Triple Feature editionPrevious >>221371727
Great timing. Just finished. Totally pitiful and marginally comfy creature feature shot in Colombia. A cement plant dumping waste into a lake creates a giant reptilian hand puppet that eats a white secretary and a few alky fishermen. 95% of the movie is Robert Mitchum's uglier son arguing with a blonde reporter he of course ends up sleeping with, the plant manager who's a discount Christopher George debating which of his two love interests to fuck, and the director's kids as a couple of snoops trying to get a picture of the monster. Boring boring boring and a movie i had to attempt to watch many times over the years before I finally could finish it without passing out.
HAPPY HAPPY HALLOWEENHALLOWEENHALLOWEENHAPPY HAPPY HALLOWEENSILVER SHAMROCK
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>>221398642>>221398707Gonna need some webms
>>221398642That lady saying "doze kwordnets" pops into my head occasionally.
>>221398675doo deedoo deedoo DEEDOO DEEDOO DEE
>>221398759>ALL DOZE KWORDNETS>ALL DOZE HAMBOIGAHS
>>221398707I've seen worse looking monsters really
>Call your franchise friday the 13th >only three of the movies take place on Friday the 13th bravo nolan
mail call
>>221399046heard good things about that one, cover looks great anyway
>>221399046Are her boobies squirting milk?
>>221398890kek
>>221398770
I seent Weapons last night. It was ok. It felt like the director wanted to make a Hereditary, Babadook, It Follows style movie but didn't have the chops to successfully ape that kind of movie. The gore and violence was clearly inspired by the Evil Dead series but it's a sanitized version of it. The fork face mutilation, the black vomit and head butting, the vegetable peeler to the face, etc were all very Evil Dead but super toned down. The Naruto running was silly. The witch was cool but we didn't get enough of her being witchy and creepy. The whole thing felt small and not very exciting. The way the movie was structured made it so there weren't really any surprises and everything was pretty telegraphed. I'm not quite sure what the metaphor is supposed to be. Are evil boomers priming children and weak people to be their mindless weapons as they cling to their fading and increasingly powerless lives?
>>221399089I see someone hasn't seen the movie, lol
>>221399224Creggers said it was partly about growing up with alcoholic parents, hence the part with the catatonic people needing fed by a kid. But otherwise I don't think there's that much to read into it.I didn't mind the fact that the plot was pretty straight forward, there's still a lot of juice just in "a film about a witch". But to me it was just too long and needed editing down for excitement as you say.
horror bros...
>>221399340>the perceptive anon had a hunch that proved entirely accurate
>>221399580Seems fair
>>221399302I liked it and think it's a solid horror movie but I wished it had the unsettling witchiness of Hereditary and had actually gone all the way with the gore like the Evil Dead series instead of sanitizing and truncating those scenes. More of the witch and her magic also would have made it better.
>>221399046>we will never have covers like this
I thought we were done for
Bleh frens, BLEH!
>>221400054Bleh
>>221399926It's actually newly commissioned Aussie release artwork, the original is pretty simple
>>221399580Maybe movie directors from the 60, 70s, and 80s shouldn't have made so much ass horror flicks.
Why is this the only horror movie group it's ever suggested for me?
>>221398754Difficult to say if there's anything worth webbing
>>221400447The ominous ending
>>221400460The explosive climax
>>221400480A classic comedic bit
>>221400480lol>>221400505masterclass in script writing
>>221400097
Howzat?!
>>221400786Even if it turns out to be good, I don't want to watch a movie about a molestation retreat for teenagers
>>221398642>>221400447>>221400460>>221400480>>221400505Looks like the kind of thing Vinegar Syndrome will be out in 4K with a holographic slipcase, poster, and 120 page booklet with an essay by an unknown film journalist writing about its anti-colonial and pro-feminist messaging, all for only $59.95 (limited to 4,000 copies)
>>221400786>traumaslopFuck off.
Kristen Stewart introduces Jane Schoenbrun's masterpiece, Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma at the Biarritz Film Festival in France.>"This film is a gloryhole. Its a geyser. I have no fear that its going to soak the world when it hits theatres. Its the best time ive ever had in a movie theatre. Ever."
