It turns out, after the Right-wingers like Elon Musk absolutely freaked out under the guide of "historical accuracy" following fan theories that Elliot Page would play Achilles (a mythical person, by the way) in Christopher Nolan's adaptation of The Odyssey, he’s actually be playing someone else.Elliot will star as Sinon, Odysseus's cousin, who convinces the Trojans to let in a giant wooden horse left by the Greek army into the city of Troy, which actually serves as a vessel for the soldiers to enter the city and wreak havoc.
She is playing man, hilarious
We didn't freak out, we made fun of her and the absurdity of the idea of her playing any kind of soldier type role, because it is an absurd idea.
>>221379453>absolutely freaked outit was a meme, everyone knew she wasn't going to be Achilles but the jokes wrote themselves
>>221379453the only thing he could accurately play is a Catamite
It's a shame what she did to herself and a shame they went with a shitty translation of it all. Oh well.
>>221379453>Elliot will star as Sinon,LITERALLY FANFICTION CHARACTERHOMER CHADS RISE UP
What happened to Hollywood insisting that they hire actors of the correct ethnic background? Where are the Greeks in this movie? Are they too white-adjacent to be part of the oppression club?
ugly shefreak
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>>221379453Women buying boobs to attract high earner is about fighting sexism. This MAN buying 6-pack abs to attract...WUT, seems like cheating for no good reason. Male privilege should be earned.
>>221379453>elon musk thought a meme shitpost was real
>>221379453Fake and gay article.
>>221379453Wow, this information changes everything. Now I totally want to see the movie.NOT!
>>221379453But that's still a male character. It doesn't change anything.
ive noticed that people on /pol/ specially tend to believe literally anything you tell them as long as it doesn't conflict with their preconceived notions
>>221379453Why didn't she just name herself Chad Smith or something? Elliot is basically acknowledging her real name already
>>221379937>Going full delusion
>>221379453>freaked outWhy are leftists so obsessed with doing this thing where they see someone making fun of their ideology, and then they cope by constantly calling it "seething" or "freaking out"? I see this happen all the time.
>>221379807>El Penor
>>221379453>ACHTUALLY, Ellen Page is not playing Achilles but Baklava, a female “soldier” trying to convince everyone she is a man by tying a piece of sausage to her waist. Unfortunately, they cast her out as she’s always smelling of rotting flesh. She’s not originally in Homer’s work but Nolan desperately wanted the Trans community to be represented.
>convinces the Trojans to let in a giant wooden horse left by the Greek army into the city of Troy>success>try to convince the world that she's a man>fails
>>221379453>Insane women who cut off her tits and had an arm tube stapled to her cunt
>>221379453You can literally see the mental illness in those crazy eyes.
>Jokes on you, she's playing a DIFFERENT man!Leftoids unironically think this is an own.
>>221379453>freaked outIf by that you mean mocking, derision and endless laughing at the ridiculousness of it all, then yeah man.
>>221379596That's only for the non-whites. If you are white, you're supposed to smile while jobs get taken away.
>>221379453>He
Okay but I'm just not watching
>>221379916>people on /pol/We're not on /pol/.
>>221379502Chud here.I freaked out. I’ve been pissing my pants and starting to sleep since I found out. Glad I can stop crying in the shower all day now that I know Elliot isn’t playing Achilles
>heUnless "he" magically grew a dick, it's a woman
>cast Elliot Page as Sinon>His role is to convince the Trojans to accept something that appears harmless, even beneficial, but ultimately proves deceptivebravo nolan
>>221379453So the tranny is playing a treacherous liarBRAVO NOLAN
>>221379502>everyone knew she wasn't going to be AchillesSure thing.Chuds already claim that this is a "desperate last minute edit" because the studio bowed to chud pressure.
>>221381157Its possible for trans folx to magically grow a dick in this setting though.
>>221382194They are called reshoots. Please at least learn the correct terms if you are going to bait here.
>>221382273I am just repeating what chuds actually say: https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/221373278/#q221375417
>>221382209Problem is Ellen is still physically a woman. A chopped up woman, but a woman. A magically transformed man is physically a man. If we had the ability to magically transform, a lot of this would be a nonissue, but we don't.
>>221382503Dong debrief?
>>221379956zippertits had a fake six pack installed lmfao
>>221382611Totally tubular.
>>221379453Who asked?I not watching that shit. Make it properly or don't fucking bother.
>>221379453I don't care what character she's playing, sick of Hollywood shoving tranny actors down my throat. Troons will never not be freakish no matter how much libcucks scream about it
>>221379453>he's
>>221379453Holy shit what an ugly little bastard. I wanna kick her in the cunt
>>221379453Don't care. It'll be getting review bombed until I move on to bombing whatever (((their))) next goyslop is.
>>221379807>here's that 40-year-old boy I told you about
>>221379453strongest man on earth
>>221379453the real question is who's playing elpenor then
