It’s extremely watchable
>capeslopgrow up
>>221388382Cageslop
>>221388302I would have preferred a Cage Noir without the Spiderslop, but it was a fun watch anyway.
>>221388382>he says on 4chan
Cage, Chinese woman, Brendan Gleeson, yup it's kino
>>221388302Do I have to watch the coloured version of the black/white version?
>>221388302how woke is it?are there girlbosses or does he actually get to be a hero who resucues damsels and beat up bad guys?
>>221388631There's arguments for either one. People say the sets look better in greyscale. In the color version, you can tell everyone is wearing cheap suits and walking around plastic sets. But at the same time, the grayscale version isn't stylized, like Sin City. It's just greyscale.
>>221388652I've seen like 6 intensely anti woke people say they'd recommend it.
>>221388302Heard Cage is a cuck from a thread few days ago
>>221388302>changes author after every 2 episodes>it fizzles into absolute dogshit by the endwhy are they like this
>>221388652A main character is a female morbidly obese spic during the Great Depression in the 1930s, Black Cat is also played by an ugly chink, niggers are everywhere as background characters
>>221388626More like this is some unholy soup of amazing spiderman electro, cuck spiderman, racial swapped black cat, terrible green screen rooftop backgrounds, irobot tragic human hero backstory, obligatory last episode girlboss scene, all hard carried by nick cage performance because nobody else could act at all
>>221388302I detwst capeslop but like noir. Will I like it?
It would be comfy in the winter, dunno why they relesed it in the beginning of a arab summer
>>221388302Nic Cage being a fat old man makes it really jarring when his CGI version is swinging around and being thin and athletic
>>221388302I love it if only due to the fact Spider Noir has no problems with killing people, lying, doing underhanded shit etc.
>>221389006and yet hes an older spiderman and not too different from thomas wayne batman so whats the issue with that
>>221388743So it’s woke then
>>221388302Not really. The obese bitch that complained about never getting paid, during the epidemic, and kept talking like a "witty" gay LA script writer totally killed it, if they would just stop shitting up movies with all their fat gay nonsense maybe they could make some movie once in their stupid gay lives
>>221388786the core issue isn't those portrayals, its that its barely any different from iron man 2. electro person not whiplash electrofies a chain of web and the superhero is fried on the road, not! nick fury constantly checks up on an alcoholic hero, and his partner is a morbidly obese person that is not! happy. and as you said the character is played by a mandopop singer and she doen't sing any chinese and is seemingly just there for muh representation except its insulting representation.
>>221389044I saw enough DEI in the trailer alone to not touch this shit with a 10 foot poleTheir side has been using Spidey variations to PUSH THE MESSAGE for awhile now and we're fucking sick of it
>ugly chinkget your fuckin eyes tested retard
>>221389187>americans are blissfully unaware that this is as generic as it gets
>>221389220ugly does not equal generic retard
>>221389044What I here is that black characters exist, but they experience period appropriate racism. Like they're told to use the back entrance to restaurants and stuff. The show doesn't opine on this. It's just a part of the setting. That's why it's not really woke.>>221389156Pussy.
>>221389240you know what he really meant. shes run of the mill and aged, and they even acknowledge it in one scene where she says why don't you go with a younger actress than me then and they never really addressed why. so like you're the one who didn't even watch the series properly. its their choice and it didn't do the series wonders, the scriptwriters made a one and done act and literally put her on a bus which is a shame to be doing this to a character named cat.
I bet it was Cage who insisted on the "love interest" being Asian. That's the way he likes them.
>>221389247I'm tougher than you are.
>>221389366I once fucked a woman in the ass. You're nothing.
>>221389366>>221389417you're both posturing on 4chan. I think that that deletes any machismo you might have had
>>221388302What kind of Cage are we getting here?Wicker man Cage?Face-off Cage?Gone in 30 seconds Cage?
Boring dogshit schlopp
>>221388302Why does it have to be spiderman? Turns me off so I don't fucking care. I have capeshit fatigue.
>>221388302They fucked up releasing it all at once. People would still be talking about it if they only released an episode a week.
>>221390054Bogey Cage with a glimpses of Cagney Cage.
>>221390098I agree
>>221388743I've had it recommended to me by a couple pretty far left colleagues so forgive me if I am hesitant to give it my time.
>Gets cucked by Flint and loses the girl>Gets cucked by randoms with no powers and beat up>Gets cucked by his obese Latina ssistant and becoms a partner in his own practice
Did anyone else think he was going to take the cure but since it was made from him it would give him full spider-man strength, speed and sense?
wouldn't been cool noir kino if it didn't have a grandpa protagonist or any silly capeshit stuff.
>>221391067Yep I love Cage but he's way too old for this kinda shit now. It's insane how boomers like him and
>>221391285Cruise are still getting cast
>>221388302It's extremely boring.
>>221388302True of all Nick Cage movies
I watched it for Cage and liked it but the writing made no sense. I was very confused with how some of these characters behaved.
