What are the best American revolution movies?
I am imagining her as a redneck vampire and that swooping out of the dark in a gas station parking lot and biting me
Not the patriot. its melly sue fanfic. Just watch documentaries, the real story is a fuckload more interesting and complicated than Brits bad.
>>221390696lol wut
>>221390906>She wants to suck......>....>....>His blood.
>>221390698It is pure kino tho
>"all men are created equal">written by slave ownerswhat did they mean by this?
>>221391074Slaves aren’t men.Next silly question.
>>221391074Slave are not people.If I had a time machine I would go back in time and make sure no slaves ever came over.
>>221390671It's the Patriot, by a large margin.
>>221390671is the ken burns doc any good?
Imagining men like founding fathers or NFL players or construction workers as hot girls is really gay. It means George Washington gives you a boner
>>221392546Based
>>221391074the mud people are canonically part of genesis and God sets aside his reservations about the sons of adam breeding with them out of necessity.
>>221392642>God>out of necessitydid he run out of whatever currency the simulation useshe could have asked his mom to borrow her credit card
John Adams mini series is kino but there really should be more revolutionary war/pre independence stuff.
>>221392689i really like Last of the Mohicans
>>221390671The Patriot is the only one worth watching.Don't watch that Paul Giamatti filth. It's demonic.
>>221392674mud people would be those who hadn't eaten from the tree of knowledge anon
>>221392689>mini seriesAren't all those "mini" series from the past just full seasons now? Retroactively. Because so many regular tv shows have "seasons" now with 5 episodes
>>221391074"all men are created equal" was not saying they believed in true equality, it was a shorthand reference to john locke's secomd treatise of government and meant you don't ascribe to the divine right of kings. It means people were not created by god to rule over others.It was only during the civil war that people began to assign to this phrase a meaning of true equality. Its also worth noting the declaration of independence that it complains the king wants to make the colonists his slaved.
>>221392818scene rules do dictate they must be labeled as "s01"
>>221390671fuckin sticc figure sims2 lookin' ahh
>>221391074just because men are created equal doesn't mean they stay that way. Unless you want to claim (you) are equal to someone who worships a toilet.
Slavery is legal even now under the constitution, it just has to be a punishment for a crime. legally we could sell all the felons to companies to work in factories if we wanted
>>221392858>Randomly inserting this ugly jew into pictures Sam Hyde fans are something else. Subhuman.
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>>221392881Why did that make you so mad. literally took 30 seconds on ai
>>221392974on or in?
>>221392974ya know it used to only be neglected children who interpreted all attention as anger, due to that being the only time they got attention from their parents? now its two and a half generations.
>>221392904You are a dalit, not even wanted by your own kind.
>>221392598I've just started watching it but it's great stuff, and I'm going in knowing only the basics so all the details he provides are great.
>>221393890go back to help your mom make onlyfans
>>221392824Thanks anon.
>>221392689Young Washington is coming out Friday and will be about British vs French in pre revolutionary America.
>>221394042Just like a jeet, their minds always on incest.
>>221391074Slaves were not and cannot be freemasons.
>>221390671The Patriot (2000)
>>221395556... because they aren't "free" anon. its simply a contradiction in terms. a freed slave is free to be a freemason.
>>221391106the US wouldn't have been able to industrialize as quickly without the profits from slavery
Revolution (1985). Al Pacino nearly died of pneumonia making it and it’s so terrible that he retired from films for a while
>>221390671The Patriot, Drums Along The Mohawk, 1776
April Morning (1988). It's about the Battle of Lexington and the start of the American Revolution. Stars Tommy Lee Jones and Chad Lowe. It's kino. Watch the whole thing free on YT: https://youtu.be/Zp1CT3ENA4g
>>221392780what isn't demonic to you retards
>Alan Alda portrays a history professor whose novel about the Revolution is being bastardized by Hollywood during the worst year of his life>Michael Caine as "Elliott James" as Banastre Tarleton>Battle of Cowpens if it had been fought by RamboThis is 100% /tv/'s favorite film about the Revolution.
>>221396563The first thing I remembered about this movie was "Do you realize there are leaves in the trees?"
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>>221390671Alyssa Campanella is hot and I’m glad I saw her breasts
>>221390671The Patriot, hands down and it's not even close.
>>221392734This is the one I watch every year. The music is kind of gay but the dialogue and general format of it is great
>>221396250You're fat, Paul
>>221397108were they really that witty or is this propaganda?
>>221397346They were witty but not spontaneously so. The best lines from them are from correspondences and letters. They were definitely wittier than any politician alive today though.I think Churchill is maybe the best spoken 'off the cuff' western world leader but I have no doubt there is some random MP somewhere that had the best bants of all time. I also know fuck all about non-English speaking political discussion so I can't speak with authority about things like the French or Spanish houses of parliment.
