Prince Baelor was the firstbornPrince Maekar sprang out lastDaemon was the bastard,So they kicked his bastard—Grass is green in summer,Green grass I adoreBut grass is red all overWhen you kill a rebel—Horses die in battleThis battle was the frontBlackfyre’s not a truebornHe came from the wrong—Country was in perilThe Anvil was a rockThe Hammer smashed the bastardWith his giant veiny— host of dornish spearmen
>>221388682aaargh
>>221387470Aren't they going to take them to Duskendale, which Criston is about to siege?
TAOOBA
>>221388682Daemon wasn't a bastard though, he was made during the hatesex between Baelor and Daena.
>>221388705i want him to taooooba someone or something in the next episode.
>book nerds (read: asoiaf wiki readers) rushing in to tell everyone under the sun how HOTD is a bad adaptation of fire and blood
>>221388702Did Duskendale flip? Could have sworn that it was Green territory before Rooks Rest.
Is Season 3 episode 1 sucking that hard
>>221388769
>>221388791'fraid so. and it's only downhill from here. apparently theres a concept episode where troonyra sulks and girl bosses the whole time from inside the red keep or some shit
>>221388812how?by ravens ?
>>221388775Crownlands flip like a weather vane to whoever comes with a dragon to their castles.
One of these days Rhaenyra is going to girl boss too close to the Sun(fyre)
grrm books are just medieval stories with toilet humour, this is what everyone is creaming themselves over? grrm describing in great detail someone shitting in the bushes?
>>221388682so viserys and dany past a point were wandering around like homeless and mostly penniless people? what did the eat? they were just wandering from place to place surviving like bums?
>>221387893Just get Elminster or even better some deity to turn you into a woman so it needs another god or a master wizard to revert.
>>221388682the life of dany and viserys yp to the day illyrio takes them in would be a great series if we did not leave in an era of degeneracy propaganda and this was written in detail.
>>221389193Depends how much they were able to realise from the sale of their mother's jewels and crown.
>tfw aegon 2 wins
I really liked the soundtrack of the recent ephttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80kzsO0g70s
>tfw Rhaenyra and Alicent become lesbian empresses of Essos
>>221389252not much then, Viserys probably being as shit at haggling as he was at everything else
>Ser Taooba poster, i charge you with bringing the mods justice to the shit-poster anon and all those who shared in his crimes. I denounce him and attaint him and strip him of his 4chan Pass, ban evasion methods and sentence him to permanent ban
>>221388682the kid is a great actor with a great voice. also seems to have fun playing the part
Dreadful in vengeance, righteous and glorious!
>>221389193The legacy of rhaenyra btw
>>221389455>legacy of rhaenyrawhat do you mean?
>>221389193Viserys whored himself.
>>221389498Sunset found her squatting in the grass, groaning
>>221389551that was varys
>>221389323do you think his voice will crack for season 2? seems like hes at that age. he's got good chemistry with peter
>>221388769You know it's wiki readers who haven't actually read it because they talk about F&B like it's an actual character-driven narrative and not just a collection of historical accounts
>>221389644he is a huge part of the show, i hope he will get better.
>>221389551he was not griffith from berserk
>>221388682is the crown dany and viserys end up selling the golden one that viserys wears in HOTD series, or another?
>>221389651>F&B like it's an actual character-driven narrative and not just a collection of historical accountsNo actually that's what midwit showfags say. The narrative of Fire & Blood is written by GRRM to be broadly credible unless the text specifically points out how the historical accounts disagree over something or lack enough information. Outside of those situations, the text is the narrative.
>>221386830>>221386312They fought the writers tooth and nails to have the few scenes they had together, if you watch the interview it's clear they felt defeated about it.
>>221389929iirc it was their mother's crown? So maybe it was something more feminine looking, like a tiara.
>>221390011Why does he feel so entitled to Aegon scenes when the show is about Rhaenyra?
cringe
>>221388682Do you guys think the show can actually become good?
>>221390805it's too late for that and it's only worse from hereenjoy the dragons
>>221390851enjoy Mess and Condomsuck them deeply
>>221390805Show is amazing.
>>221391245she is finely made but does not have the softness of a woman
>>221391245hunter schafer looking zesty!
Thoughts on Septas?
>>221390805even with the nigger casting, it restored a hell of a lot of goodwill to the asoiaf universe with the first season. then they threw almost everything away during the second season, but i still would have held on some enthusiasm if they just didnt slap those gods eye spoilers right in our faces.
>There will reportedly be a scene in the next episode where Daemon and Mysaria discuss whether Alicent’s offer is a trap, ultimately concluding that she must still have affection for Rhaenyra.Besties are back. Doors that way, you two.
Sex with Rhaenyra
The battle of the gods eye is gay and Reddit
>>221391918true
>>221389193Varys and Illyrio were going to use them to destabilize Westeros and plant a saviour king of their choosing on the throne. TV vary's luvs the ppl, simple as, book varys would let in a horde of dothraki raiders to pillage westeros so the dumb poor people go along with the new regime
>>221391245>Show is amazing.he/she said, when picrel shows the replacement of the eternally perfect monke
What's the point of trying to make Rhaenyra some powerful feminist symbol if she's just going to end up losing the war and getting eaten by her brother's dragon in front of her child?
>>221388682
>>221392078She’s gonna be selling oranges from a cart at the end.
