>the name is Bond, Jane BondWould you still watch??
>>221384443Only if she's naked for the hole movie
>di name ees Band, Jims BandVould you steel watch bloody basterd bitch?
>>221384443you know Amazon is going to release a female agent spinoff
>>221384443I would goon
>>221384443Would she still get to make out with hot Bond girls?
>>221386451>Would she still get to make out with hot Bond girls?
>>221384443No
>Jane who?Jane Bond, sir. She's a British secret agent. She's probably here to get the secret codes to Operation Mansplain VII. What'll we do, sir?>Jane Bond? Seriously? A chick? They sent a CHICK? (sighs in disgust) What the fuck were they thinking? O.K., here's what you do....have one of the men secure the codes, take them to the kitchen, hide them in a peanut butter jar and screw the lid on really, really, tight, so she can't open it. Then put it on the top shelf and remove all the chairs so she won't be able to reach it, the codes will be perfectly safe. Next, tell the gift shop to broadcast that they're having a 50% sale on all designer shoes, jewelry, and handbags. Bitches can't resist a sale on designer shoes, jewelry, and handbags. Then have your smallest and weakest guard go to the gift shop and overpower her while she's trying on shoes. Have him put her in the empty pool in the east wing that's still under construction, and cover it with a glass ceiling. Everybody knows bitches can't break through a glass ceiling unless a man does it for them. After that, I'll deal with her personally at my leisure.Very good, sir.
