Serious actor status: Restored
i believe himhave you seen how many characters jonah has improvved irl?
>>221393187Jonah was amazing in money ball and wolf it’s gay that he hasn’t gotten more serious work
Those niggers look OLD
>>221393219They are old… nigger
>>221393219Leo is so old he had to start dating a 29 year old hag. It's actually over for him
i've ever... fucked?
>>221393232Jesus. Hope he don't live long enough to settle +30y old grannies
>>221393344Banging grannies is based, tho
>>221393219And they still fuck your bitch
>>221393187Man, Brad Pitt looks fucking rough there.
>>221393390>>221393445I love him
>>221393403And I fuck their white women and black women too and my dick is average size, what's your point anon ?
>>221393219Leo's girl sure doesn't!
>>221393588Then you should tell him, Ornella.
>>221393187Actors going on podcasts is the end of Hollywood.
>>221393232that's actually depressing, poor leo
>>221393767What's more cringe - an actor going on a podcast or an actor starting a podcast?
>>221393767Hollywood not releasing anything remotely good for 5+ years was the end of Hollywood
>>221393187and yet he was unable to improvise a good comeback
Jonah seems like an reasonable dude overall.
>>221393643Why are his clothes so wrinkled though?
>>221393187>Jonah is too last to learn the script>"He's the greatest improvisational actor ever!"
Unless SHE comes out and says she thinks he's kinda cute, he's still a loser
>>221394259>unless a 50 year old roastlord says she thinks he's kinda cute, he's a loser
>>221393893So what? We haven't been able to do it in ten fucking years.
>>221394382Wrong
>>221393651yeah, but those are the F-tier women that whites don’t even consider fellow whites. They’re walmart white. The most retarded, fat, piercing obsessed, tattoo victim, with sexual abuse history, and a chip on her shoulder, built for mobility scooters, is not worthy of desire or admiration. We don’t even want to look at them, they make me want burkas for women, so we could get a table cloth and cover that eyesore up. In decades of being around, I’ve only seen something like 8 or less black guy “white” woman couples out in real life, and the woman checked every box I posted, every, single, time. Regardless of how tall or short, fit or fat, the black guy was. She was always absolute fucking trash. Now I have seen some latino guys with nice looking white girls, and honestly, I can’t remember ever seeing any asian men with white women. Everytime I’ve seen an asian bro with a chick, she’s asian. However, there are very few asians where I live. So that likely is why. I’d be curious what that pairing tends to look like, somewhere like the west coast, where there is a higher population. I’d wager they can get good looking white girls like the latinos, but who knows.
>>221393893MORE TIME!!!!!
>>221393816an older actor knows he's typecast as the old guy and so work dwindles. that's fine. but A listers going on podcasts while still active is a huge negative shift for their prestige. podcasts are the complete opposite of a talk show
>>221393213did he pay extra hundreds for the t-shirt to come looking stained?
>>221393893Who was more mind broken by this Jonah or /tv?
>>221394990Jonah definitely still thinks about it when he's trying to fall asleep at night
OH N-
>>221395542God hates him so much. Based God.
>>221393187My local radio station was doing an interview with Jonah Hill while Norm McDonald was doing an interview with another station across the hall. He would keep wandering into the studio and interrupting and calling him Jonas Hill, and Jonah lost his shit and turned into a pissy little baby. It was pretty great.
>>221393445Would you harpoon him?
>>221393213He’s a Jew. Every interaction with a gentile has been a masterclass of acting like a normal well meaning human instead of a neurotic, schizophrenic, genocidal pervert.
>>221393219yes… that is how time workssoon you will be old and there is nothing you can do about it, there will be no great catastrophic event where you die heroically only years of quiet despair
>>221395666>there will be no great catastrophic event where you die heroicallywhy not satan?
>>221393187Kinda feels like he's fucking Jonah over."Oh, Jonah Hill won't follow your script at all, isn't it cool?".
>>221393187I think that could be plausible. He was honestly great in Superbad
>>221394541this is absolute cope and delusion
>>221393187>RestoredCan you take the word of Brad Pitt seriously tho? It's like being called wet by the rain.
