Why has nobody made a show where captured wild animals fight to the death? It would be cool seeing a gorilla fight a lion or a pack of hyenas vs a pack of chimps.
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>>221381326Besides the obvious legal issues and complaints of animal cruelty, it's quite possible that the animals would try to avoid fighting, or only get into a brief tussle before retreating.Anyway, I used to watch youtube videos of some guy who'd pit black widow spiders against various kinds of scorpions. Those were pretty cool.
>>221382022>Besides the obvious legal issues and complaints of animal crueltywoke
>>221381326Because the gorilla would always win. Always.>Bear>Lion>Hippo>Elephant>King cobra>Blue whaleGorilla wins. And it's not even a toss up.
>>221382022>or only get into a brief tussle before retreating.This is really why. Plenty of 3rd world countries could profit greatly from animal pit fighting. Animals don't like to waste energy. Its fight or flight. They'd do intimidation tactics, but really probably not do anything. Really, a Gorilla and a tiger aren't going to want to fuck with each other. A shark and crocodile will probably leave each other alone. Roosters on the other hand will go at it in very impressive pokemon like ways and it's why cock fighting rings are a thing.
>>221382155a leopard or mountain lion because they bite the throat, it's like 4 puncture wounds to the jugular immediately with some like 2 inch long fangs designed for biting your throat out and they regularly take on animals much larger than themselves. A cougar would kill a gorilla once it gets the neck. and that's all they do is secure the neck and then drag. the gorilla can not protect his neck fast enough to protect from a cat
>>221381326They did. It's called The Adventures of Milo and Otis.
>>221382155Then have one gorilla face multiple other animals.
>>221382235that's only in ambush scenarios, in a no bullshit 1v1 fight the gorilla wouldn't even let the kitty get near its neck, and all it would take would be grabbing the feline by the neck and twisting it like a twig.
>>221382216gorillas are vegan pussies who don't kill anything or eat meattiger is going to eat gorilla if it is hungry
>>221382290>all it would take would be grabbing the feline by the neck and twisting it like a twiggorillas are not steven segall they don't do this
>>221382311where do you think seagal learned his deadliest moves? that's right, the congo bush
>>221381326The gorillas are paid protestors!
>>221382299I hope you get attacked by a gorilla. They're killing each other all the time. I read that in Tarzan.
>>221381326I feel like I've seen this exact idea on Discovery channel or animal planet or something like that, except the fight is played out as a simulation, it only lasts 2 or 3 minutes, and they spend the rest of the show infodumping about the stats of the animals, and talking about various crazy incidents involving them, that have been recorded
Kind of surprised China or India hasn't done this desu.
>>221381326this gorilla died of monkey AIDs and the African zookeeper who took the pic originally comforted it on its death bed
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>>221381326They did in shitholes like russia and southeast asia and I think you can pay to box cangoroos. Poor countrues still do pitbull and cockfights
>>221382343settle down saar
>>221382491Tarzan is a White myth, idiot, all the way back from ancient Rome. In this house, we always pay tribute to Tarzan.
that would be animal cruelty but i'd personally love every loud mouth mma fighter to be thrown in a cage with a gorilla or orangutan.Assuming they survive it would humble them
At its core?It's because it's virtually impossible to put animals on equal footing in interspecies conflict.You can do it pretty easily when they're the same species. But advantages and disadvantages wildly spiral out of control when you have two different species. And the outcome just becomes some morbid curiosity that you don't actually learn anything from.
>>221382511It's uncommon for us to wish gorilla attacks on frens who slightly annoy us fyi
>>221382511Tarzan is basically Jesus. He's the saviour of ape people.
>>221381326Billionaires and jews could be doing this on their private islands but instead they choose to rape children. Truly they are demons.
>>221382511>rome>white
>>221382624No it's not, it's literally trad and based.
>>221382624You disrespected a gorilla. You will learn your lesson.
>>221382637they prob make em fight to the death too desu
>>221382155Your arrogance will be your downfall.