>>221392078>powerful feminist symbolthese 3 words in one sentence is hilarity itself
Rayneara finna be angry than Rayna abandoned Jeffrey then got her other son Jason and his dragon killed
>gurm spergs out because of changes, especially excluding maelor from the story>maelor is in S3What the fuck was the point? Maelor in the books basically only existed to die during the riots and drive Helaena to suicide. I assume the same thing will happen in the show.
Happy birthday to Queen Emma.
i like house baratheon
>>221391864>trailtranny can't even get trial right
>>221392078>losing the war and getting eaten by her brother's dragon in front of her child?They'll manage to subvert that somehow, they'll also have powerful kween Baela and Moondancer fuck up Sunfyre hard enough that it chokes on Rhaenyra.
>>221380235preston will put out critical review episodes like this and then go 'the episode was a 8/10' lol
>>221392990No one should care about what that jew glowie says
Take the Prestonpill
>>221393006uh-oh stinky, this lad wouldnt do well on the battlefield
>>221393006he shit all over the episode
>>221392048Why did Varys and Illyrio marry Dany to Khal Drogo when their real guy was Aegon? faegon is obviously late stage retcon that fucking sucks
>>221393176They had enough of Viserys bumbling about and decided to get rid of them by sending them out to live with the Dothraki. When Drogo died and the dragons hatched they instead decided that she should be married to the mummer's dragon.
The kiss between Aemond and Alicent should have looked like this. There better be more momcest before the season ends
>>221393274I hope Aemond and Alys get hot femdom sex
>>221388682Is Melisandre alive in HotD?
>>221393274I want to do this to Alicent. That lucky guy.
>>221393006>when norfman passes you by
>>221388682egg is icsh
aaagghh
>>221393006this guy is going to serve face so hard this season ong
>>221394173Jaehaera is iclh
>>221394431yes she is
>>221393006ormund squire is icsh
I don't even care what your pedo phrase means any more.
>>221393529Instead of using blood magic to impregnate herself with chud homunculus Maegor, Visenya should have made herself immortal like the red priests, burned down the Starry Sept and ruled Westeros as a mommy god-queen.
>>221394602>f immortal like the red priestslong lived an covered by glamours, they are not mumm-ra
>>221394645The red priests are strong and fit when the magic holds, the Undying are the ones corpsemaxxing with illusions.
Gurrm is icsh
>>221395023lol old and fat is definitely not icsh
Who's Gurm's self-insert?
>>221393274Only thing which could save this season
Explain what icsh means or I'll kill myself!
Give it to me straight, bros. will we finally see the dragonpit this season? will I finally be able to witness the great seething of our time? I want to watch that reddit bar melt down while all the heckin dragorinos get their skulls cleaved open by peasants chanting religious verses.Also, as a sidenote. Why do so many leftist socialist/commie types identify so hard with Targs and dragonriders? they are aware that they are literally rooting for the oppressive authoritarian rulers that keep the peasants in line with fear of being burned to a crisp, right?
>>221395141The grass in adwd dany chapter 10
>>221395315>they are aware that they are literally rooting for the oppressive authoritarian rulers that keep the peasants in line with fear of being burned to a crisp, right?Ummmm you are aware it’s fiction sweety? Like I love being fake raped but I that doesn’t mean I love being for real raped chud! You like Aegon? Rapist peice of shit…
Honestly I had more fun in these threads while akotsk was airing.
>>221393006preston knows the source material more than george himself
>>221393274
>>221395290please don't kys we need you
>>221395454>I had more fun in the general for the show thats fun and good than than the one that’s boring and lame Ummmm ya! That tracks!
>>221395526Concession accepted
>>221393274Wait, what? they are doing momcest now? I thought the writers were going full sapphic fanfiction and having Alicent and Rhaenyra lezout and fake their deaths so they can become wandering wine aunts in essos at the end of the series? are these writers just repurposing smut from AO3 now?
>>221395315The religious zeal of Andal peasantry was given its ultimate expression when the anti-Targaryen smallfolk of the Reach lined up in their hundreds to give their wives and daughters to be impregnated by Septon Moon and then painted his cock in their shields. Your choice is between lesbian dragon queens and a NTR theocracy of the seven, Westerosi man.
>>221395456The source material is whatever george, linda and elio want.
>>221392078>show wants the females as powerful feminist symbols>proceeds to make all the female characters idiots>including a mother like Haelena not caring for her own son's death, and then Alicent outright betraying her children to let them dieI think the main showrunner is actually a misogynist chud who hates his mother.
>>221393274Incinerate e v e r y AI jeet in existence.Then use their ashes to fertilize a patch of land somewhere and plant an apple orchard on it.Then sell the apples that grew out of the AI-jeet fertilized soil, and people will remark how delicious the apples that grew out of the flesh of AI-jeets taste, while being none the wiser.
>>221392078it's basically kamalacore - it was her turn, then she was robbed of it
All Targs born after the dance are filthy mutts descended by mixing their proud Valyrian genes with Dornish scum.
>>221395290"I'm a disgusting pedo who should rope"
>>221388705hopefully next ep cold opens with him awkwardly fucking his mom on his dad's bed.
>>221395315Targfags are women who channel the whore of Babylon. It is known.
