>zero threads>zero hype
>>221402170It's like running into high school friends you go out of your way to avoid. You've grown up, they haven't.
>>221402170>bestDoubt
>>221402170Watching old people get hurt isn't really funny. It's funny when it's your friends and you're in your teens, twenties, and maybe thirties but these guys are like in their sixties. It looks geriatric and pathetic.
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>>221402170Who asked for this?
>>221402302Yeah that's also how I felt when that webm kept getting posted of Bam getting back into skating after sobering up where he falls and lands right on his head. Watching an overly-confident 20 year old Bam get a bloody face full of gravel or a handrail to the testicles is really funny, this kinda stuff is just a bummer.
>>221402302https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bsUGOYZ31Y
Well half the movie we've already fucking seen dozens of times. Or at least that's how they advertised it
>>221402170Why would there be? They should have stopped before the last one. It's over.
>>221402302Basically how I feel about it.They are old. The movies now just make me vaguely depressed.The should have hung it up years ago. Knoxville is 55.Should have left it at Jackass 3/3.5 and called it day.also the younger cast members just don't vibe at all with me.If a younger set of guys want to give it a shot. go for it but it's just not it from the ensemble
>>221402170reality /TV/ is lame and killed MTV. inb6 banned for /mu/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8r-tXRLazs
>>221402206God it's the worst.They just wanna talk your ear off while your mind is screaming, "Go the fuck away."
>>221402170No Bam No Watch
the last one that was on netflix had loads of women in it and that made it terrible, unironically
>>221402170This shit was dumb as fuck when they started, and it's even worse now that they're old men.
>>221403327But it's totally okay if he's in flashback shots. Honestly, fuck them. He seems to actually be trying this time and they still turn their backs on him
>>221402170I thought Jackass Forever, if a little late, was a decent last hurrah aside from leaving out Bam. Why are they fucking pushing it? You were too old 4 years ago.
>>221402275The best is because it’s a clip show of stuff from the show and old movies with some new stuff
Can't believe Ice Age new trailer parodied the first Jackass movie intro
>>221403894That means most of the movie is already on YouTube for free
>>221403910Yeah, it’s retarded
>>221403284They always seem to have a bunch of stories about shit you don't even remember that you did that was le heckin ebin XD and seem to like you way more than you ever liked them. It's like just get the fuck away from me you fucking loser. Everytime I go back to my hometown to visit my parents and go out to a bar there is always without fail a bunch of people there that remember me that I haven't even thought about since I left and are still acting like they're 20 or on drugs. The amount of the women that ended up fat and hideous, that I had either fucked or wanted to fuck, is insane.
>>221403695They offered for him to be there, they paid him, and Phil and Ape were both at the premiere. Stop blaming other people for Bam being a cancerous retard that keeps stepping on rakes due to his own actions. Earth Rocker my ass, he has swiss cheese brain.
I can handle every Jackass bit but the Vomlette. It's the only bit that actually makes me feel like throwing up
No bam no buy simple as
>>221405083Bam's a fucking idiot but he seems a lot better at least at the moment. Honestly, maybe Bam didn't even want to do it, maybe it would have triggered something in him and it was his choice. Who knows.
This is zoomer jackass, now watch me get conscripted to die fighting Christian Russians for the Rothschild family.
>>221402170Sorry, only SuperChick and StarGays threads these days.
The only difference between this movie and all of the Golden Girls clip episodes they would do to fill the time every season when one of those old broads didn't feel like working or they needed to fill an episode order is that it's old dudes instead of old whores.
>>221403327I thought he was in the nightvision part or was that a lie? also his parents showed up for the premier but not Bam....kinda weird. Besides I heard they all still hate him for some reason even though he has sobered up and straightened his life out
>>221405225It could honestly just be Bam's choice in his sobriety not to be a part of it. The 12 steps are all about moving on from the past and all that after all
>>221405059It really is awful. My original oneitis contacted me on boomerbook literally yesterday because someone in my family posted about me coming up there for the 4th of July and basically threw herself at me asking if we could go out on a date and talk and see where things go from there. I replied "Yeah definitely if I can get free haha! :)" when I wanted to reply "You have two kids with no father in their life and you have gained 30lbs. since the last time I saw you and you work in an old folks home wiping people's asses. I think I'm gonna have to pass." but I wanted to be nice.
>>221405225He was in it and the last one and got paid for both. He was also invited to the premiere and chose not to go. They don't hate him, he hates them because his destroyed by meth and booze brain blames them for being forced to not keep him around because he was a disaster and the studio couldn't get insurance on the film unless he was removed after he kept doing awful shit. He said it himself in one of his brief moments of clarity: "I was too much of a jackass for Jackass".
*does nothing*
>>221405426The milk's gone bad.
Bumpy
i skimmed through a camrip and it looks like 80% old clips
>>221406969who are any of these people? why did they force them upon us? a movie with less stunts that didn't involve any of these people would have made for a better movie Jackass isn't a brand, it's the original group of people, they are the only ones that matter
>>221405059I’ve discovered that I’m basically William Munny from The Unforgiven - everybody’s got stories about crazy shit I did but don’t remember because I was drunk at the time.
I'll spoil it for you: No risky stunts, no offensive pranks, old men try to shock you with their penises.
>>221402206>i grew upeasiest way to make it clear you, in fact, never did
>>221403189Jackass came out of skate and music video culture thanks to Spike Jonze’s involvement. I discovered a lot of bands through Jackass.
>>221406969she walled hard
>>221402206>You've grown upAh yes the mature adult posting on 4chan
>>221402206i dont want to grow up
>>221402170No Bam, no buy
>>221409009Bam is in there, not looking good
>>221406969i havent watched Jackass Forever since it came out but Poopies was the only one i liked/felt like he had a modicum of chemistry with the original cast. i think i remember the black guys dad having some funny bits too but its sad they gotta force you into the crew when your dad is the actually entertaining one