>>221382650>>221382654now I am certain you are indian
>>2213826731 hippo easily defeats 100 gorillas
shut the fuck up about Tarzan
>amount of humans killed gorillas in all of recorded history: literally zerojust leaving this here for all the gorillafags to contemplate
>>221382730>>recorded history>in subsaharan africagorillas have the highest unofficial human killcount in the entirety of the animal kingdom.
>>221381326I'd rather see women being raped by animal. I wish they televised that.
>>221382775gorillas relentlessly assaulting someone for several minutes doesn't even kill old women
>>221382730gorillas are vegans and will not attack you unless you go after their kids and in that case they will just body slam you they're not very good at fighting but they'd definitely maul a human... a 600 pound tiger would have an easy time eating one
>>221382775In Africa they talk about what animals are deadly and none of them say gorilla... hippos kill shitloads of people on the other hand and they talk about it. Gorillas are stupid pussy vegans they don't attack people unless you go after their babies.
>>221382775cows kill more people than gorillas
>>221382216I suppose you do hit the nail on the head that you'd want species that fight for intraspecific/intrasexual competition (male-male tournament style reproductive strategies), so in theory two gorillas would work but they loop back around into that being such a strong driving force that one silverback simply mogs every other male into submission through sheer intimidation.I think deer are probably one of the few animals that hit the "sweet spot" of interacting forces that they will regularly fight to the actual death just by "default" (and that's only in a short period of the year)
>>221382860>>221382938>>221382958the anti-gorilla internet brigade is out in full force i see
>>221382155None of those could beat a pipebomb
>>221383015I'm a wolf guy what can I say, fella.
>>221382417Absolute kino
>>221382155I'm not sure if they can deal with a Bear. Gorillas are very powerful physically but Bears are also strong on top of having claws and fangs.
>>221383019I think blue whale has it beat
>>221382324kek
>>221382682The Gorilla is the Aryan huwhite man of great apes
>>221383054What could a blue whale even do though ? You just have to grab its (tiny atrophied) hind legs and pommel it into submission
>>221383067Orangutan is also white-tier among the primates.
>>221381326I’d rather see where you’re forced to fight a wild animal.
>>221383096look like Charlie kirk
>>221383054Blue whales aren't all that aggressive but an Orca would likely beat all of these in a bout of mortal kombat. It eats sharks ffs.
>>221383096>Doesn't say anything, listens like noone else did, to avoid paying taxes>Solitary(ish) with vast ranges>Glorious red beard and hairProbably even moreso, though I can't help but see them as Asian for some reason (other than the obvious fact that they live in Asia, it's probably the faces)
>>221383092against a pipe bomb? It's so far under water the pipe bomb can't get to it
>>221383019What could a pipebomb even do though ?
>>221382417Name their album.
>>221383120orca wins 100% of fights in the water and loses 100% of fights out of the water but I don't think they can fuck with blue whales
>>221383159>though I can't help but see them as Asian for some reasonYou're definitely crazy
>>221383067black people disagree
>>221383045A brown bear weighs enough to overpower a gorilla. Same with a polar bear. Other bears not so much. Brown bears can weigh like 700 lbs and polar bears can weigh like 1000.
>>221383193this one seems kind of Italian to me
>>221383210I’d imagine a polar bear would beat just about anything. I’d give it even odds against a tiger.
>>221383159it's the slant eyes and aquiline beard, I see it too
>>221383236Weight moves weight and I just looked it up male gorillas weigh 300-500 lbs and male polar bears weigh 750-1300.At 1300 lbs there's 0 chance a 500 lb animal can win if its a fight to the death. They also have fangs and claws and I've seen those up close theyre probably bigger than a gorillas head.
>>221383252sifu beard*
>>221383210>>221383236the polar bear FEARS the king of the arctic shoals
North Korea did it using the animals in Pyongyang zoo: https://web.archive.org/web/20060206190746/http://atimes.com/atimes/Korea/HA28Dg01.html
>>221383261gorillas do not kill anything or eat meat
>>221382155As stong as a gorilla is, a tiger is generally more dangerous
>>221383274by the way, that reddit looking motherfucker got DESTROYED after pic was taken
>>221383274Chonky boi.
