>MY MEN HAVEN'T HAD SEX IN 28 DAYS How did they cope?
for me? last time was May 2025.
>28 year later: the boner temple
>>221390877Pretty sure my virginity grew back I have no interest in sex any more thoughMore trouble than it's worth desu
Try 28 years
>11700 days
>>221390928November 2024 here.
why didn't they just have sex with each other? are they stupid?
>>22139112235 years....
>mfw I haven't raped anything in 28 hours
>>221390877>9 soldiers>Set up radio broadcast inviting survivors on day 22>1 man and 2 women show up after one weekThat is an incredibly fast and good result considering how hard it is for refugees to travel. Still, you could see why even that wouldn't restore hope in the soldiers it being the apocalypse and all.
>>221390877Imagine if the gang had never shown up>Somebody better suck me off or I'm raping arses
>>221390946One and done was enough for me. Honestly jerking off with my hand feels just as good. If I need titties or ass to play with I'll just get a sex doll. Much cheaper than an actual woman desu
>>221390877It's been roughly 8 years for me.
>>221392011the movie doesnt make a lick of sense, even from a "we are experiencing the world from the perspective of a few retarded isolated people"If everyone was infected and running around actively looking for victims, not a single street of london would be empty like the movie shows. And pockets of survivors would be everywhere, holed up in apartments and treehouses just like Brendan Gleeson. So it stands to reason that like 80% of the population was able to get away safely. Which tracks, maybe, with how they escaped to the country without any issues and just chilled there until fighter jets came to get them like "yeah, found some more"Having said all this, it seems most like the military group they found was the most dysfunctional group of reserve retards in all of britainHaving rewatched it recently for the first time since it came out, its absolutely astounding how much of it has been stolen by walking dead, last of us, and other big zombie franchises.
>>221393379how capable is the british military really? i bet it's standard for them, remember they had trouble with a shithole south american country
>>221392428I had an 8 year dry spell, had some mediocre sex a few times, now at 1 year again
>>221392428
>>221390877December 2025 for me.
May of 2010 hereI was pressured into sex by my high school gf at the time and I wasn't readyI was comfortable with oral but was nervous about sex and then so I couldn't stay hard so she cheated on me with an adult she met on omegleIt damaged my relationship with my own sexuality and sexual confidenceThen I didn't feel the touch of a woman until 2023 when I paid for a blowjob in Japan (where it's legal) from a very cute slim gyaru type girl. She was very giggly and nice to me. That was nice but it didn't fill the void.And now I continue to not have sex
>>22139124932 years
>>221393379>If everyone was infected and running around actively looking for victims, not a single street of london would be empty like the movie showsthe movie takes place after the peak of infection, a lot of the initial wave were at this point a week or so from full starvation, partly might be why the infected in the church are so slow to respond>And pockets of survivors would be everywhere, holed up in apartments and treehousesit's made fairly clear that the vast majority of survivors escaped london and went into the countryside since there was far less infected. in the comics it was a little different with some more rural scottish cities having mad-max like societies but the movie made clear that barely anyone was around in the major cities, people tried to hide and clearly weren't successful given how whole supermarkets still had all their supplies stocked>Which tracks, maybe, with how they escaped to the country without any issues and just chilled there until fighter jets came to get them like "yeah, found some more"by that point almost all the infected were so starved that they couldn't even walk, so yeah surviving at that point was easy lol>Having said all this, it seems most like the military group they found was the most dysfunctional group of reserve retards in all of britainthey thought the whole world had gone to shit at that point, what was left was either the crazy or the lackeys who just wanted to survive, not hard to imagine most of them would probably be tards with weapons
>>221390877I'm disappointed the sequels didn't feature bad guys who hadn't been laid in 28 weeks, then 28 years later.
>>221394556Oh my ... Are you okay bro?
>>221392428It's been 4 years for me. I already forgot what it feels like.
>>221396206bags of sand
>>221396204No, its been OVER 28 weeks. Me and my boys are ravenous...
>>221396238how do even manage to maintain discipline?
>>221390946I had sex with a fat girl who smelled and I think it legitimately traumatized me. Used to be confident around women but since I’m anxious around them and don’t even try to date anymore
>>221396307I had sex with a fat girl and had to throw out the bedsheets after because they smelled like ass. Never. Again.
>>221396274We don't
>>221390877i havent had sex in 28 years
>these scrambled eggs are too salty!>now my men and I will kill you and rape your women
i havent had sex in my 34 years of life. but ive also never tried never even asked a girl on a date or done a dating profile. i have no self confidence and i hate myself, and i always have. no girl or woman should have been subjected to my existence in their life.
Do people troll this?I know I’m being a Redditor but wasn’t it the idea that they’ll never have sex again why they want to keep the girls? Not that they havent had sex in 28 days
>>221391539*ngl*sh men are offensively unattractive
>it's almost noon saargent, the men are getting restless
>>221396817>the fault was not mine sir>major lennox must answer>MAJOR LENNOX ANSWERED WITH HIS ANAL VIRGINITY
June of 2018. I had to think about it lol
>>22139153928 Gays Later
>>221390877>It's the apocalypse>find a well defended camp>they will take you in, but in exchange you have to fuck some of the men, and have some childrenAnd this is ...LE EVIL? Bitch it's the zombie apocalypse
>>221396402Its more like they have the opportunity to rape some girls without consequences. Coulda been 28 minutes honestly.
