The only thing she does in the new one is THE EXACT TONGUE TASER BIT AGAIN, and it's during the opening numberBesides that she just stands around the whole movie
>>221385973Men don't like to see women getting hurt.
>>221386012I guess. I think it's sexy.
>>221385973Dark Shark didn't do anything in this one either.
>HANGERS-ON:>This franchise is dead. It has been dead for more than two decades. You are PATHETIC for continuing to maintain interest in it.>Thank you for your attention on this matter.
>>221386026Jackass should have teamed up with these gals and make uncensored genital related stuns on the movie, that would have piked the viewership
>>221386012Speak for yourself.
How come no copy of jackass ever came close to the original? Literally every single other show that tried to do the same shit fell flat and was just gross and boring, like they tried too hard to be jackass>>221386026The only thing that made this copy of jackass stand out a bit was that it was entirely performed by women, but that's about it
>>221386026It's curious how some of Jackass ideas and stunts suddenly become fetish porn if you perform them with women insteadI'm pretty sure a lot here would love to be part of the piss shower if it were women the ones pissing
>>221386393In the new one they play Twister after having taken super powerful laxatives, and it straight up is fetish porn
they literally brought in a robot so they didn't have to do any human stuntstranny cucksville is pathetic
>>221386438But done with dudes is just sillyWith women, on the other hand, is definitely a fetish
>>221386026I remember these bitches. Their first stunt was a fart lighting contest.
>>221385973Is that the chick who broke her back doing a stunt for them and they never mentioned her ever?
>>221385973I can't believe a woman was useless, bros...
>>221385973I heard she puts her tits in two cannons that are right next to eachother and then the cannons both go off and they launch her over a lake into wee man's ass. Its call the booby blaster
>>221386474It's a fetish for faggots, and probably a very very very small percentage of deeply mentally ill girls, like that jenkem girl who got Chris-chan to fuck Barb.
>>221386438Glad I opened this thread. I'm really not interested in seeing that.
The last one had everybody standing the fuck around except for Knovmxville and that other dude with a shaved head.I can only imagine how fucking lame this new one will be.
>>221385973Why can whores never get the makeup right for clowns or mimes
>>221385973>>221386039>>221386552None of you chuds would have the balls to do that
>>221386614Do nothing? I think i can manage that one
>>221386614I'm not your chuddy, guy.
>>221385973She's only there because she's fucking Knoxville.
>>221386589Jackass would be better if they had kicked out Knoxville instead of Bam.
does the new movie have lots of gross-out scenes or is the poo cocktail supreme replay the worstas i've gotten older my stomach has been getting weaker rip
>>221385973why didn’t she do any nude stunts like the guys? what happened to equality?
>>221386366>every single other show that tried to do the same shit fell flatThe original cast were charismatic skateboard men at a time when we were all skateboard boys. That's literally why it worked and never will again in any other configuration
>>221387299>got her tits out for the promotionShould have put bee pheremones on her tits and had her participate in the bees on steve-o's cock stunt. What a hack.
>>221387645I too would like to know this.I had to walk out of 2 after the shit eating and 3 after the poo volcano.
I would unironically watch an all female JackassGetting kicked in the cunt and titty twisters would be arousing.Who wants to see guys being gross.Gay dudes, thats who
ok but also Bam did jackshit on Fishtank
i see more fucked up shit in my bdsm javs honestly
>>221386366people think jackass is about the stunts. its because they have chemistry and charisma. no bullshit structure of just clip to clip along with real talent in production like a bona fide film director in spike jonze. it also helps they were generally the first to do this stuff on video, jackass and cky
>>221387299Would
>>221386438didnt they do that with enemas in the last movie
>>221386012yeah, that’s the reason the jackass guys gave for not having women in it. it’s just uncomfortable rather than funny. I know you gore watching misogynists would beg to differ but you are a minority.
they genuinely wouldve been better off putting tori belleci on the cast instead of the black guys or the woman. not sure hed wanna do anything after eating shit on that bike though
people give bam shit but do you think the girl or niggers would line up in front of a riot control machine firing or run through a hallway of tasers?
She should have gotten an abortion
>not releasing in japanese theaterswelp, eta to noncamrip version online?
>>221386366the Dudesons was always better
>>221389024sorry europe, no.
Dirty Sanchez was bett- just kidding. That shit was trash.
>>221389033not enough merisharting for u, fatty?
>>221386012I wish I knew where I had that woman stomping grapes saved.
>>221387299I don't need to know who she is to know she fucked every single dude at the skate park.
>>221389105thing :/thing, europe :0000
>>221389225>obsessed muttthank you for your confession
>>221387645those stunts are all FAAAAAAKEthey wouldn't even be allowed to distribute the film/show if it was real