>>221395666>soon you will be old Wrong
>>221394541asians are mostly in big, coastal cities in the US. Most of them only pair off with asian women, if they pair off at all. Asian-American women are sluts who feel entitled to white men though.Asian men have a masculinity crisis and are huge victims of the capitalist rat race. They tend to do well for themselves financially and max out mid-level in a corporation for their career for a variety of reasons. They tend to have very little personal vision and ambition for themselves and their lives though. They're often only children and get a nice condo or something at a young age with their parents help. They're obsessed with making money through investments but their vision of what to do with that money is retiring early so they can play video games. They tend to be immature and emotionally stunted in certain ways (except for being functional on paper, e.g. finances and grades) and are hyper-online people. They might like the idea of getting a white woman but put little serious effort or self-reflection into obtaining one. Eventually, if they decide they want to have sex at all, they settle down with some asian chick that's already been pumped and dumped by white men.
>>221396023tw that jump scare
Is acting even really hard? Serious question. Seems like a totally bullshit craft to me where people are just selected and you're told they're a great actor.
>>221393809Finish it, my son.
>>221397212acting is just something where you either "get it" or don't. The people who get it are pretty versatile actors. The ones who don't either flame out or find some simple character or type to play (e.g. stock procedural character or a Danny Trejo type)with acting you just have to genuinely believe a lie to yourself, e.g. "this is my motivation in this scene, my mom just died, my dog was just murdered" whatevermost acting is mid but bad acting is pretty filtered by hollywood. Try watching student films or D list crap on Hallmark or Tubi to understand what bad acting is and how it's actually a talent.
>>221397212Actors are all horrible at acting because as soon as something is not perfect they can't act and then it's suddenly everyone else's fault, the script was bad, the director sucks, the studio, etc. and when their acting is "good"? It's all solely because of the actor
>>221393214he should've been the penguin, and not in the tv series that was solid, but in a different batman movie
>>221397212have you never objectively noticed that some actors are far better than others? theres about 5% that absolutely mog the other 95 and yeah being that 5 percent is hard
>>221393187Leo isn’t a serious actor though. He just yells.
>>221393390Wonder when the last time he touched a surfboard was
jonah = king poser
>>221393187Hill only improvises in comedy or rude dramedy. He doesn't improvise relationship drama or other types of plots. He plays 1 rude bully of a man-child, that's it. Easy to improvise from one type all the time. Dicap is fuking tiresome, only his experiences are the final word, there can't be other viewpoints or experiences outside of his own bubble. Hill showed his ass in that Eddie Murphy thing where he's insufferable without the usual crutches.
>>221393187what is Leo's obsession with the fat fake faggot that is jonah hill? even in his "friends" movie he got made fun of and literally raped by a demon
>>221393643smoking has never looked lamer
>>221393893well he wasn't acting here
>>221393213He's a method actor without a film.
>>221397560>being that 5 percent is hardIs it really talent wise? With all the nepotism and making sure money stays in the right hands do you not think there are actors out there who are world class who just never get a shot. It would be in the interest of the industry to make sure a small amount of actors get the god-tier status for the bottom line of the movies. I do notice some actors suck, but its the same actors over and over again who suck. Couldn't that 5% possibly be a tightly controlled 5%?
>>221396045>>221395914Ricecel cope lol knew it
>>221393651You don’t fuck anyone ricecel and your dick is 2 inches not average
>>221398684>muh nepotismmarlo brando moged literally everyone going ad lib , retard
Why not lift? Who wants to look like an emaciated AIDS patient with terminal cancer?
>>221393187Has somebody translated this and sent it to Ornella?svp
>>221398899>Asian people are short on averageUH WHAT THE FUCK ANON I KNOW A 6'3 ASAIN DUDE!
>>221397212If someone told you to convincingly portray an alcoholic fisherman from Maine who's struggling through a divorce, do you think you'd be able to do it so well that actual alcoholic fishermen from Maine would look at you and consider it realistic? Great acting requires being a great liar. It's not an admirable skill, but it does make for some very good entertainment
>>221399270Also, most moviestars can't act for shit. They just have charisma and a face that scores well with every demographic
>>221393213What's it called when someone dresses like they don't care how they look, but you know they spent at least 45 minutes trying to look like they don't care how they dress?
