>I'M NOT OPENING UP ANOTHER MUTHAFUCKIN DOOR
BITCH MOVE
THIS IS THE REMIX EDITIONOF A SONG ABOUT PISSIN'
>>221389593Film name?
>>221390345The Room
>>221389593I opened up another motherfucking door. There was a squirrel. I axed if it was a talking squirrel. He said no.
>>221389593THIS NEXT PART'S REALLY TWISTED...
the madtv parody of this has been living rent free in my mind for decades
>>221389593Damn shame they caught him, I was looking forward to more chapters>>221390345Trapped In The Closet by R Kelly. It's a musical with many chapters adding up to like 3 hours and it's pure kino. R Kelly does all of the voices too.You used to be able to watch it all for free on YouTube, idk if it's still there but you should definitely watch it. I want to rewatch it now.
>Do you have your passport?>Did you get your shots?>GUUURL would you like to come back home with me?>To America?what did he mean by this?
>>221389701SHE MOVED
>>221390505Squirrel told me he was my father.I said Dad?He said son.I gave my dad some nuts, no homo.We drove to a pet shop. I bought my dad a mink coats made out of pussy hair. Real cats. He said now let's sell something. I said what he said you.
>>221389593AYO SHUT DAT DOOR
>>221390523>>221390345First 12 chapters:https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pb7ot4NQ3sQ&pp=0gcJCUECo7VqN5tDChapters 13-22https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HiBVdxT7JWk&pp=ygUVVHJhcHBlZCBpbiB0aGUgY2xvc2V0I can't find the third set but the first two were the best anyway.
>>221390717>>221389593Truly an iconic scene:https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3pp1pAEa2eM&pp=ygUVVHJhcHBlZCBpbiB0aGUgY2xvc2V0
I TRIED TO RUN TO MY CUPBOARDTRIED TO HIDE IN MY CUPBOARDTHEY TOOK ME AWAY FROM MY CUPBOOAAARD
>>221390519>BITCH I WANT MY CHEERIOS>THATS WHEN I PULLED OUT MY GUN
>>221390519I SAID WHATSHE SAID WHATI SAID WHATSHE SAID I DIDNT SAY ANYTHING
>>221391506OHTHATS ALL I COULD SAY WASOH
>>221389593I love how the parodies weren't half as ridiculous as the actual songs.
Shit..quick..think..quickJust put Janny in the closet
>tfw i can't tell if you guys are making lyrics up, referring to the parodies, or using the actual lyrics
>I'm sorry momma>Don't ever mean to shame you>Don't ever mean to make you mad so tonight I'm hidin' in my closet
I SAID HO, WHERE ARE MY CHEERIOS
>>221391530weird al had the right idea of his parody being about something mundane
>>221390519Thanks Anon, I had no clue this existed. It's fucking great.https://youtu.be/VM4DYp4-R38?
>>221389593Watching Trapped in the Closet blind with a friend one night was one of the best choices we made.
where was this shown when it first came out? it was popular and a lot of people knew about it but i have no idea where people saw it
lol checked>>221391777
>>221391953>linking to a different thread for tripswhat is wrong with you
>>221389593I didn't know he was insane until I listened to like 12 parts of this song in a row.
>>221391499kek
>>221393061R. Kelly is nuttier than a squirrel, just listen to a few of his songshttps://youtu.be/b4LdMWAnqVshttps://youtu.be/9ggh4xERM0Qhttps://youtu.be/OQUqgl8oQjA
>>221393455https://youtu.be/UZVn0uUZO7U?si=hwXR9PkCZG-rOTl1>not linking to the kino version of real talk
>SO THEN >THAT’S WHEN >when what??!>AAAHHHHHHHH>….TOOK ANOTHER SHOTTA DAT GIN
>Remember as a young kid hearing about vids of R Kelly pissing on a 14 year old on Kazaa>Many years later people are shocked at all the news coming out against him
>>221394597i fucked my computer up downloading one of the many britney_spears_sextape.exe's
>>221394597I had that video. I was a minor at the time so legal. that girl did looks like she was 20 + though
>>221394597>the killers - smells like you mean it
>>221394597>"hearing" about itIt's okay anon....
>>221396035Lot of internet rumors at the time desu probably where I got itIn hindsight it's amusing to think of people talking openly about what was really CP, it truly was a different time
