I was supposed to go to cinema and watch super girl but due to heat I decide to stay home and watch this old movie. Guys WTF? Just first 20 minutes is fucked up and it just go more wild every few minute. The most crazy think that Big Trouble in Little China was made by Carpenter, this same Carpenter that made The Thing but this move is bad. There is a lot crazy thing here but it still could be a good movie, but, a directions of many scene is fucked up. For example there is scene when dialogue are played like character were a far from each other but they are close each other, there are scene that dialogues are just word throw out in to space.Best example why this movie is bad is very first scene that is supposed to be narration after things that happens in move, but it actually does not connect with action that actually happens in movie.
I maintain that this is the best video game movie ever made. It's just an adaptation of a game that doesn't exist.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xiAbDkXDgg&list=RD-xiAbDkXDgg&start_radio=1Awesome movie, always was, always will be.
>>221398775>this move is badYou just hate chinkois, pajeet.
>>221398863That a good idea, although I like to think about movie like it was a RPG session and with shit that it is happening here I couldn't. I mean it is critical 1 after critical 20 all the time.
>>221398775This is shitty b8 disguised as an ESL post.
>>221398894Not really, actually opposite of it as I watch a lot of Asian series or movies.
>due to heatyour theater ain't gots AC?
>>221398935Sadly I have to drive to neighbors city to get to theater, and ac in my car is... Let say I do have ac and leave it on this. >>221398922 Bait my ass, this movie is so fucked up that I want to talk about it.
>>221398775It's a comedy movie, you retard. You're supposed to laugh at the absurdity of it. It also created several Mortal Kombat characters.
>>221399045Oh there are parts that are good comedy and I did laugh at theme but there is a lot of scene in this movie that I just can imagine how it look like in script and how it was supposed to look like.It could be so better movie with a good director... But wait it got really good director, yet it is fucked up.
>>221399104The whole point of the movie is that they were just enjoying themselves and taking the piss out of everything. They called the good guy wizard "Egg Shen", it's just fun and silly. Kurt Russell's character isn't a hero, he's just a bumbling moron who somehow manages to solve things through his instincts. If you don't like the humor then that's okay, but there's a reason that a lot of people do.
>>221399045The first time I watched it, was with some Europeans. I laughed from the opening dialogue to end credits, and they all looked at me like, why aren't we watching Quentin Tarantino. He says nigger. I get that that is wrong.
You leave Jack Burton alone! We are in his debt.
>>221399042>this kino is so fucking kino that I want to talk about it.agreed.
>>221399174Jack is a reasonable guys, he’s just seen a lot of unreasonable things
>>221399045>several Mortal Kombat charactersmore like all of them it would be easier to list the MK characters that aren't inspired by BTLC
>>221398775>SAAARRRRRR
>>221399309And he just wants his truck back. Relatable motivation
>ESL blog>bad opinionenjoy your heatwave lil bro
>>221398775After I watched it for the first time, I posted here just saying "I don't get it."First response was anon posting the gif of Lo Pan saying "you were not put on this earth to 'get it'."Humbled my ass instantly.
>>221398775>this movie is bad
>>221398775Learn how to speak our language before you post in it shitskin.
>>221398775This is my favorite film of all time and objectively the best edited film ever. There are zero seconds of wasted frames in this film. It is not rushed, but not for one second will you be left wanting. Score is amazing, cast is perfect. Film is perfect.
I have no problem admitting when a movie filters me. I didn't like it. The ironically corny thing doesn't appeal to me.
>>221398863I love this idea.
>>221402582It isn't ironic though. They play it straight which is why it works for me.
>>221398892Holy shit.
Favorite lines, guys? Mine’s>What is that?>Black blood of the Earth.>Oh, you mean oil?>No I mean BLACK BLOOD OF THE EARTH.
>>221398775>Kim cattrall in gook make upKino
>>221402635>What Huh!? WHAT will come out no more???>Play your cards right...you live to talk about it...>We really shook the pillars of heaven, didn't we Wang?
>>221401529kek
>>221402635>terrific, a 'six demon bag', sen-sational, what's in it, Egg?
>>221402727no one could have played that role better Kurt is underrated even in stardom
>>221398775You're clearly a retarded person, this is the greatest movie ever made.
>>221402635>Are you crazy, is that your problem?
>>221398775>OP pretending to be a retarded ESL with bad taste Haha, good one Anon. You almost fooled me
>>221398775welcome to popular 80s film, most of them are just cheesy trash. it was one of the worst eras for film
>>221402537This.Also>Big Trouble In Little China>They Live>VampiresAre an unofficial trilogy within the wider Carpenter film canon.
>>221403460You are pissing me off to no end.
>>221402646the set where Lopan floats through the wall to visit his two brides to be is my all time favorite it's so good
>>221402607>Holy shit.IKR? What was its purpose? I mean; it's fantastic and all but was way too much work and cost too much to just be having a giggle.
>>221398775>There is a lot crazy thing here but it still could be a good movie, but, a directions of many scene is fucked up.GOOD MORING SAAR!
>>221398775>this move is bad.lol
>>221398863Yeah there's a bit of a double dragon vibe about it
>>221402635My fave line is when kurt russel goes AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHH!!!!! in excitement and then he shoots the ceiling and it falls down and knocks him out
I wanna throw it on now, the commentary is so good. Kurt and John just kicking back laughing and having a good time.Just 2 bros hanging out. Absolute kino.
>>221402607>>221404009I love that they got James Hong (Movie Lo Pan) to do the elevator scene. That's just chef's kiss
>>221402687>What Huh!? WHAT will come out no more???I cackle every single time.
>>221402764Hell yes he is.
>>221406046KEK
>>221398775>Best example why this movie is bad is very first scene that is supposed to be narration after things that happens in move, but it actually does not connect with action that actually happens in movie.That's the only fucking example and it was put in after the movie was done and forced in by producers who insisted that 'Jack be the hero and it be made clear he's the hero'
>>221398775>this move is bad
So many comfy set pieces in this film>the wet docks where they played cards all night>the inside of Jack's truck's cab>the cramped kitchen at the Dragon of the Black Pool restaurant while its pouring rain>the misty alley where the funeral battle happens>Lo Pan's warehouseSoundtrack is goated as well, goddamit I am rewatching this with pizza and beer sometime this week!
>>221398775carpenters best movie. the less serious his movies are the better they tend to be.
carpenter's worst movie
>>221398775>the heatwhat, is it 89 where you live
>>221398775>this move is bad.Opinion disregarded.
>>221398775You have to be a fan of 70s wuxia and kung fu movies to fully appreciate this. I always thought Big Trouble was overrated until I deep dived into kung fu and wuxia films, and I came tonrealize its greatness
