>A man shows up to 4chan PRESENTING with the remorse of having spent 10 years alone on the internet for no reason doing absolutely nothing worth remembering.>This is what happened to his brain when he realized that moderate effort just a few years ago could've propelled him into a semi-normal life instead of a cycle of chronic masturbation, resentfully extremist inner monologuing, sneering contrarianism, and emotionally immature rumination.
>>221393689>>A man shows up to 4chan PRESENTING with the remorse of having spent 10 years alone on the internet for no reason doing absolutely nothing worth remembering.That man came up with the idea of the backrooms, countless memes and terminology free of charge, so his ideas will be remembered.
/slg/ - Self-loathing general? Man, I can't wait to get some engagement for my blogposts...
>>221393689Jax canonically uses 4chan
>>221393689Fake doctor. Not an MD.
>>221393689holy shit… this post was the wake up call i needed…
>>221393942This but unironicallyWell maybe
>>221393689>semi-normal life instead of a cycle of chronic masturbation, resentfully extremist inner monologuing, sneering contrarianism, and emotionally immature rumination.As a man forced into a semi-normalfaggot life I prefer the latter.
>>221393923>YouTube personality is just played for entertainment and isn't realKeen observation
>>221393689One day I'll leave this place behind One day
>>221393963just beeee urself nd everything will be alright =D!!!
>only ten yearsFucking newfags think they have it so bad, you can't make this shit up.
>>221393689That is me. Should I just fucking off myself at this point?
I'm not allowed places
>>221394092I've been fucking around on 4chan since 2008. I did little with my life.18 years of failure oh god
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>>221393923>>221393993he has a professional degree in pharmacology
>Submitted for your approval: one anon - age 27. Residence: a rent-free room, utilities included. No criminal record, no notable achievements, and, if you were to ask him, no regrets. Anon is a man of conviction. Not real conviction, mind you. He has never held a job, a woman’s gaze, or a coherent thought for more than fifteen seconds. Instead, he has held the line on the anonymous frontiers of 4chan, where he wages daily war against reason and basic decency. He is a soldier of conspiracies and curiosities, locked in conflicts as fleeting as the pixels that display them.>What anon doesn't know-what he can't know-is that while he's been calling strangers 'NPCs' and declaring victory in arguments no one else remembers, time has been moving forward... without him. His peers live in a world where work, love, and time itself continue to unfold, a world anon has left behind. For ten years, he has been screaming into a void. But tonight, the void screams back. Soon he will be forced to bear something harder than being asked what he does for a living: the question of what might have been.>Because this isn’t just a basement, and it isn’t just a website. It is the final page of a story never written. And anon? He is the newest permanent resident... of The Twilight Zone.
>>221393689the past can't be changed.I was simply doomed to a lame life due to the cold calculus of probability.
>>221395104You can't change the past, but you can change the future past.
His hair is so shit now
>>221393689How did he support himself for those 10 years? What kind of job does he have now?
>>221393689>shows up to 4chan PRESENTING with the remorse of having spent 10 years alone on the internet for no reason doing absolutely nothing worth remembering.>>This is what happened to his brain when he realized that moderate effort just a few years ago could've propelled him into a semi-normal life instead of a cycle of chronic masturbation, resentfully extremist inner monologuing, sneering contrarianism, and emotionally immature rumination.
20 years reporting in. I did manage to become a lawyer but I also walk around singing little songs to myself about my penis and sometimes its my pussy or even penis pussy. Usually they're wet.
>>221393689>spent 10 years alone on the internet for no reason doing absolutely nothing worth remembering.not true, all the anons here LOVE my posts
Kv 40 year old virgin, but make more than 100k a year and will soon have a home on 20 acres
Effort wouldn't have made any difference, I can tell you from experience. I was a NEET for nearly a decade.Fat, no friends, virgin, etc. Then I started self-improving: got fit, got a job, got a girlfriend, etc. Completely normified myself.It didn't change anything. On the inside I was still that same old autismo that just wanted to stay in his room and play video games all day. I still hated socializing, I hated every single second I spent at work, I didn't care about being in shape, and having a girlfriend got annoying just as soon as the novelty of sex wore off. I just about managed for a couple years and then I started backsliding. Quit my job, broke up with my girlfriend, got fat again. The reality is, if you're like this it's because you were born this way, or maybe something happened when you're a kid, who knows but effort has nothing to do with it.
>>221395066haha so true
