>oof
>>221379982Animaniacs called it first.
>>221379982
>>221379982>seven or nine tons
>>221379982beanbag chair with a face you can throatfuck
>>221379982>Dammit Jim! I’m a PLAPPER not a virgin!
MAN THE HARPOONS
>>221379982>>oof
>>221380474Kek
>>221380430
>>221380474That's some gravitational pull anon. The ship can't take much more!
>>221380368This was specifically a joke about Shatner. He was the subject of ridicule for decades because Star Trek was embarrassing to him and was scorned as for nerds, plus the fact that he blew up in size after turning 50.
>>221380672BASED
>>221380430>Tilly so fat, she stands on three transporter pads>Tilly so fat, she tells the replicator "Food, hot, ALL">Tilly so fat, her Redshirt blueshifts
>>221380709>live long and perspire
>>221379982How many phaser shots would it take to stun this "beauty"?
>>221380742Idk, but to scan her you’d need a quad-corder
>>221380694Nah, this was a joke about Scotti as James Doohan put on weight after the original series got cancelled and before the movie series started up. A lot of shows like Animaniacs and Simpsons riffed on his weight but truth be told it just made him look like a grandpa or great uncle, not overly fat.
>>221380778Gotta keep her away from the deflector dish.
>>221380804She can’t be transported, they have the shuttle her in the Delta Fryer
Reminder: this actually happened.
>>221380843All by design
>>221380709
>>221380989>baby daddy >black
>>221379982>I don't even eat that much and I walk every day>...uh...
>>221380742>Please don't stun me>Feed me instead
>>221380831>Delta FryerKek
>>221380704Okay, /tv/: can YOU come up with a plausible plot for an episode of Voyager that involves Seven Of Nine getting fat? Try it, see what you can come up with.
the replicator ran out of food somehow
>>221381054 there is a computer virus infecting both the ship and her implants that is leaking energy from the transporter into her body and being stored as adipose tissue. SHe will slowly covert the whole power supply of the ship into matter if they don't stop it
>>221381054Recently been binging VOY. There was just an episode where the doctor jumps into sevens body to hide from bad guys. While inside her he eats something and experiences taste for the first time, then gorges on food. He leaves her body shortly after but I can see that becoming a favorite does for the doctor to let him experiment human foods, resulting in her gaining more weight than her nano probes can keep up with.
>>221381011How is she wider from a side profile??
In space no one can hear you plap
Did they explain why obesity and depression isn't ubiquitous in star trek?
>>221381127>if you want to make Lieutenant, you’d better pucker up >by the way, my sonic shower has been busted for the last 2 weeks
>>221381129They’re a strict meritocracy, so all the fatties are planet side.
Is it it me or does this part of the console thing look broken? It doesn't match the far side, like it's about to slide off
>>221380843
>>221381221Prop budget fell behind the craft services budget.
>>221381221It is crooked, you can see how it mates to the top of the console. Weird that they'd have a set piece like a console that's got an actor interacting with it with loose bits that can shake off.
>>221379982this is shopped right?
>>221381104This was a Red Dwarf plot but it works.
>>221380403kek
>>221379982Would ngl
>>221379982>Starfleet is supposed to be made up of the most elite highly trained citizens of the Federation>somehow fatties and emotionally stunted wrecks.make the cut
>>221380694I get the frustration. Star Trek was the first ever autistic fandom. Maybe second after Sherlock Holmes. But to Shatner, it was just one of many roles he played. Most actors think it's creepy that fans develop parasocial relationships with them and their characters.
>>221381716You really used AI for such a short post?
>>221380843I had no idea she was so pretty.
>>221380843321
>>221380989Boy I love indie gameBut I FUCKING HATE IT WHEN THEY USE PIXELATED FUCKING BLURRY FONTS LIKE THAT IT MAKES ME WANT TO BOMB PRESIDENT FUCK KID TERRORIST AIRPLANE
>Computer, create a 3x-sized Tilly, dressed in latex and wearing stiletto-heeled boots. >Disengage safeties.
>>221380709>"Food, hot, ALL"
>>221382402>Disengage safeties>The stiletto pierces the hull, the holodeck loses thermal cohesion, filtering force field particles into the Jefferies tube below it, causing a junction meltingGreat
>>221380843damn what a shame far left looks great . did she have a kid irl or something? tons of women are not fat, have a kid, then remain fat even after the kid
Hull breach
>>221381455bearly
>>221382554I'd force particles into her tilly tube, if you know what I mean.
>have used my dad's Paramount+ for years, which he has mostly because he deals with nu-Trek slop hecause he's such a Trek old head>is over last week>"oh heads up, I'm nit renewing Paramount so you'll lose that soon.">Ask why hes finally canceling>"I only had it for Star Trek, and its just gotten too gay."
>>221383135>dad finds out trek is gotten too gay just last weekYour dad is a moron
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