Roles that Ellen Page was born to play but never had the chance because, well … um … because she aged out.
jackie chan
>>221392295She has penor
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>>221392295Just a friendly reminder, it's Elliot Page.
>>221392295Someone write them an original Peter Pan story. Sort of like Hook but not quite.
>>221392492Hostile reminder.
>>221392295Batgirl
>>221392295Seriously what the fuck she was a cute
>>221392295OP, you're making me sad. Looking at pictures of Ellen in her prime just makes the whole tragedy hit harder. This chick was so good-looking she could have played Helen of Troy. But instead she's playing an "Achilles" that every laughs at.
>>221392492There was a Ellen Page, though. Why does this "dead name" business mean we cant respect the actress that was in many films?
Juno and Whip It were good Elliot movies.
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>>221392662Because it's just hilarious when you read things like wiki articles that retroactively swap all the pronouns so it's saying that a man played the role of a woman. It's like reading mad libs with how stupid some of the articles become.
Inception was a good Elliot movie.
funny thing is i thought he looked like a boy in some earlier movie guess im proven right
>>221392295My wife
>>221392295To be fair, her career was basically over. Yes, she was super cute, but she was rapidly becoming too old to play high schoolers, and her range was pretty limited. Couldn't play a typical leading lady because of her size, you can't just have her star as a random love interest, girlfriend, or wife because she'd look bizarre next to any normal actor due to her size. She would struggle with "professional" roles like doctor, lawyer, police officer, etc. because she couldn't really properly portray an authority figure. And I guess there are only so many lesbian indie flicks you can make before that well runs dry.What choice did she have, really?
>>221392295Mother of my children and my sex toy.
Stand up comic.https://youtu.be/LAGLKhAaBqY
>>221392295Juno was a fun movie.
>>221394232Generational beauty.
It's funny how lighting fast she aged into an ugly hag.
>>221394333to be fair veganism was putting in a lot of work in that regard
She really cut the dudes balls out
>>221394472She was the dude all along.
>>221394232Did Nolan do something untoward to her?