>>221400904I'm so grateful people like you have no power or influence, and instead I'm routinely getting pristine new physical releases of all my favorite movies
>>221400993You called the movie pitiful and boring and you'd be the first one to add it your shopping cart for $79.85
Francis Conroy is confirmed as coming out of retirement to be in American Horror Story season 13
Dracula is probably the weakest of the universal monster movies
>>221401422Hmmm it'd be close. The mummy can kill people with magic, but he could assumedly beat the mummy in hand to hand combat and can turn into a bat.
>>221401647If it was physically weakest the gillman is just a guy
>>221401722Nah gillman tanks multiple bullets towards the end, I think he's stronger than the average man. Also he mauls people to death with his big claws. Maybe it's like fighting a man-crocodile.
>>221401769He dies from those bullets
>>221399580It should be even lower. There's maybe 10 great horror films ever made.
>>221401834Canonically he survives for the sequel. But even so it's like multiple gunshots to the chest and he waddles off, so he's gonna beat you 1 on 1
Real shit though Universal Dracula has to be the weakest Dracula if you exclude comedy Draculas
>>221401647>>221401722Can't believe you two mooncalfs didn't think of Invisible Man. He's just a man!
>>221401985He has the highest killcount in the universal monsters by a wide margin.
>>221401985How can you kill that which you cannot see? The moon knew this
>>221401992Yeah by rigging a train to crash. Nothing supernatural about that shit. If that's true Osama bin Laden is the greatest Universal Monster of them all.
Dracula can shoot fireballs
>>221401985Invisibility definitely beats Frankenstein and Creature. Dracula and the Mummy may be able to sense him, but Wolfman can surely smell him. We should have a monster world cup.
Invisible Man would just shoot all the others with their weakness. Hes also a genius chemist
>>221402351https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwjNrF4eSJA
>>221402391“Hes somewhere in the area i know it *gets shot*”Imhotep is probably the strongest on paper because you need intervention by a god
Swedes call her Yennifer Yonnelay
>>221398419>imagine the blood fart
>>221402351The Invisible Man would be jerking off in the girls locker room probably haha
Ang Lee Croninberg’s The Mummy was pretty good actually.
>>221402845If it was good then why didn't I like it?
>>221402845In a "so bad it's good" kind of way, sure.
>>221402865Thats not a real thing.
>>221402861You dont like evil dead?
>>221402955Yeah I do, but that's not what I said mr big brain knows how to read
>>221402964Its just evil dead.
>>221402845it was shit
>>221402955There's Evil Dead, and then there's Evil Dead
>>221402978wrong
>>221402982You cant name 5 better mummy movies
>>221403008>original The Mummy>the Brendan Fraser trilogyThe 5th would be some Mummy movie I was in the late 90s or early 00s, I don't remember much beyond it being in NYC I think and the bandages being the Mummy's method of getting people. Good but weird film. I'd name it if I could remember the name.
>>221403008the mummy segment in tales from the darkside
Can someone recommend a horror movie that's on Amazon right now? I can't find anything.
>>221403064Texas Chainsaw Massacre
>>221403056these and also Tale of the Mummy (Christopher Lee kino)
>>221402955I'm with this guy Mummy's just Evil Dead Rise 2, and actually made me like EDR retroactively and made me excited for Evil Dead Burn. I'm willing to accept these as proper Evil Dead movies despite no Raimi and no Campbell thanks to their sadistic senses of humor and energetic camera work
>>221403056> Brendan Fraser trilogyNot horror and only the first one is good
>>221403094You dont need Ash because deadites are so sadistic and evil theyre funny in their own so you can just have people reacting realistically to them.I love Ash but im glad theyve let the other protagonists just be their own of being like him
>>221403064Is Deadstream on there? then Deadstream
>>221403095You said to name 5 better Mummy movies, you didn't say they had to be horror. Don't try to move the goalposts retard.
>>221403126This is /hor/, eat shit, faggot
>>221399046fucking weirdo
>>221403144Be more specific in your posts then, retard.
>>221403161>tfw you win the argument automatically because your opponent posts a picture of David Hyde Pierce
>>221403056You should watch the Hammer Mummy movies.
