Why not just make a Half Life movie? Imagine the kino
fuck off shill
>gordon is now a black muslim out of prison>genius scientist who is ignored by the evil government of whites>aliens are in literal chains and nigger freedman has to break the chains of the oppressors.>g-man gets killed by a crowbar in the only appearance in the film and the nigger lets out a quip to end the movie while putting his arm around alyx who is now a love interest and a scientist in the lab where gordon works.
when they find a younger clone of ryan gosling
>>221394386Half life’s experience does not translate to narrative filmyou experience an exciting and scary adventure one room after another, one dank aquifer connected to an air vent to a courtyard to a science lab. In a game it’s visceral and gave chills in 1999 but in a movie it would be a pacing disaster
Half Life sucks
>>221394526give me one 3 hour video essay on why
>>221394470Chuds really have to bring politics into everything don't they?
>>221394386It would be boring as hell just like the game and everyone would realize Half Life actually kinda sucks.
>>221394685Yeah I don't know why that guy posted that furry shit either anon.
>>221394386life in City 17 would be kino
>>221394386because valve is not nintendo
>>221394386The lore of half life doest make any fucking sense because its based on a FPS and so just an excuse for the main character to shoot at EVERYTHING he encounters and fix the entire lien invasion by himself while the rest of the worlds militaries collectively suck crayons in the corner. It would be a terrible movie.Great games though. I would recommend the first game to any young fella that has not tried it because it looks "too old". Unlike other classics like doom/serious sam the campaign still holds up in the current year. (And if you're that unsure about the graphics there is always the lack mesa remake)
>>221395375It is kino. I did HL2 roleplay in Garrys Mod for years
