Why doesn't disney make things for women if they were going to target womenLike main character, Darth Talonmysterious Sith assassin with emotional depth™assigned to infiltrate space suburbia for “reasons”plot A: she meets Han’s sonaka Ben Solo / Kylo Renhe’s brooding, shirtless in 3 scenes, legally required rain lightinghe says things like “you don’t understand me” while staring at spaceship windowsplot B: she meets “badboy Sith rival”literally just another Sith guyhas a motorcycle equivalent in spaceowns 3 capes minimumcommunicates exclusively through vaguely threatening metaphorsRomance triangle beginsTalon is assigned mission: seduce both for intelforgets mission halfway through episode 2starts internal monologue about “feelings vs destiny” every 7 minutesKylo type keeps offering redemption arc energybadboy Sith keeps offering “embrace your true darkness” package dealboth are emotionally unavailable in different fontssubplot: Palpatine equivalent is like“why is she not assassinating anyone”no one answers
>stopped reading at disneyNo one cares…
>>221381257Not only would this get them the female audience, it would get the men back too provided Talon dresses like a degenerate prostitute
>>221381257Only disney could make jedi cringe.
>>221381257>Why doesn't disney make things for womenThey do think they're making things for women. The problem is that women have no idea what they want.