>>221395958Part of me hopes Aemond gets the same mom fucking dream that Daemon got but instead of being disgusted Aemond goes full hog which tells Alys he's the pervert she'd been looking for.
>>221395315>dragorinos get their skulls cleaved open by peasants chanting religious versesBasedCRUX SACRA SIT MIHI LUXNON DRACO SIT MIHI DUX
>>221395315>Why do so many leftist socialist [...] identify so hard with Targs and dragonridersmaybe they want universal free healthcare and education mainly funded by taxing the rich, I don't know
>>221395454>otto hightower kek that one got me kek lol desu
>>221392765If they don't do Maelor then what's going to drive Helanea to suicide?
>>221396099storming the dragonpit will be dark screen + occasional flash and sound effects and a cut to the aftermath of dead dragons
>claim to be a dynasty based on incest >literally intermarry more than once Never trust a Targ.
Would Sansa been of much help to Cregan Stark during the dance of the dragons?
>>221396207Already discussed >>221395857
>>221395315>Why do so many leftist socialist/commie types identify so hard with Targs and dragonriders?Retarded commie larpers always picture themselves as the enlightened ruling class where they can do whatever they want and not the oppressed 17-hour day coal miner they would actually end up being.
>>221396131Did I miss the Targaryen healthcare policy? Were they planning to tax Highgarden to give free health care to Flea Bottom?
>>221396256Last I heard targs weren't "leftist socialist".
>>221393529
>>221396242>every single one of them wants a primary job of teaching some bullshit Are they really that naive?
>>221396267The Faith Militant was unironically far more left-collectivist, the Seven owned your money and Septon Moon owned your wife.
>>221396163Fixed.
a knight of the seven kingdoms was fucking shit and i am sick and tired of pretending it wasn't
>>221396242"leftist commune" =! communism>>221396295they are most resembling a schizo religious mob committing random violence to appease the gods (as a pretext, mostly just a random mob that's mad they're poor) to me, such as the increased pogroms after the black death mixed with a cult of personality, blind obedience to the sparrow. i still wouldnt categorize them as a political group.
>>221396295Leftists: eat the rich! Power to the people Also leftists when they get their wish: I hate the high sparrow mirri max duur and the Shepard more than anything in the world
>>221396450>when they get their wishthis never happened
>>221388705Are you the taooba guy or did you just pick up his mantle?
>>221396450The Faith Militant leaders get gayer over the centuries. Septon Moon would have fucked Cersei, not slutwalked him.
>>221396540*her/they
>>221394602afaik red priestshood have nothing to do with it, just find some wacky mage in asshai to teach you and sell you the necklace
>>221396163Aenys was not the son of Aegon, he was a bastard.
>>221393274Someone send this to Condal
>>221396617Yeah I know the really supernatural stuff they do is all blood magic, which is what Visenya was supposed to be dabbling with. Looks like Planetos has really just two magic systems i.e variants of blood magic and greenseering.
>>221396761speaking of greenseers. What are they doing on the island this whole time besides just getting zonked on mushrooms
>>221395315Leftists are evil satan worshippers. They love the Targaryens because they are Lucifer: beautiful and terrible pale fallen angels with dragons to burn any opposition and whose enemy is the Christianity coded faction. It doesn’t matter that they are facist and white supremacist and Nazi, all these things they claim to hate, the temptation of submitting before the devil is too great for them
>>221396495If the seven pointed star was a pentagram you would think different
>>221396838Trvke that levelled Hardhome.
>>221390805>WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE ME DO?!?>Stay inside. We can't risk the safety of the queen by letting her go into a war zone.>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! NO!!! LET ME OUT!!!
>>221396302>>221396163>Jamie Lannister is rumored to be the fatherlmao
>>221392880I never saw the appeal.
>Think Rhaenyra is going to try and make a rope ladder or something when she cuts up her dresses>Nobody she's just having a tantrum akin to a teenage girl being grounded>Tries to ape off Queen Elizabeth I right after If there's any historical figure Rhaenyra is actually like it's fucking Mary Queen of Scots.
>>221395562To fully self-actualize as free lesbians Rhaenyra and Alicent must first transgress against the other norms and fuck their sons.
How do you write Rhaenyra losing the throne if she’s going to be a fair, just and compassionate queen? How’d you pull that off?
>>221396994>>221392078I am very sceptical they'll end the show like that. People meme that it will end with Rhaenyra and Alicent secretly fleeing to Essos and live there as lesbians, which I don't think is impossible. If they really keep her dying, then they'll twist the ending to be unrecognizible. Some kind of patriarchical betrayal at the eleventh hour.
>Try to make Rhaenyra look better by putting her worst actions on other people>Just end up making her look weak willed and ineffective as a ruler because none of her own side championing her cause listens to her
Why did season 1 set up Alicent as fervent in defense of her family, and now she wants to let them die?Did she ever even acknowledge that her grandson was beheaded by Rhaenyra's people?
>>221397375Blood & Cheese was just Daemon being a chud and going rogue.
>>221397375Yes yes, Daemon killed a child and everyone thinks Rhaenyra did it anon, but have you stopped to consider THE RATCATCHERS!?
>>221397427Rats taking over King's Landing is a far greater problem than some kid, those die all the time when they get dysentry or something anyway.
>>221396302Fixed.
>>221397395lmao
>>221394173luke is icsh
Daemon will not die at the god's eye. He survives, travels to dragonstone and claims cannibal. Then fucks off to Skagos. I don't know why the fuck he would do that, but I believe it to be true.
