Does it work?
Do it.
>>221380394yes. If you don't succeed it means the technique was slightly off. Do it again on another woman when you leave prison.
>>221380394No. Im no longer allowed to attend my community college and have to go to counseling. Is there a political reason for this?
>>221380394Only if your a tall white guy.
GUISE FUCKING SERIOUSLY DON'T POST IT
>The Iron Giant>The Incredibles>Ratatouille>Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol>Tomorrowland>Incredibles 2Interesting career
>>221380792He was working on the simpsons when the shots used to be interesting.
>>221380979Yes, I know
>>221380792>>221380979He also worked on the pilot for Rugrats
>>221381007I'll probably never in my real life meet someone else who knows brad bird helped create interesting shots on the simpsons. That's kind of funny.
>>221380394>Does it work?The rat in the hat thing? No, I really do not recommend it.
>>221380394Yeah. You should use your normie telepathy to know or not. The 3 date rule is pretty real for the most part.
post it already you cowards
>>221380394> Linguini what the fuck is in this soup?> Yes, chef.
>>221381063me irl except almost any subject that beneath surface level interest>meet girl in socal whos allegedly obsessed with disneyland>tell her how cool the ghostpepper effect is at the haunted mansion>fluoride staremfw
>>221380394Only if she's French.
>>221381091Cream of sum yung guy chef
>>221381090Rectal painFrench bitch stuffs a zucchini up my assRectal painFilthy vermin lives inside my hateRectal painLube me up, wank me into the soupRectal painWash ya veg, this ones covered in poop
>>221380394the rape them until they enjoy it method, you'd be surprised
>>221381063>>221381121>go on blind date with a girl who "loves movies" >doesn't know what 35mm is>doesn't know any directors >doesn't know who Dustin Hoffman is and has never heard of The Graduate >"Citizen Kane? With Will Smith?">turns out she only watches Netflix and doesn't even go to movie theaters I think people just say they like things to not sound completely soulless
It must be done.
Fine, I'll do it.
>>221381555Coward.
>>221381575Better?
cowards
>>221381668
>>221381668Witnessed brother
>>221381007I don't care if this isn't my blog, I consider this to be the final episode of the Simpsons.
>>221381668Thanks for your service.See ya in 3.
>>221381668He doesn't know where that zucchini went before being sliced.
>>221381507yikes (I briefly dated a girl who I showed Cool Hand Luke to and when it was all over she turned to me and said "So did he die?")
>>221381900Oh holy shit is it zucchini soup? I never knew that.
>>221381668Kek
>>221380543if you look any less than this you better not try it
