Best /tv/ handjob scenes?
men being bad in bed is a common trope but bitches seriously don't know how to jerk you off properly. Let alone suck dick, this is like lost magic of the ancient world
>>221387272Bravo Vince!!!
>>221387272Minerals Marie
>>221387327Virgin found
>>221387272>>221386706>Marie mines for minerals
>>221386706sex gifs
>>221387327the worst part is that bitches that do know how to suck dick are definitely not the type of bitch you marry. Such is the suffering of the modern man
>>221387425it's better to teach a shy girl how to suck your dick for you.
>>221386706Someone got a webm of Sarah Gadon giving a handjob in one of her movies? It was very hot
>>221387449nta but that takes painful long months since you don't want to look super desperate AND you don't want her to feel like you majorly owe her
>>221387488shy girls love being trained to serve their man. just talk to them and punish them when they don't do it right
margaret qualley in the leftovers choking her bf while he jerks himself off is better than any tv handjob
>>221386706American's probably haven't seen it but Shameless UK. Frank's girlfriend helps a young policeman with his premature ejaculation and trains him to hold it in while she jerks him off with rubber gloves. It's extra hot because she's like a shy, mousy type woman.
>>221387547bitch has negative sex appeal, that femdom movie shouldve starred dakota johnson instead of her
>>221386706After a certain age those scenes become unrealistic plot holes because it's impossible to get a boner without viagra.
>>221387365>look at that, you're rock hard>THEY'RE MINERALS FFS!!!
>>221387631I can get an erection, the problem is busting a nut for some reason, I need a break from dick stimulation during it and go down on them etc before i can try again to cum
>>221387547I always thought it was funny that the showrunners showed a bunch of Jews this degenerate shit about teenagers jacking off to get the pilot approved, and the show never sinks to this level again and becomes kino forever after
>>221387327I don't see an appeal of a handjob, I can jerk myself off just fine.But yeah, women tend to apply to much force when sucking dick, I always have to tell them to be more delicate with my flower kek
>>221387518Cringe, you talk like a 15 years who do sex rp on discord
>>221388030tranny spotted
Kinoest of handjobs.
There is no possible way I could even get hard from a handjob
>>221388406gay spotted
>>221388424Couldn't from a guy either lol
>>221386706>>221387272
>>221387574i wouldn't say negative sex appeal. in the leftovers she was hot. she wasn't right for the dominatrix movie though. dakota johnson sounds like another bad choice too.
>>221387824Lindelof only makes slop for utter morons
>>221387327
>honest hard-working guy gets prime waifu Marie>scumbag murderous drug pusher gets bitch Skylartrue pottery
>>221388369This movie was creepy and vulgar. I don't know how they managed to pretend it's a run nostalghia film.
>>221388503its negativerich nepobaby with no personality and youll notice it in every single movie shes in, she just radiates virgin bookworm energydoesnt help shes lanky with no curves, but she knows this herself and got new tits
>>221386706Always thought Alex Borstein was kinda hot, so this Workaholics episode was just icing on that cake.
>>221386706Dream Scenario has a good one
>>221387327>woman lies there doing nothing mad mattress skills
>>221388617broke boi mad
>>221388758im mad shes in movies when we could have better looking and more talented actresses than her
>>221386706The Master has a nice one
>>221388617>movieso you haven't seen the leftovers, got it
>>221388672That's the third movie she has given a handjob on screen.
>>221388811i forgot about this. the pavlovian aspect is hot as fuck.
>handjobboring i can literally do this myselfcome back to me when hollywood dares finally to make a footjob scene
>>221388861This but unironically. Women give horrible handjobs, too, gripping my dick tight and pulling it like they're trying to start a lawn mower
>>221388811does it really feel that good to coom from a handy?
>>221388861>>221388876Yes but you can't give yourself a handjob that you don't want to give. There is something special about a woman looking at you in disgust while she wanks you off.
>>221388861>come back to me when hollywood dares finally to make a footjob sceneYou could do that yourself as well
>>221388888
I can’t even cum without watching porn and ssris have destroyed most of the feeling in my cock
>>221388894I don't do pilates you fag
>>221388513Wrong board, lindelof has produced the most loved shows on the board and always gives us memes.
>>221386706This one takes the cake
>>221388905I jerk off to cam girls
>>221388954kek, what about the people next to them?
getting a handjob is nice
>>221389075I wouldn't know
>>221388877No. Its more about the psychological effect imo. A girl giving you a hard hand job when you haven’t had any action in months or maybe even years is better than sex. There is a depraved and slightly submissive feeling to it that lasts for a long time. But the actual hand job is just whatever, like most blowjobs. But i have never felt good after getting a blowjob. It just feels like i own the girl a huge favor of some kind and I can’t really look them in the eyes until we’re even
>>221389130>But the actual hand job is just whatever, like most blowjobsWhy would anyone out themselves like this
>>221386706A lot of artsy indieslop have unsimulated handjob scene where the guys nuts on screen, but because it's in French and says "recipient for Palm D'or" it's considered art and not porn.I get tasteful nudity, but nutting on screen? Really?
There was a ww2 movie with that blonde Canadian actress that gets spammed hereHandjob kino
Why is the footjob so rare in media?
>>221390616kys
>>221387272I do this to my boyfriend
>>221390616footjobs are for psychos
>>221389075giving one is nice too
