Was cousin-fucking so common that this joke was relatable enough to be funny?
It should be way more relatable now with more tws here.
>>221396578Maybe. I had a hot second cousin so I get it.
>>221396578well, their ethnicity yes
>>221396578
Why does everything have to be relatable to you fucking psychopaths? It was just a ridiculous scenario for the sake of being funny
There's nothing wrong with fucking your cousins. Cousin fucking isn't even incest
>>221396615>tws?
>>221396578>wasHalf the threads on this whole fucking site devolve into incest threads. It’s unbelievable.
>>221396578>Was cousin-fucking so common that this joke was relatable enough to be funny?>Cousin fucking No.>Awkward boner during car rides Yes.
>>221396691Because "lol random" generally isn't funny, despite retarded Millennials thinking so. Things have to be relatable/understandable/familiar to some degree to be comedic.
>>221396763>>Awkward boner during car rides>generated from your cousin sitting on your lapyou left out that part
>>221396773this show was for millennials so it checks out
>>221396691I hate incest but do admit sometimes it can be very funny
>>221396578My parents got blood tests to make sure they weren't cousins before having any children.
>>221396773You sound like a fucking retard
>>221396773are you retarded? look at monty python, what is relatable about a fucking murderous bunny?
>>221396815>this show was for millennialsGen X.
genetically speaking there's nothing wrong with banging your cousin (unless you do it several generations in a row)it also helps keep family relationships and wealth togetherwith how atomized white society is, we could do with a little more cousin banging and marriagethe elites don't want you to bang your cousins because it keeps white families intact and strong, they want you marrying strangers and moving 1000 miles away from your familysave the white race and bang your cousin today
>>221396858>>221396865>seething uncs who love "random" "high IQ" humorI bet you guys like Xavier: Renegade Angel too, and all that other trippy Adult Swim shit.
>>221396578Most of /tv/ is inbred.
>>221396830Given you’re on this board I’m assuming that test didn’t go well.
>>221396578did you watch the show or is this pic the only bit you know about?
>>221396909>it also helps keep family relationships>keeps white families intact and strongimagine chilling with your uncle (and your brother who has a crush on her) and looking him dead in his eyes and telling him you're beating his "little princess's" pussy up
>>221396773I never watched this show but isn’t it a running joke that he secretly lusts after his cousin? Also I have a hard time believing zoomers require things to be completely relatable to laugh. Not many people have been in this exact situation but every teenage boy has had to hid an erection before, everyone has struggled to maintain composure in a situation before, etc. you can have elements of relatability and still understand a character’s situation and feel humor.
>>221396993You don't have to experience something first-hand to laugh at it. But George Michael "secretly lust[ing] after his cousin" is just weird and uncomfortable for well-adjusted people
>>221396773Yeah yeah keep watching Bojack Horseman nigger.
>>221396937As an Arrested Development fan, I can confirm I certainly am
>>221396909That kind of love drives a man insane.
>>221396987as compared to it being some stranger? the sow has to be bred by someone
>>221397131>>221397143>Oh, fucking your cousin is TIGHT
>>221396773>Because "lol random" generally isn't funny,What's random about it? Maeby is kind of slutty and George Michael is a nerd and they aren't close at all prior to the start of the show and they're suddenly living togetherIt's fully set up and used as a recurring joke throughout the showThat is the opposite of random
>>221396773Dangerously based
Is it true that she has been ran through by most of hollywood?
>>221397042If you're well-adjusted person then you wouldn't find a joke uncomfortable. It's the repressed feigning as well-adjusted that get uncomfortable about sex
>>221397238brad pitt banged THIS?
>>221397042I’m not condoning it, but relationships between first cousins haven’t actually been rare in human history. Some US states still allow marriage between first cousins.
>>221397042No it isnt, because plenty of people at age 13/14 are suddenly confronted by a realization that their cousin or aunt or something is kind of hot, it might not be funny in real life, but it happens all the timeThe show also portrays Lucille whipping Tobias in the head with a fire poker and then running him with her car as being funny, and yet that is far less relatable and there would be far less room for comedy if it happened in real life than an awkward teenage boy popping a boner
>>221397042Isn’t the discomfort part of the humor?
>>221396578marrying your cousin was the norm everywhere pre-industrial revolution. It still is in most places.
>>221397169SUPER TIGHT.
>>221397238if you look like this then you need all the help you can get
>>221397275it definitely is weird bro
>>221397248Lucky bastard
>>221397243>I'm not the weirdo...y-y-you are!
>>221397308No. It's nothing, and means nothing.You're weird for spazzing about it.
>/tv/ is filled with cousin-fucking CletusesIt all makes sense now.
>>221397238I just don't like Maeby/Alia Shawkat no more.
cousin fucking wasn't common retard but having a hot cousin and awkwardly being attracted to her was a thing
>>221397349>brown person who actually has significant incest in his recent ancestry>"lmao you rednecks are so weird"
>>221397330There's more than one anon who isn't down with the cousin-fucking, and none of us are spazzing about it.
