Heh, gottem.
>>221395259Screamy Rat-Faced Man is my favorite tv chef
>>221395259HEY I'M COOKING OVAH HEYAH
>>221395259Jesus Christ Favreau, it's just grilled cheese.
>>221395259Jesus Christ Favreau, it's just a grilled cheese.
>>221395259Jesus Christ Favreau, it's just a fucking grilled cheese.
>>221395259Cheezits Crust Favreau, it's just grilled cheese.
>final season quietly drops>no one gives a fuck >90% of the season takes place in one dayturning the show into what you and your shrink do really fucked them over
>microwaves the sysco chicken
>>221395259I shid
>tfw table 5 orders hamburgers
>>221395259Cooking food is known as cooking.
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I'd rather get skinned alive by ISIS than handle a single order for a group of 10+.
>>221396568>Cut into dino shape ????If this kid is that much of a weird arfid retard, you'd think mommy dearest would just tuck a dino cookie cutter into her purse and do it herself. I can't imagine anyone actually honoring that request.
>>221395259Die Ratman
>>221395259>that nose
>>221395259>here's your realistic chef bro
Normal words but a stressed guy
>>221397703Outside of him being in shape it's not that unrealistic. Cooks aren't exclusively black unless all you go to is a Popeye's.
ratty man no cook good
>I AM THE SHOUTING RAT-FACED MAN AND I WILL SHOUT AT YOU
>>221395259Why does he look like a rat?
>>221395259
>>221395259AAAAAAH I AM STIIIIIIIRRRRRRRIIIIIIIING
>>221395259Ratatouille lmao
>>221397742Civies don't get the sacrifices we make. The fine line we stand on defending their freedom fries from tyrants that would deny them their extra habanero spicy zinger sauce. And even when they take for granted the blood, sweat, and tears we shed for their Nashville Triple Patty Bacon Sliders, it still feels good knowing we served our God and country (and birthday party of 7) that day.HoorahSimmer Fry
>>221397703why does he have a boner?
>>221397703Why not?Just do uppers during/after work instead of drinking and work out during the day.I've seen a few jacked chefs.
>>221395259I thought the characters nickname was "Bear" until I saw some ad for the show and found out the name of the business it "The Bear"
>>221397703He looks like a day laborer forced into CKs.
>>221398328I don't know but it made my mouth water too
How bad is the last season?
>>221398495Kek you were thinking of Obsession. I'll make the thread lol
>>221398328You're supposed to put a molded little jock thing in the underpants when you model underpants, it makes buyers think that they make your dick look better.
>>221396764It's not the kid it's the parent.
>>221398704I assume that if little Jaxton is presented with a circular burger he begins to emit a frequency that can shatter nearby glassware and attempt to draw blood from the wait staff.So whether that's a request of the mother, who asked for it in plain english instead of the murmuring gibber that slipped out of Jaxton's drooling mouth or not, is more a philosophical point.
>>221395259>YES JEFF
>>221399203>Tfw the civvie enters 327 minutes before closing and orders the ratatouille I actually made ratatouille for the first time the other day to use up some leftover smoked eggplant and it was pretty tasty, served with red beans and rice and blackened shrimp.
>>221399203Based
I NEED HANDS
HANDS! I NEED FUCKIN HANDS! IT'S 6 HOURS UNTIL CLOSE AND WE JUST GOT A GRENADE TOSSED BACK HERE!