>>221397913dragon is sexy hot i want to french kiss that snout
>>221398206Vhagar has seen some shit
.
>>221397913>Y-you're cute
>>221390805It was great in the first season. But all the problems they seeded in the first two seasons, mostly the second, are now completely destroying it. These TV writer hacks have painted themselves into nothing but corners. It's not going to get better. It's going to get much worse.>>221391509>>221395800I kinda like that they're making her look like an irredeemable, irresponsible retard more and more now. But I fear the writers aren't actually intending us to think that about her.
>>221397375She's not in the book at all. Everything about her in this series is basically complete nonsense shoved in because they wanted another strong wamen on the green side.
Chances for brothel queens?
>>221398579As written? 0%Some very watered-down version where Alicent becomes Rhaenyra's servant? 50-50
>>221398579If they did it would be one of her male council members doing and then rhaenyra would be like “noooo rape is bad”
>>221398595Alicent technically stays in a brothel because she and Rhaenyra are using a private room in one as a hideout for their lesbian trysts.
>Where would you have me poo?
>>221397294>commoners are sexist any misogynists and don't know what's good for themEZPZ
>>221397294NOOOOOOO DONT LOCK ME IN A ROOM AND RAISE THE TAXES, THINK ABOUT THE RATCATCHERS NOOOOOOOO
>>221398731Already discussed. See >>221395857
>>221395857
So funny when AIjeet gets mad and won't even get a (You) unless it's to make fun of them. It won't even get the attention it craves KEK.
>>221388810I read all the books after season 1 because I didn't want to wait until season 2. I enjoyed them but it made me a hate watcher from there on out. It also made me a Stannis fag.
@221398965
Twas American politics killed the dragon
>>221398951>>221399110https://www.reddit.com/r/aivideo/s/8YJqNRlA2u
I'm starting to think that this whole franchise is just not for me. I really enjoyed the first few seasons of GoT. I really enjoyed the first season of HotD. I really enjoyed the first half of AKotSK season 1 and the second half was only merely fine. But man, it just seems like no matter what, everything that starts well is going to turn to shit. What's even the point in starting any of these shows? They all end in disappointment and misery. The world is pretty cool but GRRM's never going to finish anything and the TV adaptations are really just crap.
Do you think the AIjeets realize the only interaction they get is either hate, or anger towards people who hate them?
>>221389193>if viserys had literally sat on his ass for another few months, he could have easily taken the thronehe would have swept Westeros easily by marrying Dany to the Tyrells and fulfilling the contract to marry Arianne. GRRM retcons make Doran look even more retarded for letting the Targs live like bums for years instead of preparing them. The more you look into the story the more holes you find in it, GRRM is a hack>>221390805too far off the rails at this point, all the changes have way too much downstream impact. All they can do is go for spectacle with CGI dragon fights to keep people interested, the story aspect is ded>>221392078they'll somehow tie her death to being the reason all the dragons die out as divine punishment or something>>221394602>visenya keeps control by femdomming every future great lord when they are young so they never think of rebelling, like she did with the Arryn kidkino>>221396207as an advisor she's a fucking retard, her only value would be in whoring her off for some marriage alliance post war. She's a net negative for the Starks in both the books and show. People forget that if it wasn't for Sansa, at the very least her and Arya don't end up as hostages because she warned Cersei. And if they aren't hostages, Ned never gives a false confession. End result would have been Ned being traded for Jaime
>>221396163>claim to be a dynasty based on incesAMATEURS
*and some guy multi replying to 12hr+ old posts probably thinks the site is reddit
>>221396528I'm not the Original just playing tribute. I think there have been around 2 other anons before who've taken up the mantle before but haven't been able to carry the weight. One of them was also Taooba and Dr Grant at the same time which would be too much for anyone to handle.
>>221399339AMATEURS
>>221399444i posted taooba in the past and im not ashamed to admit that it was too much pressure. imagine the balls on the original taooba poster
I didn’t post the very first original taooba post but I liked it so much that I stole it as a ritual post for that first year of house of the dragon and then didn’t have the dedication to continue after season 2 was bad and another guy picked it up
DON'T DRINK THE WILDFIRE AERION!
I am Taooba
shut the fuck up
>>221388727it seems we have run out of taooba, sire
>>221390805>Do you guys think the show can actually become good?yes once rhaenery dies
show could have been an easy 9/10 if they followed books closer. Imagine a fat and entitled Rhaenyra who killed her first husband ending up having her sons die then getting fed to a dragon. would have been kino. Instead she is whitewashed as fuck, even has a chosen one prophecy going for her.
>>221399953>SO GET MORE!
>>221396147>suicidei thought she ends up as a whore in a brothel along with alicent, i've been looking forward to that for years
>>221393274a toast to mommies pretty apple cider vinegar smelling feet
My prediction for the end of HotD:Rhaenyra and Alicent will fake their deaths and flee to Essos to secretly live out their lives as lesbian lovers. On the ship they'll lament that their sons created all these wars and suffering, and they both wish they never gave birth to them. The End.
>The false king and the whore queen shall be cast down with all their works, and their demon beasts shall perish from the earth.