>have a shitload of nieces>have been told way too many times now that they are hot by my friends&etc...>know all of them are sluts if even half the stories i have heard over the years are true>have no sexual feelings for any of themUp until i found a webm on /gif/ of a onlyfans slutShe looks so much like one of my nieces that i for a short while believed i found porn of my own nieceGot rock hard and jerked off to her stuff for two days straight and then i deleted everything and never looked back because it was unhealthy as fuck.
>>221397373Yes, there's more than one anon spazzing out about a joke in a TV show and with no perspective or youth socialization and thinks it's horrific that a running gag in a tv show is that a boy had a crush on his cousin.It's very odd, but it's obviously why it's happening.
>>221397374>average /tv/poster sauce us up, guy.
>>221397407
>>221396773Is that Karen from the office?
My parents are from opposite sides of the country and met in the Air Force. My wounds heal super fast, I'm the most non-inbred person on this site.
>>221397442Great response. I'm sorry that you have the bad kind of autism and now you can't watch arrested development. It's a very funny show.
>>221397414Nope, i succesfully deleted everything and forgot her name, and this is a good thing. Believe me, this was unhealthy as fuck for me, was also the first time i spend money on onlyfans.
>>221397075six fingers
>>221396578Yes, I actually got a triple blowjob by 2 of my hot cousins and their mom one time at a family reunion.Sorry you never got to experience that, anon.
>>221396773>pls explain the jokes to me like im a toddler!
>>221396773This guy's parents are cousins
>>221397238She sure as hell didn't get there on her talent or looks
Genetically speaking second cousins produce the healthiest offspring but society still sees this as wrong because we are backwards idiotic savages.
>>221397801i dont even know who my second cousins are
>>221397812Exactly. Why should it be considered gross or immoral when it genetically makes the most sense and most people aren't close to their second cousins in a way that would be psychologically weird. I don't even know my second cousins either but it makes no sense that I can't theoretically fuck them.
>>221396578I would fuck my cousin because she's pretty hot.I'm pretty sure she wanted to fuck me as well.
>>221396578It is among jews
>>221396578Cousin fucking, no not unless you're from South Asia. Having a crush on your cousin is actually pretty common. Which is the scenario here. They weren't fucking, George Micheal was just a young teen going through puberty and realizing for the first time that his cousin is a cute girl
>>221397964they also didn't grow up together and george michael isn't even totally sure maeby is his cousin during their first scene together in the show, he has to double check because Michael and Lindsay haven't interacted meaningfully in like 5+ years
>>221397075How much they pay you for this one?
>>221397042They aren’t actually blood related.
>>221396700Paki/jew/jeet detected
There's unironically nothing wrong with fucking your cousins or aunts
>>221397812I think people use the term second cousin wrong. I thought my whole life that my uncle's (who is not related by blood) sister's kids were my 2nd cousins but apparently that is just also my first cousins from the other side of the family tree. What 2nd cousins actually are is your parent's cousin's children. So yeah I don't know either of my parent's cousin's family so I guess I'll never know if there's a bangable one.
>>221396578It was so uncommon, and such a taboo that such a situation was seen as a comical absurdity.Now that we've imported the 3rd world, the context of the joke is gone, and the "absurd joke" is just a regular brown's coming of age story.
>>221396578>was
>>221397291Not in Europe it wasn't.But it was in South Asia and MENA. And still is.
>>221396702Timmy Whitoids, who statistically are the most likely to molest their cousins
>>221396700Once every any other generation has no issues but systematic muslim style is a different story
>>221396773You are so fucking retarded holy shit
>>2213981742nd cousins are the sons or daughters of your parents cousins
>>221398240No.Incest is more common for every other race than whites.
>>221396987How did American rednecks become the face of cousin fucking/incest when reality is that its the middle east/Pakistan where its actually the most prevelant?
>>221396578No, that’s where the humor is derived. He’s worried about the sensation itself causing an involuntary erection even if he himself is not aroused.
>>221398701americans create most content
>>221398701More than a century of a slander campaign against the south after the civil war raped them, their infrastructure, their economy, and their minds. Before the civil war the southern accent was considered a mark of high society and wealth but now people assume you're a stupid inbred racist if you have that accent. It's partially true that they're less educated but that's because they're all poor after reconstruction made the entire south an unlivable shithole so nobody with wealth or education would ever want to live there given the choice for lack of opportunities.
>>221398240Wf are you on about there videos right now on /gif/ of you jeet faggots fucking your grandfather.
>>221398949>>221398240Look familiar, Sukdeep? Is that your brother and grandpa?https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1782596717198667.webm
>>221398701
>>221396578No, not actual incest between cousins. But sexual tension? Yes. That's the joke. They are a boy and a girl and they didn't grow up right next to eachother like siblings do. So it is much easier / more likely to be attracted to a cousin than a sibling.