>>221393893he didn’t expect to be AMBUSHED by an EVIL WITCH
>>221398537He looks like he smells nice
>>221393684I liked when Jonah was a relatable fat schlub. Real best friend energy. When he started losing weight, dyeing his hair, and trying to dress homosexually, I was like "I'm out."
>>221393213Imagine being a 40 year old grown ass man and dressing like this
He started getting less roles when he skinnied up
Does he still go to Subway?
>>221399562same
>>221393390the one benefit of losing a shit load of weight is having huge calves, wtf happened to him. He was doing leg day for like the first 30 years of his life, where are his gains!
Mr. Feldstein, I presume
>>221399338insecure
>>221393187Jonah bros... We won?
>>221393893as someone who grew up as a funny fat kid who was quick with retorts in similar situations, I could only do this if I had an expectation of someone acting like a nigger, if you drop your guard and feel as if you can trust the other person and then insult you, its like your brain short circuits because its a complete betrayal of your tempered expectations
>>221399620less rolls too
>>221396023Disclosure Day looking worth the watch
>>221397212> where people are just selected and you're told they're a great actorIn Hollywood it's mostly about how good you are at giving head
>>221393721he looks diseased here
>>221393893only correct response is storming out
>>221393187then how the fuck did McLovin mind break him during superbad auditions?
>>221400642He turned into a fucking bobble head and now it's really obvious that he's 5'7". I actually never realized he was that short until I saw this picture and looked up his height. This dude's existence is just brutal.
>>221393187He's basically saying Jonah is a good clown>>221397212A lot of people here like to put down actors and say it takes no skill but this doesn't square with my experience of people generally sucking at it like when I did acting classes when I was young. Just watch the litany of low budget films out there and it's plain as day that even people trying to be actors come off as shitty.
>>221395666>soon you will be oldYou will be shocked at how fast time goes
>>221400926it's not so much that time goes by fast, but that you know that most of the life you have is in the pastno matter how much you try to live it up and appreciate life, one day it's "yep I'm 60 and there's no going back"
>>221400719The manatee is such a graceful swimmer
>>221399562The problem is he was always angry and insecure, even more now. You just thought he was relatable and nicer when he was fat.
>>221394990Definitely /tv/JE SUIS JONAH
>>221393187SELL YOUR ORNELLA STOCKS ASAP
>>221396023
>>221401515pump it
>>221393403Why would one even have this save in their device?
>>221393767Fuck you! Infomercials for the entire weekend make welcome podcast with arms wide open.
>>221395574Is it online?
>>221393187OH SHIT that's a great compliment. Congrats to Jonah (America's Sweetheart)
>>221393643holy cringe
>he's the least capable of following directionThat says something. Leo has worked on some absolute pieces of shit.
>>221399338the michael shannon
it feels more like he is calling him a retard that cant learn the script
>>221393214he has an abundance of opportunities.pic rel got $80M from apple and it flopped.
>>221404905Outcome, 2026>martin scorsesse cameo>permanent A-list cast>decent story with a hook>zero hype>no theatrical release, only on Apple TV>yet another hwood self-effacing attempt at self-awareness>the word jew mentioned in after credits scene>not a date movie unless you're on a date with a homo or tranny who basically wanted to bang no matter what>i watched it for free online and probably got a virus
>>221393390him learning about surf nazis and how they predate every single jew in surf culture really fucked him up
THIS IS MY NOAH GOON THREAD RACE ARGUERS GTFO
>>221405209HONEYNEW DURACELL AD JUST DROPPED
>>221393403True about White guys having big Ds. At least I do. I assume the rest do too
>>221405263It freaks me out cause she looks exactly like my exes mom but without the operations.
>>221396446Why does his face look like someone else?
>>221399581I don't have to imagine
>>221405277WYNONNA GOT A BIG BROWN BEAVER
>>221399658Fuck off back to /fit/, virgin.
>>221393187I believe it. The man has no identity. He's improvving being a human 24/7.
>Jonah Hill is probably the greatest improvisational actor l've ever
>>221399797Because you weren't funny, that requires a quick mind.Much like this faggot, the laughs were at your expense.
