The specific rumors claiming Oswalt "enabled" or supplied the drugs stem directly from details he willingly shared during an 10/2016 interview with The New York Times>he explained he grew deeply concerned about McNamara's health as she faced severe sleep deprivation and anxiety while writing her book. He stated he told her, "I worry about you. You need to sleep until you wake up.">In that same interview, Oswalt noted that on the night she passed away, she took a Xanax pill before going to bed. Some took this statement and alleged he was actively managing, administering, or supplying her medication.>Rather than presenting a simple accusation, online sleuths have woven complex theories by stitching together autopsy details, Oswalt’s public mourning, and fragments of their home life.
>>221379578>>221380449>Online sleuths alleged that her frantic, sleepless work schedule, which included pacing the house at night, suffering from horrific nightmares, texting Oswalt that she "felt like she was dying", had pushed their marriage to a breaking point.>they suggest Oswalt wanted escape from the dark, heavy atmosphere dominating their household.>with his remarriage to Salenger 18mo later, he "replaced" easily her because he had already checked out of the marriage due to her addiction/mental struggles>>Leaked autopsy reports... suggested that cocaine, cutting agent levamisole, (illicit) opioid painkillers (fent, oxy, hydrocodone) were present.>this fueled speculation regarding access to non-prescribed substances; the coroner ruled her death an accident resulting from the interaction of medications and an underlying heart condition.>commenters suggested McNamara could not easily acquired these illicit drugs herself while being a reclusive writer housebound by anxiety>>>Rumors emphasize that Oswalt came home in the morning, placed a coffee on her nightstand while she was snoring, and then left the room to do professional tasks>>>Forums weaponized the fact that he waited roughly 3-4 hours before checking on her again, at which point she had stopped breathing. Some alleged a "normal" spouse would have noticed the abnormal, heavy snoring as a sign of respiratory distress or a drug overdose, claiming he intentionally ignored her medical crisis.A relative of mine who I knew was an opiate user once suffered a near overdose in my home. I could hear them "snoring" in distress from down the hall. I immediately checked and saw something was deeply wrong with how they sounded and how non-responsive they were. Just the fact they were snoring so heavily and so disruptively made me IMMEDIATELY try to shake them awake. i would have done so for a known sober person. I administered CPR speaking w/911 and saved their life.I couldn't save them the next time.
>>221379578Everyone would do it.
>>221381738She's fucking Matt Damon.
>>221379578He tweeted some shit during gumbergoop and rightwingers never forgot it.
>>221380196KEK
>>221381917>Patton Oswalt murdered Michelle McNamara and River Phoenix to be with Meredith SalingerDamon better watch his back.
Imagine being a fat kid and going to cinema to jerk off to a hot actress knowing full well you'll never have any girl like that. Then you became famous and 30 years later your dream girl contacts you. But there is a problem. You're married to an autistic psycho who's obssessed by solving true crimes.No judge in the world would convict him.
>>221380449How the fuck could meeting a girl a year after your wife died be suspicious, autism
>>221380594Same thing happened to me. Xanax combined with walking pneumonia. I came to visit a friend to walk their dog and the sound she was making and being completely non responsive including being shook and slapped. Called 911 immediately and they said she would have died from oxygen deprivation
>>221383134Yeah. This person was already a heavy snorer anyway. HEAVY snorer. And yet the consistency and loudness and harshness of opioid overdose induced "snoring" (which I could describe as a "cacophonous death rattle") after hearing about a minute of it in the background was enough to make me go "what the fuck? what the actual fuck?"And there was a smell too. Like a sickening off-sweet smell. I believe that was the opiod induced pulmonary edema.
>>221381917From Damon to Oswalt: grim
>>221380594Levamisole is all coke even before crosses into the US or Europe.Cattle dewormer.Why you have to immediately take a shit after a few lines.
The other woman is hot
>>221379578He fed his wife a lethal dose of pills. He then does not return to her for 20+ hours. There are so many holes in the story, it isn't even fucking funny. He either intentionally lethally dosed her or unintentionally lethally dosed her, and to do the latter would require a subhuman retard IQ level, which kind of fits but unfortunately no does not, he murdered her
>>221383538The null hypothesis is that a druggie mismanaged their pills. That’s not that far fetched, anon.
>>221383538Is the 20 hours thing in the leaked autopsy or something?
>>221380594Sounds like he made the right choice dude
>>221383585Any other person in the world administers a lethal dose of fent to their spouse, wanders off for 20 hours, and comes back, shocked (!), to find their spouse's corpse. meanwhile, he had been talking to his now wife for many months before the murder. hmmmmmmm. she was a recluse. he was obtaining the pills. he was administering the pills. BLOOD IS ON HIS HANDS BLOOD IS ON PATTON OSWALT'S FAT FUCKING FINGERS HE IS A MURDERER A SICK FAT FUCKING PALE GODLESS MURDERER MAY HE BE STRICKEN DEAD AND SENT TO HELL IMMEDIATELY
>>221383642>BLOOD IS ON HIS HANDS BLOOD IS ON PATTON OSWALT'S FAT FUCKING FINGERS HE IS A MURDERER A SICK FAT FUCKING PALE GODLESS MURDERER MAY HE BE STRICKEN DEAD AND SENT TO HELL IMMEDIATELY
If the glove don't fit, you must acquit.
>>221379368They say someone only really dies when we stop talking about them, so really, he'll be with us for as long as we remember that he killed his wife and got away with it
The worst part about it was the hypocrisy
>>221379368He died as he lived, a fat wife-murdering wife murderer.
>>221379368Patton "Lethal Dose" Oswalt
>>221379368>Sweetie, you didn't take your cocaine and fentanyl and Xanax and codeine and Claritin cocktail
