Realistically, which actress is your looks-match? Did it help, or hurt their career?Easy one for me because I have a twin sister who looks exactly like Carey Mulligan. That's me I guess. Hurt her career.
>>221400701>which actress is your looks-match?The old lady from poltergeist.
>>221400701Liar. Post a picture of your twin sister immediately or shut up. I'll post a cum tribute if you do.
>>221400701my Grandma would call your sister "mousey" looking and say it's a complimenthmm... I guess Anna Faris looks like my Grandma and it hurt her career
>>221400701You gonna have sex with your sister?
>>221400801Nope, never even jacked off to her. I may be a deranged coomer but I was always able to leave some things absolutely off limits in my brain, no kids, family, animals, rape, etc.
>>221400946Wow, you're a real saint.
>>221400946Lame. Do you at least cuddle and snuggle
>>221400946Have u ever jacked off to Carey Mulligan tho
>>221400701
>>221400946Surely you must glance at her butt and the rest of body and go: "Gosh my loving sister is so beautiful, I cherish her so much."
>>221401041I plead the 5th
I musta been interested cause I googled Carey Muligan nude. There's one image of her in a shower naked with I think her brother watching her?What was that scene all about, film any good?
>>221401206She's done a lot of nude scenes, including full frontal (not a natural blonde)https://www.aznude.com/view/celeb/c/careymulligan.html
>>221400701For me it’s Maggie Gyllenhaal. She was definitely a solid 5. Awkward energy. Striking facial features due to the placement of all of them being a bit off. Not enough to be ugly exactly, but enough that you could see she needed God to do a second draft on her to make her pretty. If a clown ever called me beautiful, you’d all laugh too. I wouldn’t even complain. It would be a fair reaction. At least I’m not Adam Driver levels of dysgenic looking facial asymmetry. If I took my helmet off in a movie, I don’t think the entire theatre would chuckle like mine did. So yeah, I’m not a sub five. It’s not absolutely ridiculous that some small percentage of women might find me (it has happened occasionally), but no one’s ever going to describe me as “handsome”. Gender swapped, I’m Maggie. Even our youth wasn’t enough to push us into the upper tiers. By the way, you want an example of a woman who wasn’t very attractive, but got the youth boost? Ellen Page. The difference between people like her and true dyed in the wool mids like me and Maggie is our odd facial structure.
>>221400946Lmao, no way. You mean you haven't seen her in a bikini and fantasized about your hands intimately roaming all over her supple skin?
>>221401252If you had a sister you'd know why not. I notice people who fantasize about incest always fantasize about OTHER people doing it, the idea of doing it with their own mother/sister/whatever repulses them. I wouldn't drink from same glass as my sister. We're hard coded to be as repulsed sexually by close female relatives as if they were other men.
>>221400946surely you don't mean to say that you've never slept with her on the same bed on a hot summer night, and wrapped your arm and leg around her into a comfortable spooning position before falling into a deep sleep to the sound of her soft breathing and her hair against your face?
>>221401370Nope, closest I ever got was a cousin. Staying at my aunt's house when I was 15, her daughter was a couple years older than me and was walking around in panties before taking a shower. I went to use the bathroom after she showered and saw those panties she was wearing balled up on top in the dirty clothes basket. Yup, they went straight in my mouth.
so you don't share physical affection?
>>221400701Genuinely Zendaya. I'm not a super attractive man, though I don't look ugly, but I know I'm not a 10/10. I need to get into better shape but I am pretty tall at 6'2. Zendaya looks really cute and pretty in some images but maybe a 6/10 in others depending on angle and lighting and makeup.>Did it help, or hurt their career?I mean, I'm a nobody so I don't really know.
I had sex with a cousin once when we were both really drunk. It was a fairly unusual experience and in my drunk stupor afterwards I said something like "it was weird, when I was fucking you it felt like fucking someone other than you", which wasn't meant to say that I imagined banging someone else but that experiencing her in this context was really different. However, it really pissed her off and she refused to have sex with me ever again.
>>221401621Nobody on this board could pull Zendaya.
