Status?
is he really an eunuch now?
Bruised but intact
Why did he try having sex with a Snow Plow?
>>221395636no, they installed a state of the art robo dick (made in china) on him
>>221395639>when you nut but she keeps sucking
Why on earth hasnt he done a press conference yet to dispel the rumors?
Rod rumors?
>>221395656>>221395853He held a press conference where he whipped it out, but then "it" fell off and started sparking and smoking
>>221395587They stole young chinese boy spare parts to rebuild him and he has now 3inch chinese cock hard (requires insane amounts of viagra) and tiny balls.
>>221395639Why did he try to stop the machine instead of running to his nephew? And why the fuck his nephew was standing still in front of the machine?
>>221397314cause they are both retarded?
>>221397361Good, he wont carry on his genes then. They hould chop off the nephew's dick too to make it even
>>221397026I can fix it
>>221395639They built it back a stronger, faster, better dick. A million dollar dick one might say.
>>221395587SMASHED and SLAMMED
>>221395587Cockblocked: For Life
Does it really matter if he lost his cock?
>>221395680audibly kekked
rod report?
>>221395587half the man he used to be
>>221400132if he lost his johnson then his female fanbase is gone so the studio clearly took that into account
>>221395639courteous of this video maker to not show the penis ploughed
Is he gonna be in doomsday?