this fat fuck has done nothing for the last 15 years lol
>>221397786He undermined that guy that adapted his shitty half-assed Dance of the Dragons fanfic pretty good.
He goes to conventions to furiously bounce cosplay chicks on his knee. For research purposes.
i still hold to the theory that Winds and Dream are both done, with his attorneys, and intended to be released after his death. reason: he gave his broadstoke notes to D&D for seasons 5-8 of GoT. what you saw is the ending GRRM wrote. after the backlash to the show, he made this choice so he does not have to endure the backlash to his final two books
He's been cashing checks and eating good. That's something.
post the horny blog after going to casting and seeing desperate young actresses
He singledhandedly created Elden Ring, a really popular videogame
>>221397882the problem with the show was not where the characters ultimately ended up, but the way it was told. It was rushed and sloppy.dany going insane and dying, jaime going back to cersei, bran becoming king, jon getting exiled, are all perfectly acceptable story arc conclusions that CAN work if they are given proper time to breathe and unfold.he hasnt finished any of his remaining books because he has made his millions and literally anything he delivers will make people mad, so he doesnt bother anymore and just enjoys his retirement
Wow, he's literally me except I'm not rich and famous
>>221397786why would he bother when he can coast off got's success?
>>221398002agreed and that would also be a hilariously based choice by him. i suppose we'll know in the months following his death
>>221398002Jaime going back to Cersei is not perfectly acceptable and would most certainly not happen if a new book was ever to come out.
>>221397786my theory is that he has trashed and restarted enough chapters at this point to dill up 3 whole books.
>>221397786>done nothingHe's made /tv/ seethe endlessly, so there's that
>>221397786At Dragoncon last year he went pretty hard at Sanderson and was kind of a dick to him.>George was telling a story of how smart a child he was that he knew Jesus didn't exist at 8 years old and how stupid Christians are. This was obviously directed at Sanderson who stared down and his face got a little red. I don't blame him>Brandon got asked a question about hard magic systems and how he creates them. George jumped in and went on a ten minute rant about how hard magic systems are dumb, he hates them, no one wants to read them, and you're a questionable author if you write them.>Brandon's successful business (Dragonsteel) and kickstarters got brought up a couple times and George got all worked up. Said authors shouldn't be expected to do social media or do anything other than write. And also said some things like "just because someone does a kickstarter doesn't mean they can write or that the book is worth reading">George directly asked Brandon, "you're Mormon right? How do you deal with that?" And it came across with a really blunt and snarky tone. This was a few questions after he said Christians were stupid and Jesus was make believe.
>>221397882The ending to the show and the ending to the books would be fundamentally different because the show cut out like 50% of the characters from the book. People can bitch about Dany going crazy all they want but that's only because they were showfags that got the yaas slay queen version of Dany instead of the plainly telegraphed as vulnerable and tending toward unstable mess that is book Dany. And besides Bran ending up on the iron throne I'd bet dollars to donuts 0% of his story beyond ADWD had been fleshed out. My point being that he has every reason to show that his completed story one-ups the show and then he can push for a remake and gorge himself on the millions more that rakes in. But he won't because he's a fat lazy fuck that can't write for shit.
>>221398155What's his problem?
>>221398257He doesn't like Christcucks. No one does.
>>221398155Jesus, it's a blessing he didn't have kids. Imagine the psychopath that would have been produced by such an immature cunt
>>221397786I remember reading about 20 years ago that he was in "robust health." Now the dude is fucking 77 and we still haven't gotten those goddamned books.
>>221398407yes, but normal people grow out of faggy militant atheism midwittery
>>221397786>does nothing for 15 yearsHe's just like me.
>>221398257The New York Jets, he only works on books when they're good.
>>221397786He's just like me.....
the only entertainment I get out of the GoT universe comes from shitting on George for being lazy. I couldn't get into HoD or Dunc and Egg at all.
>>221399956dear god it really isn't ever coming out..
>>221397923>singlehandedly>actually just wrote some of the backstory while Japanese devs did 99.9% of the work
>>221397882This theory, that the show is faithful to what GRRM had planned, is neither original nor uncommon, and it's absolutely retarded and provably false. He has already released content that directly contradicts what had happened in the show, you fucking retard.Not to mention that huge plot points already in the completed books are not even in the show itself.