>When the dragons come, your flesh will burn and blister and turn to ash. Your wives will dance in gowns of fire, shrieking as they burn, lewd and naked underneath the flames. And you shall see your little children weeping, weeping till their eyes do melt and slide like jelly down their faces, till their pink flesh falls black and crackling from their bones. The Stranger comes, he comes, he comes, to scourge us for our sins. Prayers cannot stay his wroth, no more than tears can quench the flame of dragons. Only blood can do that. Your blood, my blood, their blood. There the demons dwell, up there. Fire and blood, blood and fire. This is their city. If you would make it yours, first you must destroy them. If you would cleanse yourself of sin, first must you bathe in dragon’s blood. For only blood can quench the fires of hell.
>>221400037The dueling narrators from the books all had a different take on what happened.That's part of it according to Mushroom(Black bias) that she committed seppuku after she discovered she was pregnant in the aftermath of Brothel Queens.The Septon (Green bias) claimed she did it after Mysaria told her about what happened to Maelor her youngest son and how he diedThe Maester (mostly neutral bias) thought she got pushed by someone but isn't sure why she got pushed or by whom.
>>221393529By all rights she should be.
I'm surprised they never showed Aegon fucking an uninterested Helaena like they showed Viserys fucking Alicent.
>>221400167Woah, the Shepard chose me to lead the revolution? I’ll do it. I’ll go to bat for you Shepard!
>>221400138I will sign off on this ending, so long as they are ambushed by a fleet of fishing ships with balistas that shoot lazer beams
>>221395456>>221395727The retard kept insisting that the setting is science fiction post-apocalypse, even when GRRM directly denied it multiple times.
The only good thing about Preston is he admits dany will go mad and die, as much as it pains his faggot leftist heart
>>221400839So he's the retard pushing that bullshit about Planetos being some colony and dragons being DNA tech?He's even more of an arrogant kike than I thought, these people know no shame, they always think they know better than the creator and want to take their creation and make it their own.
>>221400901>So he's the retard pushing that bullshit about Planetos being some colony and dragons being DNA tech?Yes, and that there's no fantasy, only telepathy and telekinesis.
>>221400839>the setting is science fiction post-apocalypseSo many fantasy series do this twist that at this point it's a given.
>>221400279would the show be better if they did it rashomon style and had different point of views showing what happened according to their biases?
>>221401152I'd watch it
>>221400652I'm surprised they never showed Rhaenyra fucking an uninterested Laenor with large black cock in full view
>>221400009Yeah, this show actually makes me sympathize with GRRM, and think he's actually right about things. I don't like it.
>new episode almost a week ago>0 interest in watchingIs the show sucking balls or am I depressed? The Agency also released a week ago and I binged the entire season throughout the week, but still no interest to watch HOTD
>>221401152would require far too much skill sadly
>>221401279It’s a very bad show
>>221401279Viewership has fallen off quite a bit since last season. I'm only still watching because I'm a completionist and have a sort of morbid curiosity about how much they'll fuck it up by the end. Season 2 basically killed my interest, so I'm now I'm kind of just watching so I'll be in the loop on how bad it is. This disaster obviously won't have the same level of cultural relevance as GoT's disastrous final seasons, but it's another layer in the incompetence saga and I'm entertained by the commentary on it.Anyway, this first episode of the third season was pretty bad. Some good stuff in there, but precious little and far between. So much time-wasting, and blue balls. The hyped up battle that was supposed to be at the end of last season was mostly skipped over even in this, so they could show some retard nobody's ever bothered to learn the name of be a retard repeatedly in some generic foggy hills, because they thought it would be cool if said retard caused all the problems at the end when they finally showed a small bit of fighting.I'm pretty sure they just couldn't afford to make HotD a good story. So really, they never should have even tried to make it.
>>221401414>and I'm entertained by the commentary on it.I guess these threads truly made the show bearable. Maybe if I start shitsposting the show will turn good lol>>221401389It's truly over
>>221401268GRRM's the greedy fat fuck that sold the rights to his books without any creative oversight in exchange for more money from HBO. He's got nobody to blame but himself
>>221401704As if GRRM gives a fuck about creative oversight. The loser promised a hundred times to put out the next books and they would have adapted them plenty faithfully. Instead he just never put any out, made excuses, while continuing to non-stop eat and get fatter. He didn't care that they'd have to make up bullshit to finish all the character stories and kill people off in retarded ways since GRRM left them with nothing to adapt. He deserves to be humiliated even further with this show.
>>221401620>Maybe if I start shitsposting the show will turn good lolI don't think that's worked for the guys on /from/...
>>221401844>He deserves to be humiliated even further with this show.Indeed and what's worse, he actually worked in the tv industry for a while and knew full well how Hollywood operates.Meanwhile, "Walking Dead" author Robert Kirkman was a literal who yet was smart enough to ensure he had some control of the tv show adaption of his comic, to the point he got the first showrunner shitcanned when he wanted to take the story in a different (and retarded) direction.
>this is no longer my story George, stop acting like you aren’t at the whim of the mob, too scared to commit to your instinct. You don’t have a story. You’re a bullshit artist gardener playing to a crowd. You even admitted you are open to changing sansas fate because of what the show did. You aren’t confident in your writing ability, you are full of insecurity and you want people to love you. That’s why you can’t kill dany and finish your work
Will Rhaenyra blame Rhaena for Jace's death or will it barely be acknowledged?