>>221391074Franklin and Adams were anti-slavery, at least
>>221390906If you go to /o/tism trucker generals, this would be whats called a "lot lizard", very common, usually meth addicts hence thw vampirism overtonesPray for them, its sad
>>221392598I liked it.
>>221392796You missed the point entirely.
>>221396737Came here to post this. One of these days I've got to see it all the way through. Burt Lancaster kicking ass and not giving a shit about names.
>>221398131No, you.
>>221395716The North had all the industry, and yes it was able to ramp up as fast as it did because of cheap cotton being delivered to those mills for rock bottom prices, but the cotton production in America was so abundant we had to sell it overseas, and even the British couldn't handle what we wanted to offload. The weird nigger worshippers that act like early America was built on cotton need a reality check. They aren't appreciating our early trapping, timber, fishing, mining, metal refining industries.
>>221390671Patriot
This one is comfy. I remember reading the book as a class in 5th grade and then watching this film.
>>221392598Doesn't he say that the American system was based on the Iroquois Confederacy? That is utterly retarded, the American system of government was actively modeled after the Roman Republic, with modifications based on the British Parliament and the Dutch Republic.
>>221392689Sorry, the only movies Hollywood wants to make are about WW2 for some reason. Even about the WW2 weathermen and WW2 post office and stuff.
>>221392858We should unironically sell illegal aliens into slavery overseas as their punishment.>>221398249Yeah, slavery contributed very little to the actual economy or the nation's rapid growth in wealth and power. There was enormous natural resources just laying around everywhere to exploit, and the combination of where the mountains were and the easy access to the ocean made for very favorable terrain for rapid urbanization and a trade empire. Abundant wood for shipbuilding. Abundant sea life for food and whale oil. Lots of furs and metals the very sparse existing population lacked the technology to utilize. Cotton was cool and all, but just not that important.
>>221391074>>221397776>>221391093>>221392824If you read the first draft of the Declaration of Independence Jefferson goes on a whole rant where he calls the king of bonland a muslim and says he's solely responsible for slavery. both 1776 and the john adams show mentions this. georgia and south carolina vetoed it because it had to be unanimous for the historylets. he's calling the bong king a pirate and the pirates he's referring to are the barbery states which are all of the north african muslim countries
>>221398214So you agree that God was either too powerless or too ignorant to come up with a better option, and has to just cringe and accept it?
>>221398474I fucking hated this book. all he does it bitch
>>221398474Did your entire class also get traumatized before lunch in 5th grade with a graphic description of a man's head being blown off while reading My Brother Sam Is Dead?
>>221399417We should unironically kill illegals where they stand then dump their bodies into the ocean. Or pack them up as a wall of bodies at the border. Both work.
>>221399507Have your fucking hand get all melted and fucked up at like 12 and see if you don't bitch, as well.
>>221391074Slaves are equal to free menbut they are still slaves
>>221399417>>221399552based>>221399569doesn't make for a fun book. I hated catcher in the rye too
>>221399552Nah, we should at least get some money back for what they stole. Their sale price is restitution.
>>221399902Yeah and look at what original slavery brought us in the modern world. Maybe if we castrate them first so their great-great-great-great-great grandchildren don't think murdering us is OK like the last slave batch.
>>221391074They meant that you're late on your boosters.
>>221399902fuck the money at point they are worth more dead than alive. that's were they fucked up with the 13th amendment; worrying about the money because it was too much to send them back and they could still be exploited here so Honest Abe got it in the back of the head by some faggot paid off by a jew.
>>221397802where do lot lizards sleep? Do they have a pimp that drives them to work or do they carpool with other hos? I see them sometimes and wonder.
>>221392598>is the ken burns doc any good?It's like the current iteration of South Park. They made great stuff in the past and their names are still attached to it, but now it's largely made by soi-millenials and the old creators just sign off to get paid. The doc is decent but it's peppered with reddit historian nu-history (presentism and opinion) because he handed the reins to some Decolonize Everything™ jew called Sarah Botstein and her pals.
>>221397192I am fat but you're also retarded
>>221400213meth means they dont need sleep
>>221392598Gives far much too credit to slaves and indentured servants, and muddled their roles because of it.
>>221398557>That is utterly retardedYeah, I was surprised to see it was included. That nonsense is still being spread by activists and some libs despite having been thoroughly, if begrudgingly, deboonked by even the most sympathetic historians. I think they wanted to make it seem like injuns played a bigger (or any) role and just kinda waved away the usual fact checking because it's "inclusive" and makes them feel good.
>>221399426Ironic, given that Morocco was the first country to recognize the US.
>>221398557>lmao wut? It was based on the British Westminster system since that was what they knew. If you want to go back further, that system was based on the Magna Carta and even further back, the Germanic feudal system. Don't forget that England was a republic at one time too.