>>221381326>>221382022The closest we'll get are documentaries with animals going after each other. I think Wild Romania had wolves take down a deer then a bear run them off.
>>221383261It's also the fact that it occupied the same niche as a gorilla; sheer mass and strength, and does it better, so "muh superior dexterity" doesn't even apply, and also they have literal sharp weapons attached to them
>>221383293Im assuming neither would want to fight the other so theyre in some situation where they can't get away from each other and have to fight.
>>221383300lol that fucking behemoth probably weights 7000lbsTwo huge bears fight in Grizzly Man and the one has a huge poop mid fight. That's about as good as you can get
>>221383449This is my favorite trump meme and has been for 11 years.
>>221383449Why did they make up this "smear" to make Trump look based, it almost makes up for all the Israel kowtowing
>>221383449Based Trump.
>>221383457>opposable thumbs>eye-gouging and tool-making unlockedthe bear has no chance. opposable thumbs are nature's nuke
>>221382216I owned game chickens for like 10 years of my life and it was nothing but a constant aggravation to keep them away from each other.Finally woke up one morning and found the two had got out. One killed the other outright, then died of his injuries after I got him cleaned up.
>>221383514Game surely implies a selective breeding for fighting>I owned cocks that especially want to kill each other to death; they killed each other how could this happenWhy the fuck did you own them then
>>221383500What could a bear even do though ?
>>221383689Bought the cute little striped chicks off some old ass rednecks running a junk yard. They just happened to have a little heated coop of chicks for sale too.Also bought a funny little bantam from some Mexicans at the flea market. He was the root of the problem. Fathered a bunch of little murderers.
Because it's illegal. Apparently there's a lot of money to be made selling videos of people torturing monkeys. I read that most of the people purchasing them are white women from developed countries. >A major 2023 BBC investigation uncovered an international network in which buyers in countries including the United States, United Kingdom, and elsewhere paid people in Indonesia to torture baby>Some of the most publicly reported cases involved women, including a Tennessee woman who pleaded guilty in the U.S. for conspiring to create and distribute monkey torture videos,several British women convicted or charged in the U.K. investigation.
There's a great video on Youtube of a gorilla trying and failing to overpower Harland Williams
>>221382022 Usually you are probably correct but I can imagine there are probably some pretty good fight scenes between those cannibal chimp tribes or maybe orcas eating sharks or other whales. Wild videos of bears fighting each other are pretty common as well.A few years ago I saw a video about Chinese otters and they kind of framed it like A Game of Thrones thing with differently family members and named members of royalty and it was kind of interesting. I'm surprised there hasn't been more content like that produced.
>>221382155What is it with Americans and worshipping gorillas?
>>221383877Yeah definitely the mild mannered white women purchasing the videos and not browns fresh off the boat feeling a little homesick
>>221382155yup, yup. CHADrilla's run this bitch
>>221384023The BBC lied to make white people look bad!
>>221384023>and not browns fresh off the boat feeling a little homesickwhere would these browns get the money or even have the time? aren't they working 12 jobs and having 20 kids each while also being lazy gang banger rapist drug dealers?
>>221382155I could beat a gorilla.
>>221383300jej I've seen seals a fifth that size push cars around... that fucker could probably crush one
>>221383300May I see?
>>221383884Lmao
>>221383462Polar bears spend 30-50% of their entire day hunting for food... that gorilla is gettin vored. Imagine how much a 1400lbs bear needs to eat. Plus bears are territorial as fuck. Gorillas just body slam into each other to assert dominance.
>>221383884xD hockey players are tough as fuck
well OP because there are ten million channels on youtube with many views showing everything from elephants to birds to lions heeming each other 24/7. horrific gore and death sometimes. here’s a less disturbing example: https://youtu.be/ir0QFPTcVjs
>>221382022Videos of cats fighting always get away with it, whereas people shit their pants when dogs fight
>>221384248This mutt is so mid
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