I met a dude literally exactly like this guy at a birthday party once.
It was probably me
>>221402995did you have this view of him too
the giant breasted zoomette at work always wears a shirt with this nigga on it
>>221403028She sounds cool
>>221402995Was it in Southern California?Because I looked like that fucker when I was younger.I was called McLovin a lot.Bad times
>>221402995Did you? Did you really? You want a fuckin' pat on the back, you fuckin' faggot? You think you're special because you saw some gay bitch once? Fuck you. Fuck you, nigger. Fuck you RIGHT UP THE ASS!
>>221403028She sounds like a nice lady.
>>221402995Did you suck his dick?
Chudjak if he real
>>221403146anon, like half of 4chan looks like mclovin, you're fine
>>221402995why does chud look like mclovin?
>>221403200Yeah real nice. Sucked my cock and let me nut in her throat. Swallowed my load, fondled my balls, and prodded my hole. Real nice lady. Gave her a kiss afterwards (full tongue).
>>221403282>looksLooked like'Thankfully
>>221403186Who hurt you?
>>221403282How about IFUCKIN.KILL.YOU.
OP GOES TO PARTIES WITH JEWS
>>221403314Ain't no one hurt me. But I'm going to hurt you. Tear through that asshole like tissue paper. Leave you holding that hole and screaming for some relief. And while that mouth is open, asking for help, I'm going to fill it with my cum.
>>221402995You met a jew?
>>221403028Is she also cute at a drive thru and you really really wanna fuck her but not make it weird because you're 35?
>>221403519That’s pretty gay
>>221403314>>221403790this is a mexican btw
>>221402995most people merely meet a McLovin, they don't stick around to know one.
>>221402995we've all met guys exactly like him
>>221402995I looked like him back in school. The other kids called me McChuddin.
>>221402995>I met a jew onceOk?
>>221403028try to hook up with her
>>221406137waiting until she turns 18
>>221402995I looked like this until I got a better haircut and fashion and spent ~1 year hitting the gym. You can go from 3/10 to 8/10 if you work hard. But most anons are pussies scared of putting in the work.
>>221402995i got dome from a girl that i picked up at comic-con while watching kickass 2 in theaters once. i can't remember if mclovin was in that movie or anything about the movie really but i feel like he was and this thread made me remember that
>>221406629Its hip to be square.*finger guns*