>>221401644Nobody on this board could pull any celebrity. The OP was strictly about "looks-match."
>>221401644I could, probably easily.
>>221401630You messed up you should've been like I'm in love with you and love having passionate hot sex with you
>>221401700Yeah I wasn't really in control of my faculties at that moment.
Debicki
>>221400701cch pounder
>>221400701I have a striking resemblance to Henry Cavill so I guess my looks match is anyone he has dated which is pretty depressing because I've never dated anyone as attractive as the women he's dated.
>>221400701Probably someone like Dakota Johnson
>>221401206That was Shame. She has pretty sad tits
>>221401744Exceptionally based.
>>221401644/Fit/ can
I unironically got Ana de Armas
>>221402157Is that Grok?
>>221402175YesChatgpt wouldn't answer cause it goes against guidelines for some reason
>>221400946You jumped at the chance to show off how not supposedly degenerate you are. I'm assuming you're extremely degenerate, just not with those specific things you listed. You sick fuck.
I have zero idea. How would you even gauge something like this? I'm a tall black man, and I've been told most of my life that I'm handsome. I would assume a tall black female celebrity? I'm not that imaginative. I like to think I could pull Tina Fey or Adria Arjona.
>>221400701Post a pic of your sisters feet.
>>221400946I refuse to believe you and your sister never kissed.
>>221402355bro is idris elba
>>221400701Gretchen Weiners. Supreme mega babe.
You flatter me, chatgpt...
>>221402505How did you get chatgpt to do it? What prompt did you use cause mines wouldn't do it
>>221402550>Going by looksmatching (looks leagues and stuff) concept. Who would be my looksmatch in Hollywood/world known actresses?
>>221402462I'm only 6' and I have a more frat look compared to Idris.
>>221401644I post a picture of my dick you'll see that you're wrong kemosabe
As an autist blessed with a good frame and nice bone structure I think>Elle Fanning>Margaret Qualley>Jodie Comerwould all look at me and think 'damn he's pretty'. Obviously dating them would be another story
>>221401644Objectively tons of us could if she didn't have the bonus of having served under big harv. Purely aesthetically and temperamentally speaking she's incredibly achievable.As for me? I'm mildly disfigured so Kristen Schaal
>>221403097If you're under 30 pretty much every guy has dated a Zendaya, she's the quintessential Zoomer girlfriend.
>>221401621without make-up, she is a dog. I still don’t think she’s cute with it, but the difference between the two is like one step off of the top of the grand canyon.>>221401700continuing to fuck your cousin is a terrible idea anon. But another bad idea is going hard into the wall and saying he’s in love with a woman because they had sex. Don’t do that. There is a scene in Ferris Bueller where they talk about Cameron fucking his first girl. How he is going to put the girl on a pedestal, because she gave him the thing he wants most out of life, and how she’s going to treat him like absolute dog shit. This is true for most women, and most people. Don’t be a festering simp, people don’t respect someone that grovels to them. They feel you are beneath them, and treat you accordingly. Being a niceguy is not a good strategy. Respectful and sometimes kind, but not “nice”.
>>221402413Oh we kissed but we were just testing it out if that makes sense.
>>221400701Yes and we often talk about it
>>221403829Oh woops I thought it said look alike instead looks match
Unironically "her?"
>>221403885Mae is pretty cute if you're into short grils with nice bottom halves, which I am.
>>221403270I want you to put your hands on my ass
>>221403281you're not the OP
>>221400701I don't know. Drunk girls say I look like Robert Downey Jr.
>>221400701I look like the male version of Willa Holland. Probably did actually because her look is incredibly bland and girl next door style.
>Realistically, which actress is your looks-match?Unironically.
>>221403932And pretty chubby with no tits. I'm just being honest that's all I could pull
>>221402157I got Alexandra Daddario, Kiera Knightley, and Natalie Portman.
>>221404265>prominent nose
>>221404640>JEWNIGGER
>>221404640>>221404689Prominent STRAIGHT nose. It's prominently straight, not just prominent.