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>>221403197nigga you lost, the niles post just hammers it in.
>>221403215It's funny you think that
>>221403197Well if coping makes you feel better, then go for it. I just hope your taste in movies improves someday.
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>>221403203Looks good to me, I'm in.
>Kelsey GrammerShan't
OK, I promise not fall asleep this time. Late Night /hor/ begins now, (Dracula voice)ah ah ah ah (wolf howl and crashing thunder sound fx)
>>221403203Theyre really boring. Rather watch pretty much anything else Cushing/Lee were in
>>221403289w-what happens on Late Night /hor/??
He is a… warwilf
>>221403831ANYTHING can happen!MWUHUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!I get stoned and watch /hor/ movies, which is the same thing that happens during Early Afternoon /hor/
>>221404004>spine-tingling>bone-chilling
>>221404004Hazel Court, yum yum
>>221403064I watched Dog Soldiers. Pretty good.
>>221404029for me it's>loud squelching
Just watched Curtains (1983), shit's really good but it could have been a lot better. Low points: too many offscreen kills, pacing issues, the killer's background made no sense, and the ending was a wet fart. High points: cinematography is insanely good, the locale is great when we finally get there, and the kills we do get to see are intense. Anon from before was pretty spot on about it being 6/10, but I'm in a good mood so I'd say 7Seriously though how the fuck did she set up her entire "killer lair" in the dude's shed?
>>221404033Indeed
>>221404253There was a director's cut version but the footage was destroyed back in 2009 before it could be restored.
>>221404299>oh no, an evil sorcerer turned her into a monster, and now you have to fuck her!
>>221404402kino, what's that from?
>>221404402oh no now my penis has feces on it
>>221404411Jack the Giant Killer (1962). Great fantasy/adventure movie but also has plenty of horror elements
>>221404253And for how it could have been better:15 minutes on the initial asylum stay is kind of crazy, much better and quicker ways to show she was in there for a while and her mind was whack, another 15 introducing everyone else before we even get to the manor is a lot as well. Shave off time here and give us longer scenes with group character interactions + the actual audititons that they're here for. Does the twink hot tub fucker even get a single line? Also so much time spent on setting up kills for an ending we don't see, when it's clear from the ice skating scene that they KNOW how to do creepy kills, even with the killer in full broad daylight. In the finale, less time exploring the killers fuck shack (which again doesn't make any sense considering she just got there, how does she basically live there) and for the final scene make it not abrupt and ridiculous. That's all of my whining, but I really think this movie could be worthy of a good remake>>221404378honestly that's a shame, is there any info about what was changed?
>>221399224It never felt like it wanted to be more than am horror movie to me. There were multie times where it could have focused on the drama but it never let the horror lose the central stage
>>221399224>we didn't get enough of her being witchy and creepyluck you, we're getting a prequel about her I think weapons was better than his first movie and had less social commentary esque stuff, and the horror for me was being put in the shoes of a kid who's life is fucked beyond belief. The absolute control that the witch exerts is the horror. take whatever message you want from it, pretty easy to draw a "old people suck the life out of the young to keep living" message
Just watched both Hostel movies. Why did they do my Paxton so dirty and why do people hate Hostel 3?
>>221404864idk because I've only seen the first one, what'd you think of the second?
>>221404881Besides the Paxton thing, I loved it. Less time spent on pointless tits, the main girl is actually quite smart and badass, and I like how it expanded on the business. I don't like how fast it ends tho.
Dead Calm 89 was excellent
>>221405002Zaniacs won
>>221405064
Finally saw hokum and it was a let down, just a bunch of half assed ideas. Even the witch design was unimaginative
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>>221405202
found footage recs? Already seen cannibal holocaust, hell house inc, grave encounters, vhs, horror in the high desert, rec.
Just finished. Oh, I LOVED this. The atmosphere in this is off the charts, the first half is such a pure, intense and sleazy slasher vibe, with gorgeous color and dudes in all jean outfits attacking blondes with perfect tits that are pointlessly hanging out. The ladies in this are astonishing, the most slasher movie girls ever. Unfortunately it never really pays off, and the creepy killer old people in the second half are a fun enougj experience but kind of a letdown after the venom of the first chapter. Also I think there's no gore in this at all. It's got a great Town Makes a Movie vibe and there are cool unique local actors. The evil doctor is clearly an actual nut job. A thrilling is undercooked little semi-classic.