>>221393999This was and still is his best look.
>>221405384nah I was pretty funny
>>221405292top kek
>>221397212Lol, no.Who made more money than this chick in the 30s?
>>221393643hes such a tryhard. he really wants to imagine himself as some kind of eccentric 20th avant garde artist or something, when hes just some jewish funny fat guy
>>221405440Forgot to include the pic of the little girl who shit all over the "real actors".
>>221399270acting doesn’t equal lying you absolute autist
>>221393445This fat fuck is going to get his carburetor thrown in the ocean.
>>221405523Forgot again.
>>221405513It doesn't equal anything, playing pretend is childish.That said, I have watched thousands of movies, I love them.
>>221394605>>221393767why? i mean it does look that way
>>221405209She's unironically beautiful
>>221405513pretending to be someone you're not is called lying, retard
>>2213993382020s hipster
>>221396023>the monster under your bed's origin arc
>>221399338Sprezzatura (failed).
>>221393187Didn't they only work together in Wolf of Wall Street? Most comedic guys are good at improv because it's where many of them got their start.
>>221393213Jonah being 40 and still trying this hard to find his style is beyond grim.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSnwT_jjl8Ajonah clearly took lessons from my boy taika
>>221393820>HEY GUYS, CHECK IT OUT!>PINK HAIR!
Lines, Jonah
>>221393893MAS TIEMPO
>>221393643Does he not know how to iron his clothes?
If he stopped dressing like a 90s poser, got his weight in control and just kept himself clean cut then he'd be taken so much more seriously. He had the chance to transition from the fat nerdy comedy kid but something broke him along the way. I blame Jimmy Kimmel.
>>221394017>Ok go to website What did he mean by this
>>221393893ARGH MORE TIME
>>221407293Mix it up! Dare to be different.
>"Jonah Hill is probably the greatest improvisational actor I've ever show more"Wow, big words
>>221408249>We got to operate on the guy with a quintuple bypass AND pink hair!
>>221393643>>221393622>>221393445>>221393390>>221393721>>221393820>>221393999Just in awe at how one man can have so many different fits and yet looks awful in them all. And Jonah is still churning them out. I look forward to the next 10 years of laughing at him on /tv/
>>221403964Kek, that's how I read it too. Maybe it's just because it's Jonah Hill and it's impossible to think anything positive about him, but this feels like a backhanded compliment.
>>221397520This is actually a pretty good casting, assuming he can do an accent
>>221393820>>221393999You know you're just genetically fucked when your two best looks are>Greasy obese sleezeball>AIDS infected pink haired rainbow tranny>>221393643Quite possibly one of the most poorly put together outfits of all time. Why is he wearing the same tye-dye shirt from the aids tranny outfit under the most wrinkled vest and pants ever with a tweed trench coat on top?>>221393622This outfit would look alright if Jonah Hill didn't have chicken legs desu>>221393721>An otherwise good outfit ruined by the fact that this idiot thinks it's okay to wear sneakers with formal clothes, like a 5 year old. Also he looks like he has AIDS in this one and he tied his tie too long, like a 5 year old.
>>221393187Jonah was great on SNL, he actually mogged all those faggots in raw talent and performance so hard that it made the sketches awkward when somebody else had to speak
>>221407249It's funny how it's very similar to another Italian word: "Spazzatura" which means "garbage"
>>221396023...Perfection...
>>221393588>>221393751that's not Ornella, retard, that's Kanye.
>>221411779>Kanye is more intelligent than the average poltard
>>221411794>billionaire music producer is smarter than a basement dwelling spergbig surprise
>>221409973>sneakersnot to white knight but this is a film set, meaning:he didn't choose the outfit like the tie andhe's wearing sneakers because his feet will never be in the shot and it's nice to be comfortable while waiting around all day
>>221399338It's called "bobo" in French
>>221394444Checked This isn't a valid comeback
>>221393403The thing about dick size is that whites and blacks actually have the same average, it's just the standard deviation that's different.This means that there are slightly more blacks with a big penis but also more with a small penis.