>>221401996Apparently Sheepstealah takes her back to the Vale, so Rhaenyra doesn't find, yet.
>>221402114Gd does this dragon teleport or someth? That is hundreds of miles away.
>>221402138Aemond was able to fly from Kingslanding to Dragonstone in 30 minutes tops. The voice would be no problem as a dragon flys
>>221401855Grim. I will wait a few episodes then
>>221401996She’ll blame her for “tension and drama” but it will be a neutered resentment that bores everyone and doesn’t matter
>>221402138It's not really that far from Dragonstone, they'd just have to cross Cracklaw Point and the Bay of Crabs and they'd be right in the Vale. It's actually closer than KL.
I have not watched season 3, and I have no intention of doing so. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llyiQ4I-mcQ&list=RDllyiQ4I-mcQ&start_radio=1
>>221401996>Will Rhaenyra blame Rhaena for Jace's deathI wonder if Rhaenyra will be mad at Rhaena for ABANDONING HER CHILDREN SO SHE COULD GO CHASE SOME DRAGON
>>221402138>Gdpiss off kike
I DON'T KNOW IF "ISCH" IS BAD OR GOOD AND EVERYONE LABELLED THAT IN THESE THREADS HAS HAD DETRACTORS AND DEFENDERS SO THERE ARE NO CONTEXT CLUES!
>>221402490lukebro is isch
>>221402513>>221402513do you like him or dislike him?
>>221402490Jaehaera is iclh
>>221402562I'm still not sure
>>221401844Fun fact, the day season 3 of HotD released, it had been exactly the same number of days since his last book in the main series as it took him to write and release all the books in the main series he's released.
>>221402747yeah, but to be fair, House of the Dragon is a huge piece of shit. It's much easier to produce three really shitty things than one good thing. If anything, it's a testament to how efficient he used to be.
>should i write a few pages today? or mayhaps have a second dinner and then take a nap... yes, that would be for the bestwhy is he like this
How do you go from this...
>>221401620It won't turn good, but at least you'll be able to shit on it with everyone else suffering through these retarded women.The show was at its best with Paddy Considine, Rhys Ifans, and Matt Smith. All of them have been killed or put on ice so that strong female characters can get the focus. Ewan Mitchell was good too, but this season they are turning him into a pathetic loser who makes out with his mom, so he's not saving anything. Fabien Frankel's character was a whiny little bitch but after Rook's Rest he's actually kinda been based, so I dunno, maybe he'll drop a few more good lines before he's burned alive like everyone else because of these stupid fucking women.
>>221388682Im so tired of fecal humour in the 2020s.
>>221402841to this
>>221402174Those two locations are actually very close. That can't be said about the Vale.>>221402444I might like Rhaenyra a bit again if she sends the three bastards and their dragons to execute her and her stupid dragon. But who really knows. They're so far off book with this shit, anything could happen.>>221402553I think he was right about everything. He was a prophet that they did not understand. They killed him out of fear of what they did not understand.
>>221402851So they are doubling down on the "warring queens"? Fucking hell, man
>>221402490it sounds like some tranny shit desu senpaipay no attention to it
>>221397809season 1 bran is icsh
>MY BOY
>>221402841Daariobros...not like this...
>>221402820>You've already had second dinner, George.>but what about Supper? Evening tea? 11pmsies? Bedtime dessert? Midnight snack? You know about those right?
>>221402986Man, you don't even want to know the bullshit Alicent is doing, and apparently just getting away with because everyone else is suddenly retarded. Rhaenyra got locked in her bedroom and had a temper tantrum however, and everyone trapped in the room with her facepalmed over it. That was (unintentionally?) funny, although I really would have preferred that runtime be spent on the actual fucking battle that had all the male characters in it, and we barely got to see because they just aren't willing to spend the money to put these battles on screen.
He comes....
>>221403796lmao At least the threads must have been fun. I'll check the catalog tomorrow, but what a load of shit. Their incessant pandering to the retards screaming yas queen slay will make have this show cancelled lol
sea snakes? more like the sea fakes.
>>221400901>So he's the retard pushing that bullshit about Planetos being some colony and dragons being DNA tech?No, that's me and I'm right.
Book fags, should I read the series knowing it has no ending? How about George RR Martin's spin-offs?
poppa bear?
>>221404240Synnibarr did it first and better
>>221404259I think the Dunk stories are probably the only part of this world worth reading/watching.
>>221393529Why didn't she just send a shadow baby to kill the night king?
>>221400138This, but Rhaenyra faking he own death will be after Sunfyre shats her whole and undigested
>>221402490We love shotas here
>>221404585I JUST LEFT /nikg/ TO POST HERE FOR A BIT, FUCK OFF
>>221404665Respect and enjoy the peace
>>221400138>On the ship they'll lament that their sons created all these wars and suffering, and they both wish they never gave birth to themIt would be very Rhaenyra to say that she wasn't the cause of this war.Screencap that Anon, his words shall be true.
>>221400839>>221400901its not science fiction post-apocalyptic, Preston is retarded, but the world of ASOIAF (which is literally called Earth, not Planetos, at least according to the High Septon's official title) definitely is in some sort of post-apocalyptic time, either from The Breaking or the much more recent Doom of Valyria. various swaths of the planet have been rendered pretty much uninhabitable.. Valyria, the areas around Asshai, Sothoryos which is basically a giant out of control gigahostile ecosystem, and coming soon the Others. basically the world has been rocked by one catastrophic event after the next due mainly to uncontrolled magic
>>221404714Isn't there a lot of weird stuff in Westeros too? Some unexplainable materials and the like? Not saying that makes it scifi. But definitely there was more advanced civilizations before the "current" era.