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>>221405699The Bay
>>221405699As Above So BelowGhostwatchCreepCultArea 51
Watched Hokum yesterday. I thought it was really well done. I think the script needed one more pass because I think I noticed one plot hole/error and I also thought some of the foreshadowing was a little too on the nose. Otherwise it had great pacing and the scares (ie: Payoff) were pretty weak but the suspense/tension (ie: Buildup) more than made up for it.>>221404004I saw the Shatner one. It was pretty good.
>>221405870I like Hokum, but my only thing is it's the same as the director's last two movies. He keeps doing the same thing over and over
>>221405882I don't think I've seen anything else he's done so I didn't notice any of that. How do you say Hokum compares to the other two? Should I bother with them or is it like a Shinkai thing where each iteration gets better?
>>221405726this is real acting
>>221405870Another anon had a list of like 20 things he thought were plotholes so I have to know, what'd you think was one?>>221405898Nta but I recommend Caveat. Oddity feels similar to Hokum but imo Caveat is more cohesive than the others.
>>221405898>How do you say Hokum compares to the other two? Should I bother with them or is it like a Shinkai thing where each iteration gets better?It's more like the V/H/S series where nobody agrees on which is the best and which is the worst. Everybody's list looks different.Me, I say Caveat > Hokum > Oddity. Caveat is a more suspenseful story and has the creepiest scenes, in my opinion. All worth watching, but like I said, it's the same basic idea each time, all folk horror revenge stories
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>>221405721>>>/gif/30843338
So I watched "Cry of the Banshee" (1970) after it had been recommended to me here. I can see the selling points: Vincent Price, plenty of "comely wenches", lots of violence against women and children, and sex. However very little horror and not much of a story.
>>221406160>you will never take a blonde bimbo for a ride in your station wagonwhy even live?
>>221406160>>>/gif/30843398
>>221406260just wait outside her highschool and drag her in
>>221406434Based
>>221406248That's one I need to rewatch. I mostly remember a kino secret passage in a graveyard
>>221406512Yes, at the end. There's stairs in a stone sarcophagus that lead to an underground heathen ritual crypt.
>>221406248For some reason I've never heard of this one. That's good news though, I've seen most of VPs other films. I'm rationing them for Octobers now.
>>221406380big tits
I think Samara Weaving is one of the most beautiful women to ever have lived.
>>221406998She's alright. I liked her part in Scream.
>>221407220UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I think she's a little more than alright...
Just finished. GRIMY bunsploitation from the director of Gutterballs. A gigantic self-mutilating psycho bum with a deep catholic guilt complex captures a female cop (eh? Get the title now? Double meaning? Eh? Eh?) and psycho bumfights camera guys film what happens. Not as gory as you might expect for an Unearthed Films movie, but the bum is a cannibal that rips people's hearts out with his bare hands, lol. Gets a whole star for me because there's a scene where the bum delivers a woman's baby and that particular kind of scene gets me jumping like nothing else, lelFun movie
>>221407534Is Gutterballs worth a watch?
>>221407298Most beautiful woman alive today
>>221407640Outside of the cool look of the killer and that some girls in it show their pussies, it didn't make much of an impact on me.
>>221407929>some girls in it show their pussiesRare
Just finished. Calling this horror is a STRETCH, but that's what letterboxd says, so here we are. Goofy lame low budget NYC comedy of the sort Troma would distibute; think Space Freaks from Planet Mutoid. A band rents a studio where a frontman had murdered his whole band with an uzi a decade before, and the nerdy singer gets possessed by his spirit in the bathroom, turning him uninhibited and wild and making the band successful. He eventually gets too crazy and the whole thing ends with a gunfight and an exorcism of a toilet. By sleaze matriarch Roberta Findlay the low level genius behind Tenement, Lurkers, and Janie.
>>221409608So basically toxic avenger
>>221410237same as it ever was
>>221406486If this was a european movie or a 70s american movie he would have been sprinting at full force instead of slowing down to gently scoop her up.
