>Nightmares of Ass Rape
>>221403399The new Mummy movie is looking pretty good.
>>221403399Sushi is my favorite food, but those prices....
>>221403463Don't try swimming laps in this dojo.
>>221403399>makes son spend 40 years making fucking rice
>"45 years just to wash the plates gaijin!"
>>221403477BAKA DJINNYOU DON'T KNOW REAL RAW FISH ON WHITE RICE
>>221403473>the tamago>the EGG! the EGG!
>>221403481This always reminds me of the Frasier episode where they decide to buy and run their favorite restaurant. As it starts to go to shit and the chef quits Niles starts cooking and is afraid of the eels and then Daphne just walks in and smashes their heads off the counter and Niles is horrified.
>>221403549>"Get a grip! You're not being asked to do anything that none of us hasn't done before in our own kitchens, in our own homes! Now quick, Niles, kill five eels!"
>>221403549>>221403613based Frasier enjoyers
>>221403473>>221403499Eat at a local temple tonight. Don’t give anything a onions bath - it’s already been precisely sauced. Have a cold asahi super dry at 4 o’clock in a mostly empty karaoke bar. Go somewhere with no fucking heathens. Listen in on the cell phone conversation of someone you think may have nothing in common with you. Order the toro raw. Clear your palate with a pinch of the ginger. Have a sake. Have two. Be open to a world where you may not understand or agree with the salaryman next to you, but toast kampai with him anyway. Eat everything in one bite. Tip your taisho. Check in on the egg. The egg! Do not chill out.
>>221403473chill out mr. miyagi
I see videos of people buying fish at fucking Costco and making sushi that looks great. Fuck how pretentious people get about it
>>221403473What show is this from? How I Met My Wife's Son?