>>221400020And he probably took longer writing the backstory than the devs did creating the fucking game, lmao.
>>221400073It definitely gets the main plot points down>others defeated>Dany goes crazy kills everyone>Jon exiled up north>cripple becomes king>Sansa rules the north>Jamie and Cersei dieThat's GRRM's boring and uninspired ending at least how he originally planned it.
What have you done?
We're never getting another book, are we?
>>221399175>>221398407>>221398155This. There's a difference between not being a Christcuck and being a giant raging asshole about it. Georgie isn't just anti-Christcuck, he's super jealous that Sanderson both writes far faster than him and has a loyal, growing, fanbase while GRRM constantly gets shit on, all the while Sanderson is successful doing all the things GRRM is against.Mormonism specifically is really fucking dumb but that doesn't stop Sanderson from being great with his fans or producing a lot of enjoyable work.
>>221400219How many times do you have to ask you fucking idiot? Shut the fuck up already. You're like a brown turd stuck to a shoe.
>>221398002>>221398097
>>221400235I'm contractually obligated to ask it 19 more times.
Dude is a mystery box hack like J J abrams. He saw how hard GoT crashed and is enjoying his millions while making blogposts crying about entitled fans wanting the winds of winter/dream of spring.
>>221400346>Dude is a mystery box hack like J J abrams.What "mystery boxes"?
Nothing?
>>221400203In the time since Dance came out, I self published 6 novels on amazon that have done will enough that I don't have to have a real job anymore
>>221397786He created Elden Ring
>>221397786What about the wild cards?
>>221400677>this will sell my superhero novel
About to start GoT for the first time. Should I stop after S6?
>>221400498All off the top of my head>why is the weather so fucked up on the planet>who are the others/what do they want(uninspired origins were revealed in the show but never in the books)>who is the "Prince that was Promised"?>Who wrote the pink letter?>who is Coldhands?>who is the hooded guy in Winterfell>what did Brienne shout to stop Lady Stoneheart killing her21 year old mystery now>what's Davos up to in Skagg>is Aegon fake or is it a double fake out and is he real?>What's Littlefinger's actual motivation?>What's Vary's actual motivation?>What's Euron's actual motivation?>Is Loras actually dead?>Is Quentin actually dead?>what's with Danny's stupid memory about the red door? Is that hinting that her backstory is fake?There's a lot more mysteries I can't even remember but you get the point
>>221400720stop after season 1, honestly. Maybe season 2 if you can handle D&D's fanfiction slop
>>221400557what george wrote on a napkin:>there's some incestuous gods/demi-gods ruling a country controlled by a secret religious group called the two fingers>miyazaki takes that and makes them a literal hand with two fingers communicating with an outer god(s)I'm willing to bet Miyazaki; beyond the skeleton of the world/Marika's crooked family tree, created the bulk of the lore thats in the game, especially all the high fantasy stuff. Miyazaki's greatest talent is taking extremely limited context and stretching it into whole and interesting worlds.
>>221400965GRRM definitely created/self inserted as the dung eater.
>>221397786And won't do anything for the next 15 either, get used to it
>>221397786Elden Ring
>>221397819>He undermined that guy that adapted his shitty half-assed Dance of the Dragons fanfic pretty good.qrd?
>>221401166Yeah more like Gelden Ring, cause only trannies play that shit
>>221398186>50% of the characters from the bookOne Red Wedding coming right up to deus ex machina away Victarion and the other Ironborn factions, which realistically can never bring a satisfying ending and need to be exterminated, and Dany and Aegon will go batshit and lose their dragons in fights against each other which span 2 pages.
>>221400219>We're never getting another book, are we?We're getting GTA VI in November, so the first part of the prophecy is fulfilled.
>>221400705I-is he using AI art again?Oh George...
>>221397786He fucked over a generation of fantasy writers because no publisher wants to sign a young author with an unfinished series. If you’re wondering why modern literature is 90% romantasy slop, wonder no more.
>>221401287He wasn't young 20 years ago though
>>221397786He’s been eating
>>221400982He was supposed to be called Dunk Eater, but japanese missunderstood
>>221398155What was funny was that afterwards a fan of Sanderson asked Martin if Sanderson will finish GoT after Martin dies. Really pissed him off.