>>221400939>Kristen StewartIs she still popular?Also, I don't believe a word of what she said.
I’m going to a girls house and I wanna get a horror film to watch, last time we watched Titane. Gimme some ideas bro and it’s gotta be quick or I’m gonna be late!!!!!
>>221411030Cannibal Holocaust
>>221411063Pleb pick anon, I’ve already seen that and it’s not really that shocking if you’re not a normie
>>221411030In a Glass CageAmityville II: The PossessionRun and Kill
Thoughts on this 20-minute hidden gem?https://archive.org/details/Tales_of_the_Unexpected_026_03x01_the_flypaper
Weapons is about how feminism destroys the family unit.
>>221411385It's actually about a witch who uses children as weapons.
>>221411413Indoctrination/corruption of youth to destroy family unit.
>>221411470The one who saves the day is a libbed up single teacher illegally entering a family home
>>221411385mmm, pretty sure it's about a witch
Weapons is about how old ladies are scary
>>221411385Good morning, saar
>>221411345>that cover
>>221412542Why would that matter to them? They want the ai money and the anti ai money and doesnt really care money.
>>221402845>>221402955>>221404864>>221407640>>221407534>>221411063>>221411345>goreslopcringe
>>221411769Ok, I was wrong then. I watched it a while back. I may have to rewatch it.
>>221404579I don't know exactly what was changed or altered but apparently the film was supposed to have a more artistic thriller tone and not a slasher one.
Good afternoon /hor/! Happy Sunday! I hope you all went to Mass today! Threadly reminder that I am owed reparations for A Streetcar Named Desire and I would like them in the form of Longlegs-esque and The-Empty-Man-esque (my two most favorite kinos) kinos that align with/inform my Catholic, Christian, conservative, crypto-fascist worldview.I would also like to take this opportunity to remind you guys that horror only really works when it has a Catholic, Christian, conservative, crypto-fascist moral at its core. The entire genre of post-apocalyptic zombie thrillers, for example, ask the question of what happens when law, order, structures and institutions break down. They are inherently anti-revolutionary. A Quiet Place can be read as a critique of political correctness and one of the first victims gets cancelled by one of the monsters from space for praying out loud.Furthermore, as Jay Dyer points out in his Esoteric Hollywood, paraphrasing: the elites have the same sexual morals as the poor underclass. So, really, it has been my middle-class-to-upper-middle-class, Catholic/remnants-of-order-found-in-Protestantism social class that has restrained the baser instincts of man and kept Western Civilization running for a thousand+ years. You can all thank the Church and my social class for the fact that we all didn’t grow up in shanty towns with mud roads, running around barefoot with 20 other bastardos named Jayden, Hayden, Brayden, Grayden, Mayden, Rayden, and Layden.I’d also like the following actors/actresses to be turned into A-listers:>Jack Kesy>Ignacyo Matynia>Ryan Hurst>Caleb Landry Jones (I like this guy’s face)>Kristen Bell>Felicity Jones>Maika MonroeFinally, I’d like my guy, Zak Olkewicz, to get some good writing jobs. Olk has good writing in him — I’m sure of it. He just needs to be put on a regimen of geopolitics (MacKinder, Spykman, Mahan) and then Catholicism, the occult, esotericism, secret societies, fascist literature, etc.
based tubi
>>221414281from what I read briefly the movie had two directors and the one that wanted it to be artistic giallo thriller fucked off and let the more slasher oriented director take over. I wonder if what you're talking about is the thriller one's vision? Personally I think the slasher elements were the best part and could have been dialed up even more, the giallo parts were lackluster
>>221414857I got that one, don't remember much though
Watching "Kraken" (2026) right now. It's Norwegian (with English subtitles), playing in the fjords of Norway, but ...two negroes in the first 15 minutes of the moviemain character is a brown skinned middle eastern woman.
>>221415226it's all so tiresome
>>221415226Your life sounds miserable you should probably kill yourself.
>>221415226what race is the kraken?
Obsession is such a good movie. I've seen so many men treat women in that same way, it's so tiresome and I'm glad they're finally being called out for the shitlords they are.