>>221414188Leo only goes for women under 25 and she's an old hag. It's completely valid
>>221399797I like how people like you always omit him calling a whore right before this. If he wasn't in banter mode, what was it then?
>>221399338Sprezzatura. The goal is to give the appearance of nonchalance and being chill even when you’re not. Think of that picture of Alain Delon effortlessly being handsome next to Mick Jagger in his goofy costume. Like when you’re in Italy and nobody leaves the house without putting on a blazer first and they just act like “oh, this? I just threw it on”.Hollywood Jews fundamentally lack understanding of sprezzatura, spending ludrcous amounts of money on luxury brand loungewear or predistressed clothes that look simultaneously bad and expensive, while also indicating high effort and performative dressing. Think Jonah, Tim Chalamet, and pretty much all of them if you take a name out of a hat I bet there’s an example a google image search away of them dressed like a caricature of a blue collar dude but in thousands of dollars of name brand clothes.
>>221393214Allegedly Jonah is super full of himself, and difficult to deal with.
>>221415824he looks very full
>>221393403kek this is a man well versed in this lore
>>221414762nah, outside of this board telling a woman she is old is not a gotcha unfortunately. Only thing this would do is make it seem like he's bashing Leo on accident. Also it's not funny without the ending where Ornella ages rapidly.
>>221397212my dad's farm is close to a university where they have a strong film program, so I've seen literal dozens of student film crews shoot in my childhood. I have no idea if acting is difficult but there are tens of thousands of people who can't do it who get filtered before they even get an audition, some of these students were rubbish even in their thesis films. But then again when I finished college I wasn't exactly work-ready either so I dunno.
>>221408723yeah I don't get it either, for a few years there it seemed like he was getting real recognition and the chance to play ''serious'' roles
>>221408301
>>221417534>outside of this board telling a woman she is old is not a gotcha unfortunateLast time I told a woman she looked older than she was (she genuinely did and I wasn't trying to be rude) I got slapped in the face
>>221418486kek no shit, but how is that a victory when anyone who sees you do it now thinks you're an idiot as well as a jerk? The point isn't to offend Ornella, it's to defeat her in public, autistic mistimed observations aren't a solution here.
>>221393403>t.
>>221418288>the only lines you're doing are at the MacDonal's
>>221418567It wasn't supposed to be a victory. It was supposed to refute anons statement that women being old isn't a gotcha outside of 4chan
>>221393721He turned into John turturro?
Why didn't he improvise better when faced with Ornella?
>>221393390How does he make his legs look so goofy?
>>221419310I was ambushed
>>221419521You insulted her first tho. How is that an ambush? She was making a joke and then you angrily said that she loves sodomy.
>>221394017But did Brad Pitt ever go to website?
>>221397212There's three layers to being a good actor.First there is the ability for action itself. The ability to comfortably perform scripted actions and say scripted words. It's something you either can or can't do. Very binary. If an actor can't do this, it doesn't matter if he's good at the others. There are plenty of succesful actors who can't really do it well, but they depend on sex, connections and things like that.Second, there is the ability to create characters. People call it range or versatility. Actors who are good at this are less well known because they dissappear into their roles, like Gary Oldman. So being less good at this make you more marketable to the plebs. Think of someone like the Rock.This of course also includes learning the necessary skills, accents, and things like fitness/weight transformation as demanded by a role.Third, there is the ability to have a unique quality, charisma, and just be a person that you are drawn to look at and listen to. Looks help, but they're like the first 25%. Johhny Depps, Marlon Brando's.So the only part that is actually a craft (2) is more of a detriment to someone's success as a movie star. But essential to being a good actor.
>>221408723>I blame Jimmy KimmelIf you have to work hard not to take a joke from a late night host a shot, you have failed conclusively.
>>221393187yeah he's even improvising his mental state as we speak
>>221397183wtf is wrong with him
>>221393893
>>221408514he grew up in bell air with nannies who took care of everything for himlook up who his dad is, he's from one of the richest families in california
>>221404905>>221404986What is this shit, both the whole thing and this creature in particular.
>>221415147oh Ive never actually seen the clip
>>221420104
>>221393403Das right!
>>221419562she should have known her place, she's only French after all.
>>221420362Industry plant