>>221398701because they absolutely do cousin fuck. they briefly suffered a fate similar to what we put blacks through now: the industry that sustained them collapsed and instead of spending money on them to unfuck those regions, we let them sort it for themselves starting from barely any infrastructure and economy. this results in many rural isolated families that cousin fuck. especially when it's a cycle that's happened like three times now across the south AND we intentionally fuck public schooling up in those regions to boot.>>221398921yes because there is only one southern accent and there was no disctinction at all between wealthy land owning posh accented southerners (whose accent and dialect carried from english tradition) and dumb sharecroppers and slaves with zero education or literacy. go actually read a fucking book about your own country some time goddamn.
>>221396578No, anon. The joke is he's attracted to his cousin and he knows it's wrong, but they keep ending up in awkward situations like your pic related. That's the joke.Has absolutely nothing to do with cousin-fucking being common (which it isn't these days except amongst jews, mudslimes, and jeets) or relatability.I think you might be genuinely stupid.
>>221399080The southern accent you're talking about doesn't exist anymore because it got blended with the way the lower classes spoke after the southern upper class got wiped out by reconstruction. There really isn't a meaningful modern distinction. Even if that were true why don't poor dumbfuck midwesterners in their trailer parks with their accents get charicaturized in the same way southerners do? Completely missing the point to be a pedantic snarky prick just to feel like you're better than a stranger on the internet.
>>221396578I was initiated on romance by my girl cousin when I was 7. she was 12. unfortunately this is very common here in South America.
>>221397349/thread
>>221397042>You don't have to experience something first-hand to laugh at itIf you are sub 100 iq, you do. Like half the population is incapable of imagining abstract concepts that aren't immediately true to them personally.
>>221396909Saaaaaaaaaaaaar
>>221399473>the science is... le bad!>i am gods most loyal goyim
>>221397042>is just weird and uncomfortable for well-adjusted peopleWell-adjusted people have a sense of humor instead of getting their panties in a bunch over stupid gags from a 20 year old sitcom.
>>221396909It's something you can get away with in a pinch if the population bottlenecks, it's not something that should be done regularly for no reason. I can understand important bloodlines carefully enforcing it to avoid dilution, but normal people really shouldn't be doing it on purpose. That way even if it happens by accident, no harm no foul most of the time.
>start watching green room>couldn't take it seriously because i just thought "why doesn't maeby call george michael to help her out"The movie is fucking reddit garbage where a HECKIN punk band gets trapped be LE NAZIS
>>221396578>cousin-fucking so commononly in pakistan
>>221396987>The Jew immediately begins to squim
>>221398701Jews
I never fucked my cousins, but I did have lots of kissing and some touching when I was a kid/tween
If it’s consensual and there’s no getting knocked up I really don’t see the issue. Most of native British are like 6th cousins.
>easter day>family always has gathering at great aunts acre place under the huge tree>i'm thirteen and cousin is thirteen and we're too cool for this>we ditch and go make out>year later she hanged herself
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>show is called arrested development>shocked when incest is a recurring theme played for laughs
>>221400263haha what a story mark
>>221399080>>221399297Non-American here, everything from Texas to Virginia sounds the same to me, what differences are you talking about?
>>221397238>>221397248Theres a professional photo of her sitting with her legs spread in panties and her pubic area is hairy and discolored
>>221400816For one thing, Texas is too big for single classification. It's Mexico, the South, the West, the Southwest, the Midwest, and still somewhat of a coastal hub.
>>221400555holy shit kill yourself
>>221396578In the DVD commentary, they said that Michael Cera didn't know what "bumpy road" was supposed to imply, so he gave no reaction to it. They had to take him aside and explain it to him.
>>221400870not before i fuck your whore mother :)
>>221396578Beyond first cousins, you have as much genetic similarity to your second and third cousins as you would a stranger walking down the street
>>221400917A teenage boy didn't know what a girl bouncing up and down on his lap meant?By any chance was the director who had to explain it a woman?
We’re all cousins in a sense.
>>221396773You don't even know what lol randum humor even is, anon. Or maybe you've never actually seen the show. Either way stfu.
>>221396628I wasn't allowed back to family reunions after the "cousin incident".
for jews
>>221396773Are you retarded? Part of the joke is being a hyperbolic situation where fucked up shit is told with a straight face. Zoomers can't have a joke without chatgpt spoonfeeding them, I fucking swear.
>>221396702Third worlders
>>221397291Catholic Church outlawed cousin marriage in medieval era. Only royalty and aristocrats did and they got dispensations prior to marriage
>>221396909>genetically speaking there's nothing wrong with banging your cousin (unless you do it several generations in a row)doing it more than once is retarded and literally damages your very dna, it makes you slowly subhuman.There is no greater benefit other than sticking to your own race. Just stop being a fucking retarded larper and actually learn about how genetic inheritance works like i did, before mouthing off, you disinfo faggot jeet.