>>221415335Innsmouthian
>>221415370
Obession is a film brave enough to ask "is being retarded immoral?"
>>221415431Do you think this fat dominican watched it and intentionally misrepresented what the wish was or do you think he just made it up in his head and got mad about a fictional version of a fictional story?
>>221415467stonetoss is dominican?
>>221415501he's some kind of quadroon
>>221415467I think you're a homosexual
>>221415519eww ftr I always thought his comics were gay
>>221398419I saw Leviticus this weekend. Absolutely terrifying...I can't believe gay people actually exist
>>221415565If you say Leviticus in the mirror three times you'll see a gay person
fans of sleazy italian horror NEED to check this one out
>>221415317so true sis! can't believe he did a heckin racism in our 4chan thread. They won't teach it in your history books, but Norway is a black country!
>>221415501He's a nazi with a split dick kek
>>221416633
>action comedy becomes action horror comedy
Oh man .... so "Kraken" (2026) may be something for fans of underwater horror. Btw. it's "Kraken" and not "The Kraken", in Norwegian the definite article is appended as -en, so "Kraken" is already "The Krake".First nothing happens, people and the location are introduced. It's fine, it's the most remote backwater of Norway, they have time for that there. Then there's something scary under water. That's well done. Remember Lovecraft, "the greatest fear is the fear of the unknown"? Then unfortunately they show the monster, and it is of course sentient and intelligent. In the end they kill the monster with the exact same underwater sonic device that woke up the monster in the first place. How? Don't know, the plot needs it to happen.I don't know, it was OK overall, competently shot and edited, acting was OK, Norwegian spoken with English subtitles.
>>221416837The World's End should also be considered a horror comedy.
>>221415617uh, I didn't even know a sequel existed, let alone an italian-made one
>>221417379you should check it out, its quality entertainment. It honestly has one of the most insane kills I have ever seen in italian horror
>>221415370>shitlordsthat takes me back>>221415617will do
Sci-Fi July is almost here
>>221417906no such thing
Excited for found foogust august
Slash and dismember September
>>221417906nice chart
Goon June
>>221418077Disrobe her October
No Poop November
>>221417906>There Are MonstersCombines my two favorite things, Invasion Of The Body Snatchers & Found Footage. Yeah, it's absolute kino.
Topiary February
j-horror january
>>221418498Occult October where we watch Occult every day for 31 days.
>>221418077Mommy March.
>>221418077I'm in favor
Flay May
Rape July
lee cronin really hates grandmas >headbutted in the nose>thrown up on >strangled>thrown out of a window onto a car>eaten by coyotes wile still alive and they start with your intestines so it lasts as long as possible >get your teeth stolen as a corpse and partially eaten>get turned into a zombie also I don't think any innocent character has even gotten fucked up this many times in 1 movie lmao
>>221418875Rapril and revenge
>>221418954The coyotes got a chuckle out of me, that was so over the top
>>221419061If the movie got to the full on evil dead stuff in the last third faster I'd recommend the movie a lot more highly. The investigation wasn't really compelling and they could have shaved like 25-30 minutes off the total runtime. Especially odd since Evil Dead Rise has pretty much perfect pacing where it's just constantly escalating the whole time.
>>221419160damn she looks like she could cook a mean breakfast
>>221419203this is a literal dogs breakfast
>>221419160Yeah it was way too long.Evil Dead Rise for whatever reason I remember could have used another final act.
>>221419160the best genre of bts photo
>>221419233
>>221398642>shot in ColombiaLess than 5 minutes of that movie were actually filmed in Colombia (the opening scene). The rest was filmed in New Mexico with Mexican actors and they didn't even try to make it look like Colombia.t. Colombian
>>221399580>top genres are music, reality-tv, talk-show, biography, game-show, documentary and news (whatever the fuck this one means)This is enough to know these ratings are completely worthless.
>>221420349>did you just misgender my they? are you evil or something?
>>221399224Most interesting part of weapons is that the villain, like Longlegs, is apart of a kind of cinematic nu-homophobia where the villains are depicted as tranny-coded child abusers despite the directors of both films being lolberals. It's almost like the disgust at trannies has been pushed into the unconscious and it's manifesting itself in their art.Not even anti tranny BTW I like the old school drag queen gay guy troons of yore it's just something I've noticed in horror the last few years.