>>221404714Is this idea that it's a post apocalyptic world something made real by George or fans reading too deep into the world instead of Geroge wanting to grimderp a medieval setting?
>>221400009>just follow the source material its easy!do any of you realize the source material is just 90% rambling aimlessly? it would be the most garbage tv show imaginable.
Vhagar? More like Baegar
>>221390805Show is only watchable because of Aegon and sometimes Darcy being cute like that.Mostly Aegon though.
>>221402444
>>221400839>>221400901>>221404768>>221404714Reminder that Planetos is one of the 1000 Worlds. The Weirwoods are the Hrangans. The comet is a Volcryn. The epilog of TWoW will have Haviland Tuf arriving in orbit.
>>221405494Cooling tower walls are thin.
>>221405504Was the Colossus of Rhodes a mecha?
>>221405534Does Grrm know that?>>221405574Yes, build by the Atlanteans.
i love reposting twitter memes
>every relationship is interracial or incestExcept the Freys I guess. Is it even possible to have two blonde people actually love each other on TV anymore?
>>221405875>the Freysthey look as if they are the product of such endogamy that almost every relationship is incest despite not being recognized as such
>>221405832Then why didn't you post one?
dead general
POPPA BEAR!
reviews say the opening of E2 will be the best part. what will happen?
So do we think there's going to be more battle in episode 2, or are they going to just do a time skip and deal with fallout the whole time in lots of boring, annoying conversations and queenly temper tantrums?
>>221406337because we must post, not repost.ser criston has already posted, why haven't you?
>>221388682episode 2 is today June 28, 2026
>>221406396>what will happen?Baela will get her tits out for Jace's funeralIts a Velaryon thing
>>221406459Eeww. Why?
>>221406454In how many hours, minutes and sec- sorry, in how many dragons, wolves and stags is that? And how long until the Ironborn and Triarchy alliance has it in the open seas?
>>22140650717 hours and 29 minutes.
>>221406487Well you see anon i dont have low levels of testosterone so i like black tits
>>221406534Thanks
>>221392765>GRRM sperging out workedMaybe he should sperg out about how he hasn't finished the books yet?
>>221400279>The Maester (mostly neutral bias)The IP of this poster geolocates to the Hightower
>supporting Aegon and the greens because he's the rightful heir and firstborn sonwack>supporting Aegon and the greens because they're less targ than team blackreal shit. The Dance was a huge win for the greens and the realm in general because it disarmed the targs (israel) of their nukes.
>>221406784Retard the (((Hightowers))) and (((Maesters))) are Israel
>>221406796>foreign half reptile half demon race that commands flying fire breathing demons>high levels of nepotism>incest>not israel
>>221406784>>221406806El Basado
>>221406806>foreign half reptile half demon race that commands flying fire breathing demonsI'll give you this one>high levels of nepotismLike the Citadel, anon?>incestHow do you think the Hightowers have somehow maintained their own Valyrian-esque look over thousands of years?Plus as shown in Dany's last chapter, Targs are jeets
>>221404768because george was writing sci-fi stories early in his career and there are some influences from them in asoiaf. and because theorycrafting is so popular in the fandom some have use sci-fi to explain the weird magic in westeros>the wall - a giant refrigerator structure>the long night - nuclear winter>the others - descendants of scientists that used genetic engineering on themselves>uneven seasons - the sun is surrounded by a malfunctioning dyson sphere
>>221406828>Like the Citadel, anon?anyone can join the citadel.You can only be a targ by blood, even if you marry into the family, you're not counted as one (curious almost like the jewish tribe)>How do you think the Hightowers have somehow maintained their own Valyrian-esque look over thousands of years?there's literally 0 mention of the hightowers doing incest. How did the baratheons maintain their signature black hair and blue eyes?
>>221406831You forgot>Storm's End - A preserved nuclear power plant
>>221406853>anyone can join the citadel.And yet only (((certain))) people become Archmaesters>You can only be a targ by blood, even if you marry into the family, you're not counted as one (curious almost like the jewish tribe)That's any family or ethnicity retard>there's literally 0 mention of the hightowers doing incest. How did the baratheons maintain their signature black hair and blue eyes?Because black hair and blue eyes are dominant canonically, Valyrian traits (which the Daynes and Hightowers also have) explicitly aren't. So what do you think the whole thing about Leyton Hightower sequestrating himself with his daughter is meant to imply?
>>221406853>You can only be a targ by blood, even if you marry into the family, you're not counted as one (curious almost like the jewish tribe)You can only be ANY race by blood, you fucking crypto-kike. Marrying into a white family makes you no whiter than a pig born in a stable is now a horse.
