You're telling me a fat sweaty wop was the best partner a fit, decent-looking fireman could find in that entire town? Really?
It's not all about looks
Johnnycakes are good tonight
>>221392577It was fresh bussy and Johnny Cakes got first crack at it.
gays will fuck anything
>>221392577Why do so many people think faggots are sexually picky and not mostly fat slobs themselves?
>>221392577Reminded him of his molester.
homos will bumfuck anything
>>221392577it's the middle of bumblefuck. pickings are slim thus you go for heft.
>>221392577All the fire fighters were fucking eachother. The entire town was obviously gay and they probably were having huge gay orgies during the town meetings. Johnnycakes would have introduced Vito if only he had stayed a little longer.
>>221392577There's not that many homosexuals around
>>221392577I'm not gay but it wouldn't be that bad fucking vito because he seems soft and nice to hold with his fat
>>221392577He was a power bottom
>>221392577No homo but ain't that one of the big jumps for when you want to accept you're a fag or something? As in, most of the guys you'll have in your league or meet are not gonna be brad pitt types, Nick offerman and the skinny guy from TLOU are probably what most gays will get.
>>221392577It was a joke
>>221392577chubby chasers exist. why do some ripped gymbros go for fat hogs?
>>221392577Gay guys are mentally ill. A lot of them like to bust the crust of a hairy hippo.