>>221420598huh?
>>221420635I didn't get that from Weapons although I have heard the witch is a gay/tranny slay queen hero which I don't understand at all. The witch looked like a 65 year old lifelong smoker cat lady from Long Island. Where is the tranny coded part coming from? I haven't seen Longlegs.
>Vladimir and Olga raise ducks on a small isolated farm in the countryside. They hope for a child, but this expectation soon turns into a nightmare.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMHx7xg87vM
>>221421017kino. though these are always so slow I play them at a higher speed.
>>221421017Looks terrible
Finna watch The Wolf Man
>>221412542Boomerbros, it's over... our champion, the zero-award winning director of "Turn in Your Grave" (2012), and the biggest expert on Kubrick, who usually promotes our favorites fro 80s has BETRAYED us in order to get the zoomer audience.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z64fMgALKVI>7.5/10It's over.
>>221421744Backrooms is good and skipped gen z its actually shared millenial and alpha
>>221420952The drag queen makeup and hyperfeminine clothing
>>221420952it's just twitter troons
>The straight white dude claiming to be a knower of drag queens and their culture has logged in
>>221419247Evil Dead Rise had the opposite problem where it spends forever in the apartment and then when the monster mash finally starts it just turns into a 10 minute parking garage boss fight and ends. Needed one more escalation.
For me, it's Night of the Demons 2
>>221422379The original Evil Dead on the other hand I think has some of the best pacing ever. It's a very tight template.
OH FUCK I'M HOFFIN' OUT!
>>221422480This.
>>221422551It's funny because he stars in that Citizen Vigilante film as a detective who similarly gets his whole team blitzed by a psycho.
>>221422281And what are you? Why is it inconceivable a straight white guy knows about drag culture? The documentary Paris is Burning is more than forty years old.
>>221422604Sounds like some Epic Bad Luck.
>>221422806kek
>>221421744Ager has Hereditary as one of his top 10 horror films btw
>>221422281I'm gay and yeah I'm white got me there. Fuck off faggot.
>>221423243that looks like a bagina
>>221421734One of the best endings in horror ever
Rewatching the 1959 Journey to the Center of the Earth. The descendant coming out of nowhere and his deadly double expedition theft - while not horror in itself - feels like something out of a horror story.
>>221423457I never noticed they even included a bunghole and bit of taint skin. S-tier monster design.
just went outside and it was 4k HDR
>>221423656i have not seen that in 16+ years but i just remember being disappointed when they actually made it to the center of the earth
>>221423243Wouldn't have expected there... behind the knee maybe
>>221423761Don't Go Outside The House
>>221422734>Why is it inconceivable a straight white guy knows about drag culture?Probably because straight white guys are the ones that want to ban drag queens and their culture for some reason.
>>221423243Damn... women look like THAT?
>>221423243Wood
>for some reason
thank goodness this month is almost over
>I'm sick againDamn it. I will watch something today at least.
>>221425339rub some dirt in it
>>221422381Shout or VS needs to drop this on 4k already
night of the demons is shockingly boring
>>221425754Shout/Scream Factory put the trilogy out on blu-ray and the first movie on 4K, I'm sure they'll do 2 and 3 in 4K too
>>221425767Eat shit
>>221425767Which one do you speak of?
>>221423004So you're saying he has good taste and likes the only masterpiece horror movie of the last 10 years?
>>221421744Backrooms bridges generations :)
>>221426650He generally has good taste and has things to say otherwise that are worth listening to.
>>221426650>>221426805He's a faggot
>>221410237>What do you look like?>It depends on who's looking.
>>221426946your a faggot actually
>>221410237when someone finally seeds me the last 1% of this I'm going to rewatch it. I didn't think much of it but may not have been in the mood.
>>221427119What is that? The Mothman Prophecies?