>>221400219This millennial Normalfag shilled the shitty ass The Boys show
Weird that he didn't use AI to shit out the last few books. Doubt they'd be worse than Dance With Dragons. And I hate AI.
>>221401382Tee hee
>>221401408His biggest problem (allegedly) has always been that he hit a wall when too many POV characters ended up in one place, and while this hadn't been a problem for him in book 1 when every POV character was at Winterfell, his "style" had fallen into excess and lethargy by books 4/5But at this point, he could just ask AI to lay out a general plan for the overall arc with the characters involved and what needs to happen and what should happen from which character's perspective based on their personal histories (and given the series is popular, the AI scraping would do most of the legwork there, too) and then just work from the bullet points grok spits out and none one would ever even know he'd fucking done it because he'd still be writing all of it himself
>>221397786Living the dream
>>221401223Just have Euron summon the abyssal dragon god and the have the ironborn fleet battle it to the death, killing most/all of them. Boom, george gets to move on to other plot points and the reboot tv series in >30 years gets an epic pirates of the caribbean kraken naval battle scene
>>221397786GRRM here. How should I respond without sounding mad?
>>221397786Tolkien is laughing at him in heaven.
>>221401555He does not notice him at all.
>>221397786Fat boomer leech
>>221397786>Hard to write with one hand
>>221397786
>>221400738>>Is Quentin actually dead?this is not a mystery. this is like the people who thing jesse missed and didn't shoot Gale after breaking bad S3
>>221401639AIfags will burn in hell.
>>221401470His worldbuilding was horrible from the start, everything related to zombies and ancient evil awakening was awful. Night Watch sections were good despite Others, not because of them. In DoD he also managed to fuck up the tone, turning the book into a shitty Robert E. Howard adaptation, with ludicrous characters mentioned in a paragraph or two and never explored. He even managed to make dragons look harmless and wrote two identical Arya chapters in two books. This is before I mention how he keeps raising the dead.
>>221401509George's worldbuilding is insane but it really got bloated and on the one hand, sure you can refocus, but then again, as a reader I rather want the meandering plot and have 4 more books than a quick conclusion and focus. Feast is in many ways the best book because it brings in a gazillion new viewpoints about the world and the lore
>>221401646what the fuck is breaking bad?
>>221401725>and wrote two identical Arya chapters in two books.kek he really did
>>221401639Tolkien famously didn't finish his shit, because unlike the Hobbit and Lotr which were just copy paste, the Silmarillion was somewhat original and he had no idea what to do with it, so his son hired a bunch of nerds to write it and pass it off as Tolkien jr. work
>>221401646normally yes, but Gurm has done so many fake out deaths, why would you be surprised?
>>221401725>>221401747Which ones?
Gurm doesn't actually know anything about medieval history.
>>221398186This is my favorite of the copes people have come up with to deal with the fact their subversive story ends in a subversive way
>>221402029Subversive endings just aren't satisfying see Chinatown and the Mist.
>>221401935which is good because he portrays medieval times at face value with dragons, magic and fantasies that are sometimes literally real and sometimes even in universe fake. GRRM's medieval world is like Westerns where cowboys are relevant and gunslingers and not just gay dudes rustling sheep like in reality. He portrays knights and those times like we imagine them to have been like. what we WANT them to be like
>>221402105We want knights to be murderous rapists?
>>221397786The final blackpill me was the interview, where he went>Yeah, I was going to kill of Sansa, lmao. But she was kind of popular in the show, so maybe I'm not going to anymore. I don't know.
>>221402142Only the Cleganes are that. The vast majority of knights do honor their vows and if they don't it is condemned and abhorred by the people in the book.But corruption of mind and ethics is reality. Where I live, there is a ruin that was once occupied by robber knights that constantly threatened my city and travellers before finally being disbanded. And they were genuine knights, not just bandits in armor
>>221398022I am better looking, so that's nice. Doesn't happen often.
>>221401639Don't listen to the haters, this is good AI.
>>221398155>George got all worked up. Said authors shouldn't be expected to do social media or do anything other than write.So why doesn't he?
>>221400472Absolutely based.
>>221400226It didn't happen, you fucking moron.
>>221400547Are you that anon who writes insect porn. Someone posted about it well over a decade ago, giggling about his latest slop's success.
>>221402781Doctors don’t take their own medicine