>>221388682valyrians and targaryens are meant to be evil white people atlantean analoguesthere is the iron bank and other such institutions/factions for other roles
>>221406901>there is the iron bank and other such institutions/factions for other rolesSuch as the (((Citadel)))
You tards, the actual Jews of ASOIAF are the Ironborn>worship only one god and are this god's chosen people>cultural identity distinct from their neighbours and maintained despite multiple attempts to wipe them out>all they earn must be stolen or cheated from non-Ironborn>it is demeaning to make them do work, their non-Ironborn slaves are for that
>>221406920that is the library of alexandria analogue, its not some exclusive ethnoreligious group
>>221406955>Ironbornlovecraftian viking raiders, sea-worthy and more like a sea people aegean raider/viking etc mix than anything like you suggestIron bank yes; but ironborn not even as a joke
>>221406974Refute my points then kike
Ironborn are the niggers of westeros
>>221406987get stuffed buddy, you come here writing that a sea people that is viking raiders and linked with lovecraft are jew/israel analoguesyou are a retard, vanish from reality itself.Ironborn are not even rich, not do they have banks.
>>221406883>And yet only (((certain))) people become Archmaestersits an elite position so of course not everyone will become one, but its accessable to anyone willing to put in the work>That's any family or ethnicity retardsuure bud, but you dont get access to the dragon magic (nepotism, banking connections and inner tribe interest rates on loans) by marrying into it.>Because black hair and blue eyes are dominant canonicallyif that were true, most of Neds children wouldnt be redheads. GRRM makes it a point that features play a big role in determining parentage and dont work like genetics do in real life.Alicent's mothers hair is dark brown but its hinted that alicent herself has the silver/blonde hair. >So what do you think the whole thing about Leyton Hightower sequestrating himself with his daughter is meant to imply?you tell me, what cope did you come up in your head with?
>>221406974ironborn are the somalis
>>221407011If you're just going to sperg out then fuck off>>221407027>if that were true, most of Neds children wouldnt be redheads. GRRM makes it a point that features play a big role in determining parentage and dont work like genetics do in real life.>Alicent's mothers hair is dark brown but its hinted that alicent herself has the silver/blonde hair.White/pale silver-gold hair is explicitly recessive according to GRRM. Cope, your Hightower kikes are fucking their siblings
Why did valyrians do sibling incest but never momcest? Is it too powerful?
>>221407027Why would I read what you've posted when you already outed yourself by unironically making the "a jeet is just as British as an Englishman" argument here >>221406853Fuck off crypto-kike
>>221407058Because parent-child incest is the (((Hightower))) thing
>>221407059bro is fighting windmills in his head, I never said any of that>>221407043>White/pale silver-gold hair is explicitly recessive according to GRRM. Cope, your Hightower kikes are fucking their siblingsgive me the text sweetheart then. The only times we see the silver hair being recessive is when baratheons are involved
>>221407079>bro is fighting windmills in his head, I never said any of that>You can only be a targ by blood, even if you marry into the family, you're not counted as one (curious almost like the jewish tribe)
>>221407094Yeah, you dont get any of the benefits, you're still counted as an outsiderno dragon powersno propheciesnothingits an alegory to how the jews dont see you as one of their own even if you have a jewish wife/husband and even if you have kids with them.
>>221407079>The only times we see the silver hair being recessive is when baratheons are involved>Who is Baelor Breakspear
>>221407110This is literally every ethnic group you ESL hasbara retard
>>221407027>Alicent's mothers hair is dark brown but its hinted that alicent herself has the silver/blonde hair.Alicent is dark haired it's in the illustrations
>>221407119congrats you found one>>221407137No it isnt. Jews are very distinct in this. They'll even stage a funeral for you if you decide to leave the tribe basically counting you as dead
>>221407143Jaehaerys confused her for his daughter due to how similar they looked, thus she canonically has silver hair as text > illustrations
>>221407143her hair color is never mentioned in the book. The illustrations portray her with brown hair but all the context clues in the book point to silver or blonde hair with old fuck jace confusing her for his daughter
>>221407157>congrats you found one>The only times we see the silver hair being recessive is when baratheons are involved
>>221407172explain rhagars son then
bear poppa ...
>>221407165people need to stop with this meme, the guy was dying and hallucinating he would have said that about any woman
>>221407205Retard you do understand how recessive traits work, right?Elia also has Targ ancestry (it's the entire reason Aerys married her to Rhaegar), hence why Aegon could have his recessive silver hair while Rhaenys had the Martell look like other Targ-Martell offspring.
no reading that long argument i just saw something about jews and know its a schizo lol
>>221407297Actually it was two schizos, both arguing the other guy is the Jew
>>221407297OY VEY SHUT IT DOWN
>-ACK!
>>221388682What was point of showing a green man?Why weren't dragon seeds in the battle of gullet like in the book?Aemond is told Rhaenyra is coming to King's Landing and Alicent talks him into fleeing, the same guy who is cocky and non-coward? When in the book he left to reclaim Harrenhal without knowing King's Landing is going to be attacked.What the fuck are writer's doing? They basically a loose outline and they can't even stuck to it
>>221388682Anyone is making a new bread?
>>221407896nah, this is it, the end of /got/hotd/dunk/
>>221406784>>221406806>The Dance was a huge win for the greens and the realm in general because it disarmed the targs (israel) of their nukes.The Targs are a metaphor for the Steppe Yamnaya peoples, who conquered Europe. A clean sweap, impose their own genetics, blonde hair, light eyes, controlling living beings that allow them to move faster...
>>221408059>impose their own genetics, blonde hair, light eyesSince when are all Westerosi now silver haired and purple eyed?
>>221407896Here >>221408111