>>221427107No I'm not, my mom said
>>221427137yeah
>>221427141That's not what she told me
>>221427160I TOLD HER NOT TO SAY ANYTHING
>>221406014I don't know if you want to call it a plothole in the most literal sense, but I feel like the idea of the protagonist being in a coma for a couple of weeks was a later addition to the script.I think that, originally, the doping of his flask was meant to suggest that it's possible that he hallucinated almost the entire thing (hence him looking down at his hands to confirm that the manacle marks were there). I think that at one point someone realized that if there wasn't a big timeskip it would be too hard to sneak into the hotel when it's still considered an active crime scene and Irene probably wouldn't have died yet.I think it would have worked better if the protag DIDN'T drink the whiskey on the night of his suicide attempt but does have a swig before setting off with the old man.Some other things that weren't plot holes but I didn't like very much:-I thought it was way too convenient that the protagonist was able to make it back up the dumbwaiter after the big climax. The first time was fine because he had planned when he would go down but it felt pretty contrived that by sheer coincidence it was almost exactly on the hour when he was forced down there on what I assume initially was a suicidal mission.
>>221406014>>221427405-I think the dream sequence with his mother should probably have happened earlier in the film, possibly when he first escapes the witch. I felt like the idea was that up until that point he's still sort of suicidal but that conversation with his mother ("You can't stay here") gives him the will to live and keep going. Too many of his actions before that scene are desperate attempts to stay alive and his frustration at not succeeding doesn't play well with him still apparently not being all that committed to living.-He should not have said 'he was too young' when talking about the guy who shot his mother. As soon as he said that I figured out what I assume was intended to be a twist. When Irene asks a follow up question he should cut her off saying "I really don't like to talk about it" or words to that effect.-Similarly, I was annoyed by the circle of chalk thing. I felt like it was tacky to only mention one single monster and one single defense from it. Maybe have a couple of different methods for dealing with spirits (crossing water, daylight, salt, chalk circle, etc..) and either have him try some of them (the bathtub could serve as 'crossing water' which actually does happen) or at least make the audience unsure of what he's going to find/how he's going to escape. The chalk thing was an extremely obvious Chekov's gun.-That guy running into the burning building at the end, and not just the entrance but deep into the hotel to try and save someone is extremely brave to the point of being unbelievable and/or suicidal.-The recorder seemed to turn on randomly.-You would definitely try to smash a bottle on a femur or someone's back before just immediately going for the skull.
>>221427405I'd have to watch it again too see when he swigs what. I think at least that McCarthy makes films that triggers detail autists, which is neither a criticism of him or them. I think he just likes individual ideas and ties them together into films. I'm a bit more on the surreal side when I watch movies.
I think his persecution has gone far enough, we can have a lil fix
>>221427422I took it as he had a single renewed goal of thanking the irish lass.>The chalk thing was an extremely obvious Chekov's gun.True>The recorder seemed to turn on randomly.Yeah I just took that as witch spookiness. Same as the TV. But again, fair because he's just throwing shit out there. With a 90m film, you're getting a bit pressed for time to build that many points into the film and they'd probably have the same oddly telegraphed feel. >You would definitely try to smash a bottle on a femur or someone's back before just immediately going for the skull.He gets a defense here that writer in the film is the bad writer kek. That reminds me though, one reason I actually liked it was the wrap around. I thought it was surprisingly moving and a really clever way to show the MCs arc. It's like a microcosm of what you're saying though because it's silly in multiple ways if you inspect it closer.
>>221427734Even responding to his posts gets you punished now, and not just a warning. It's getting ridiculous on both ends. I shouldn't have to be careful who I respond to just because the other guy is doing something wrong.
I've never seen this, but I'm about to. It has horror in the title so I assume it's relevant.
>>221427926It's a cult classic with a lot of catchy songs. Enjoy it, Anon
>>221427926I've never seen it either. Always looked gay af but the girls seemed to always like it. Let us know.
>>221427926this is such a one piece reference
>>221427926>It has horror in the title so I assume it's relevantKek. It's not. I suppose it would land on the ever growing list of "banned movies on /hor/". It's a musical, and it has a cult following. If you watch it in a theatre, be prepared for people dressing up in costume and singing and dancing in the theatre.
>>221428048>I've never seen it either. Always looked gay afDon't dream it. Be it
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>>221428064No, I don't think I will
